Mustang sat in his office yelling and screaming on the phone with Fuhrer.

"I want you to change the policy!" Mustang screamed over the phone knocking pens and pencils off his desk.

"No! Mustang!" Fuhrer yelled over the phone. "Women must wear pants! Not Miniskirts! Pants!"

"But…." Mustang whimpered.

"Women can't go outside and help innocent people…….in Miniskirts!" Fuhrer yelled. "Now, goodbye Mustang!

"No!" Mustang screamed in his office.

"What the hell is going on in here, sir?" Hawkeye said opening the door a little. Roy sat down in his chair a little bit sad.

"The pant policy for women has to change!" Roy yelled.

Riza was just about to go off. "Roy! Women are NOT objects that you can just look at! They are equal human beings….."

Hawkeye was going on and on as Roy thought to himself. How am I going to change Fuhrer's mind? He thought. I have to do something really nice, but what? Wait!

"I got it!" Roy yelled jumping on the desk.

"You do?' Riza asked. "So, you're not going to treat women like objects?"

"I'll bake him a cake!" Mustang yelled.

"What? Why?" Riza asked confused. "Wait! Were you even listening to me?"

"Oh, but I'll need eggs, milk, and a bunch of other stuff".

"Forget it!" Riza yelled. "There is no sense talking to you!"

"Wait Hawkeye!" Mustang yelled.

"What Mustang?" Riza asked annoyed.

"Call…..the Elric brothers". Mustang said fiercely.

"Why?" Hawkeye asked.

"Don't question me! Just do it". Mustang yelled.

"Yes, sir". Riza said as she exited the room.

"This is the greatest idea I've ever had! This will certainly change Fuhrer's mind!" A couple minutes passed as Mustang waited in his office. He tapped and chewed on a slim pencil. Suddenly, a small figure came walking in the room with a man in a suit of armor.

"Ed, just the man I wanted to see!" Mustang said happily. "Come on in!"

Ed and Al sat down on the chairs sitting in his office. "What now, Mustang?" Ed asked dully.

"I have an assignment for you two boys. It's a dangerous task, but of you succeed……you'll be a hero!" Mustang said in a serious tone.

"Hero?" Al said confused.

"What do you want us to do?" Edward looked up at Mustang who had a smirk on his face.

Mustang sighed and then continued in a low voice. "I need you to……" He paused then continued. "Go to the market".

The Elric brothers were in temptation until they heard his last sentence. They both gasped and looked at each other.

Ed began to laugh and slap his knee in amusement. "Great joke Mustang! Now, really, what is it?"

"I know you're scared Ed, but you must be strong!" He said placing his hand on Ed's prosthetic shoulder.

Ed pulled away from his grasped and yelled. "What are you talking about! I'm not scared to go to the store! Our job isn't to do your errands for you!"

"Ed!" Mustang yelled. "If you don't do this you're fired!"

"What! You can't do that!" Ed yelled.

"Oh, but I can!" Mustang said. "Here's the list and the money, now go!"

"Whatever". Ed mumbled under his voice.