This is a poem I wrote a few years ago with my English tutor Mr. P Raitar for an assignment, based on The Battle of Helm's Deep. I thank My English tutor for editing help. I do not own Lord of the Rings and this is done purely for fun.

Aragorn feels guilty for not taking on the responsibilities as the heir. Gandalf helps him through it. WARNING: Spanking of an adult.

Eve travels through Rohan with Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli. Sequel to A Different Kind of Elf: Book One. You might want to read that one first. Legolas/OC Dialogue and plot taken from the movie.

There is plotting afoot in the Citadel.

An elf named Alamir must fight to survive a war against the orcs and urak-hai before the race of man is eliminated.

Takes place at the end of 'The Two Towers', before the battle at Helms Deep. Evelyn disguised herself as a boy to fight for her people, but what she finds is a love that she never bargained for. Legolas/OC, continues into 'The Return Of The King'. R&R!

When an author has spent five years writing LotR fanfiction, she is summoned before the Panel to be judged. Oneshot.

This story shows examples of Mary Sue fanfiction in LotR, offers analyses of each example, and demonstrates how not to write an OC in LotR fanfiction while offering advice on how to write an OC that is not a Sue. All examples written by me for this story.

Anorial, an elf Maiden living in Rivendell has a part to play in the story of the Ring... Bad Summary yeah, just read it...its not that bad promise!

Forty-three seconds. Out of three-hundred sixty-five days, it's not enough. But they will live with this unconventional fantasy.

Another parody. A Continuation from Here in Lasagna

-Faramir, Denethor- You watch in anguish as the light fades.

Rachel, Kristen, and Chad are CIA agents and have been hunting down a vampire by the name of Lydia Darkblade for a long time now. Their chase takes themto Middle Earth where Lydia has managed to transport to. Will they make their 4 month dealine or not?

They were rebels without a cause, two orcs without a clue. They were just foot soldiers in the Army of Darkness, trying to outrun the forces of natural selection. Chapter 2 written by Lord Branwyn.

Naomi just wanted to finish her vacation that her friends had coereced her into as soon as possible, but she wasn't expecting it to end with her in another dimension.

Legolas goes missing. He's taken by the Uruk Hai, and Gimli and Aragorn must fight to save his life, but will it be the last fight of their life? Read to find out!

One-shot. A moment in the life of Aragorn as he serves Ecthelion under the guise of Thorongil. Please R&R.

We open on a clinic, in front; we zoom in on a sign that reads, "Closed today for private group session." Inside the clinic, in the main room, we see the Lord of The Rings characters seated in a large circle with the clinic director. Funny Bunny! Humor!

A hilarious parody featuring some of our favorite characters.

A cambio de salvar su vida y la de Elladan, Elrohir asedio a acostarse con un desconosido. El principe de Rivendel jamas se imagino quien era en realidad el hombre con quien se acosto y de quien quedo embarasado. Es YAOI y Tiene MPREG

Being a slightly odd Haldirmance parody. Niphredilcup grew up on a large flet in the forest of Lorien. Her favorite pastimes were bewailing her fate and tormenting the march warden that worked there. His name was Haldir. But she never called him that...

One night at the Green Dragon, Sam decides he's sick and tired of sitting idly by while other hobbits flirt with Rosie. What happened at the end of the movies when Sam approached Rosie and all we saw was the other three hobbits laughing.

A characters thoughts after the death of Gandalf. You wil find out who it is at the end.

Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers... -An exploration of the events that prompted Aragorn's speech at the Black Gate.

Legolas' first visit to a kingdom ruled by men