Phantom of the Hospital

A Phantom of the Opera re-telling using the characters from House MD

Key Roles:

Phantom: Greg House (Yes, he still has the limp, the Phantom needs some scarring, after all, right?)

Christine Daae: Allison Cameron (duh)

Raoul de Chagny: Robert Chase (notice similarities in initials?)

Madame Giry: James Wilson (because everyone needs a friend)

Andre and Firmin: Lisa Cuddy and Stacy Warner (Stacy and Lisa have no idea who House is)

Lefevre: Richard Arthur (yes, he's mentioned, but yes, he's retiring)

Meg Giry: Eric Foreman (because he's Cameron's good friend)

Carlotta: Virginia Dare (we need an initial foil)

Joseph Buquet: Sebastian Charles (because I can)

Ubaldo Piangi: Jonathan Dare (because . . . I don't know)

Some Notes:

For those of you who watch the show House, the names that are familiar to you will have similar jobs, just tweaked a little to fit into the plot of the Phantom of the Opera storyline, the other people (those that I have created) will be explained.

Richard Arthur: Former dean of medicine, elderly, retiring, knows House (our phantom)

Virginia Dare: A well-known diagnostician, but relies on pat diagnoses, doesn't explore all options. Has lost several patients, but is still famous . . . somehow.

Sebastian Charles: This guy was actually a one-shot character from the episode TB or not TB. I just didn't like the guy, so I figured I'd put him in the role of Buquet so House could kill him.

Jonathan Dare: Virginia's husband. A well-known trial lawyer. Actually good at his job (as compared to his wife)

Lisa Cuddy: Transferring from Princeton General to be the Dean of Medicine at Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital

Stacy Warner: Lisa's friend, accompanies the other woman to PPTH as primary legal council.