Ron walked through the forest. He had just about wet his pants. And then—
"AHH! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" Ron started to run through the forest blindly, trying to get a spider out of his hair.
A soft, gentle hand plucked it out for him. Ron looked up.
"Hi Ron,"
"Hi Colin," (A/N some of you may have noticed I like to make jokes on Colin Creevey :-P)
"Are you lost, too?"
"Yeah. Er, thanks for getting that bloody spider out of my hair. Where's your camera?"
"I was trying to take a picture of this awesome puma…but then it leapt at me and I lost all my stuff over a cliff."
"I'm sorry, Colin. D'ya wanna stay with me for the night?"
"That'd be great," Colin said excitedly.
That night, after Muggle-born Colin showed Ron how to pitch a tent, they sat around a fire, eating pork and beans.
"Its so hard being Muggleborn," said Colin.
"I'm really sorry. It's so hard being poor," said Ron.
"People think I'm a geek. I'm so misunderstood."
"People think I'm poor. I'm so…not misunderstood."
"We're both misfits, like that movie Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer!"
"What's a movie?"
"Well, its like watching people do things on a screen. You should know, you were in one."
"Really? Cool!"
That night, as Ron watched Colin sleep, he decided that he was gay.
That night, as Colin watched Ron sleep, he decided that he was gay.
At one point, they both got up to use the woods. Colin decided this was a good time to tell Ron.
At one point, they both got up to use the woods. Ron decided this was a good time to tell Ron.
"I'm gay!" they said at the same time, totally ok with the fact that society would chew them up and spit them out.
"Really, me too!" they said at the same time.
They snog, and then other things happen, and they get eaten by mountain lions.
Next time: Hagrid and Firenze!