A/N: I'm still on the never ending search for a plot in this soap parody. But I think I'm getting a pretty good idea of where I want to go with it. Ideas are welcomed as in what are the things you most hate, love or find strange about soaps; American or Latin. I just hope you all like this.

Enjoy!

Chapter 3: Complications and betrayals.

After escaping the boring party, John and Elizabeth walked through the halls of the city, trying their best to keep their hands off each other. John placed his hands on his pockets and looked at Elizabeth. "Are you really going out with Rodney?"

Yes, the jealousy was starting deep within him and she was glad it happened. That way, he can know how she felt when he went away with Teyla. Elizabeth gave him a smile and replied, "Of course not. We're just friends."

But she knew better. Elizabeth was aware that John's only intentions were to be with her, and she could see it in his eyes. That reminded her that he was having the same look on his face that he had on their first night of passion so many months ago. His eyes screamed lust and his body wanted sex, but he would have to wait a bit longer for that.

Elizabeth wasn't a fool; she knew that the evening will lead to that, no matter what. But first she needed to tease him. "I believe you're the only one who is truly with someone else."

John flinched, but he tried to hide it. "Ah… that. I knew you were going to bring it up."

Of course she wanted to bring it up; he picked someone else to be with. She felt horrible when she found out he had replaced her quickly. That day, she damned the moment the fell into lustful passion. Because since that day she hasn't been able to forget he was awesome in bed. But she decided to remain quiet and calm for the time being and allow him to continue.

"You should know Elizabeth that I still think of you."

"You do?" Elizabeth asked with a smirk on her face.

"All the time, I somehow knew that the thing between me and Teyla was never meant to work. But you went on a lover's rampage and I needed someone to help me forget you."

Elizabeth frowned, how dare he! He was blaming her, and he had the nerve to justify the slutty replacement. Always thinking of herself as a lady, Elizabeth remained calm. "And why are you here now?"

Suddenly John stopped and stood right in front of Elizabeth, and then he grabbed her by the shoulders, "Can't you see that I'm still madly in love with you?"

Yeah… sure, like she's going to believe that after all the suffering. "Funny way to show it…" She said while rising an eyebrow and shrugging him off. Then resumed her walk, John followed Elizabeth and grabbed her by the arm, making her turn around to see him in the face. Her hair moved flawlessly and she gave him a look of utter hate. John glared too and held Elizabeth by the arms pulling her close to him, "Do you really want me to show you?"

John kissed her and she kissed him back. Damn! I guess she was weaker than I though. But well… the kiss was filled with fury and hunger. But let's be real that's how they both like it; rough.

John pushed Elizabeth against a wall and started to get his way with her. She didn't behave like the purest of women either. Elizabeth quickly smiled as she had him exactly where she wanted… at her feet. Her hands were all over him and they were to the point where their clothes were in danger.

Slowly they moved towards the closest room, her room. And Elizabeth was glad because she was going to give him the night of is life. Half way there, both were missing some kind of item. But thankfully the room was very close.

Then they stumbled into her room and there I will stop because you don't want to know what went on there. All I'm going to say is that it involved whipped cream, whips, handcuffs and lots of leather. I'm still recovering from the trauma, so I refuse to remember.

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Meanwhile back in the party room, our mystery guest is at the door, looking around with an air that reflected as if he was bored by it. But he was really searching for Teyla Emmagan. He was nervous, even if he didn't want to admit it. Is been a while since they saw each other, but this time he was determined to make her his.

He was tired of the intrigues and gossip from everyone. He didn't care for protocols or social events. At this point he just wanted to see Teyla.

They had met each other a long time ago, while they both got interested on self defense fighting. From that point on there were sparks between them, but they never did anything about them. They were just too chicken to admit they cared for each other and just like two fools left a great opportunity hanging.

He passed a hand through his hair and spotted Teyla across the room. She was looking just like the last time he saw her seven years ago. Before he had to run away.

She was wearing a tight halter top and denim ultra mini skirt. She was walking by the drinks table when her eyes fell on him; Ronon.

Their stares were locked for a moment, he was smiling at her. She dropped her glass and ran towards him, giving him a big hug.

Ronon smiled and returned the hug, he was feeling her body against his own and the thought of having her under him was beginning to look tempting. But he shook off all impure thoughts for later and stared at her face.

But before any of them could say anything, someone stood behind Ronon.

"I never thought you had the courage to show your face again."

Ronon let go of Teyla and turned around. He was not pleased when he confirmed the owner of the voice, "Hello Caldwell."

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Dr. Carson Beckett was heading towards the city party after a long day in the infirmary. Tumors, burns, gunshot wounds, nail scratches and botox injections were the main points of the day. Always someone needed him, always someone had some sort of injury or unwanted wrinkle.

He was so tired that he cursed the day he decided to become a doctor. At least he was thankful that he had found a good girl to share his nights with. Someone to keep him warm on cold nights and have some occasional sex.

He liked her very much, and at least he though she liked him back.

He passed by a hallway entrance and noticed Elizabeth and John making out against a wall. He was happy for them, because they looked good together. And everyone knew that they had the hots for each other ever since they met back in Antarctica.

Carson walked into the party and ran into Zelenka, who was giving people shot glasses and filling them up with a weird pink liquid. Carson gave him a weird look and Zelenka just said, "Drink it, I made it."

Carson smirked and swallowed the glass contents in one swing. Zelenka kept walking now giving some shots to Lorne and that Canadian technician, whom Carson has never been able to remember his name. Then he looked toward another set of doors and saw Ronon hugging Teyla.

In that moment, he knew that this night was going to get interesting as he saw Caldwell interrupting their intimate moment.

But the next thing that Carson saw left him with a life long scar. Never in his life would he have believed that something like this was going to happen. In a corner, filled with shadows, Rodney and Cadman were making out like beasts in heat.

Carson gasped, Laura tuned and Rodney had a deer in the headlights look.

Carson turned around and walked away, while Laura detangled herself from Rodney and went after him. "Carson!"

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A/N: Why did Ronon have to leave 7 years ago? Why is Caldwell so nasty with everyone? Will Carson ever forgive Laura or Rodney? Find out on the next chapter of Innocent until proven in love!