A/N: Holy crap…I dunno if anyone will like, but I hope that someone will…

This is more of an intro than anything real…I will have other chapters up soon…plus some yaoi…;)

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto….yadda yadda ya….you know the drill….

Cookies for those who get to the bottom!

Dai smiled faintly when she saw the large gates of Konoha up ahead. Hatake Dai was home, finally. 'Thank the gods it's still standing.' It had been so long. The twenty-seven-year-old woman smirked thinking about her defeat of those rogue ninjas. 'Damn' she thought, 'After thirteen years of running they were barely a challenge.' Dai's smile slowly faded as soon as she thought about her dead team mates. 'I'm forgetting the fact that they were only easy to defeat because Etsu, Hiroshi, and I defeated Ronin's men as a team. Last week I had close to no henchmen to deal with, and was able to kill Ronin…thanks to my team.'

Dai closed her eyes and thought about everything. One half of her life was spent fighting her twin brother about who was better, and then the other half was spent chasing idiotic-ninjas half way around the world. She shook her head. She was probably thought dead at her so called home. I mean, thirteen years missing? Of course.

Dai, like her brother, became a jounin at the age of twelve. At fourteen, she and her team were sent on one of the most important and dangerous missions of their lives. If her twin, Kakashi, had not been needed there at the village at that time, they would've sent him instead. Her team decided to leave for their mission on the worst night ever. Dai remembered that night.

FLASHBACK

'"Wow, I don't think we've ever been this far from the village before." Hiroshi stopped and sat on a branch. Dai raised her eyebrows and looked over at him. "Speak for yourself! This is nothin'!"

Etsu snickered. "Yeah Hiroshi, speak for yourself!"

Hiroshi glared at the girls. "Well, excuse me if I like my village. What I meant was that we won't be seeing it again for a while!"

Etsu smirked, "Yeah, we're sure that's what you meant."

Dai laughed, then nodded, "Well, at least we can still see those goddamn gates."

All three of them looked at the gates for a moment before turning back around and continued on their way. Dai was about to pull her mask over her head when she heard her friend speak.

"Oh my god…"

Dai turned to see a giant red looking thing right in the middle of the large gated village.

"The Kyuubi…"

Four eyes turned to stare at the young ninja.

"But…I…We have to go back!" The eighteen-year-old was about to leap off the branch and head towards the burning village, when Dai grabbed his shirt and pulled him back.

"No, we'll be too late!" Etsu tried to reason with him. "Your wife's a good ninja, and she is your daughters' mother, she'll do everything she can to make sure Akiko is safe!" Etsu paused for a moment, "Hiroshi, I want to go back as much as you do, but if we try to go back Ronin's crew will find us! The Hokage himself said that they were moving towards the village!"

Dai hadn't said a word through the entire thing. Still holding onto Hiroshi's shirt, she saw something glint in the trees beside them.

They had found them.

END FLASHBACK

The moment she saw that deadly kunai in the trees, she knew the chase had begun. Dai sighed. 'Good times…I wonder if my jackass of a brother is still around…'

Little did she know, Dai's question was about to be answered, whether she liked it or not.

"NARUTO!"

A/n: Totally unrealistic? Total crap? Well, even if it is, I'm continuing…So, to those to don't like it…rude gesture And to those who are sort of interested, and got to the bottom without dieing, here's a cookie….and the review button's just down there….XD

Also, in later chappies, I will have some yaoi, mainly KakaIru (most definitely) and hints of NaruSasu…