Ze Finale Chappie!
You may have noticed the same thing keeps happening to all the characters. So, I have come up with a revolutionary chapter in which you can actually choose which characters make disgusting love to each other! It's amazing!
Reviews:
Someone: That's the point, stupidass. It's a parody, it's supposed to be stupid. And pointless. (I hate anonymous reviewers, they're too cowardly to leave an email so I can destroy them)
Here's how it works: You fill in the blanks below and then put them into context in the story.
1.) Harry Potter Male Character 1 (for femmeslash, Harry Potter Female Character 1):
2.) A Place in Wyoming (for femmeslash, A Place in Montana):
3.) Harry Potter Male Character 2 (for femmeslash…you know what to do):
4.) Stupid Reason for Having No Tent:
5.) Gruesome Love Scene:
6.) Tragic Death Scene:
Have fun with ze endless possibilities!
(1) was walking through the (2) when (3) came along.
"Hello, (3) what are you doing here?" said (1).
"Well," said (3), "I was walking through the (2) when (4) happened, and I was wondering if I could share your tent."
"Yes, that's fine. But I must tell you, (3), that I am gay (for femmeslash, Lesbian), and, well, I, I, I, er, I, love you."
"Really? Me too! I love you because I am gay (for femmeslash, Lesbian)!"
They (5) and then (6).
Hee hee. I know that this is lame. Don't waste your time telling me. It's supposed to be lame. I'm not writing the Next Great American Novel, I'm poking fun at Slash Fics. Plus, this is a Neverending Chapter. It's awesome! If you like, you can copy and paste it into a private message, fill it in, and I will repost it as the next chapter, or perhaps a different story.