As the last of the Faithful reach the shores of Middle Earth, Elendil rejoices as his ninth ship arrives. Yet it is not the ship of Veantur, his most trusted captain but that of his son Vardamir. What has happenned to Numenor's greatest captain? Prelude t

Frodo throws a birthday party at the local supermarket for his invisible pet Hamster Chad who is the Ringbearer. All of Middle Earth is invited to the event where Frodo drinks too much coffee and Chad shows off his powers.

Chapter 26 up. The story of Readfah, the legendary and immortal 'Mother of the Rohirrim.' Rating may go up for some chapters.

The War of the Ring is over and the race of Elves is becoming stagnant with complacency. Gandalf’s experiment: Bring a 21st century girl to Arda to help progress them into some sense of modernity.

A visit by part of the Fellowship to Minas Tirith's finest brothel teaches Faramir a humorous lesson about what women really want.

They are her battlegrounds, these internal struggles in the night, in her mind, and she fights on them alone. Post ROTK. Rated M just to be safe.

Some lessons are timeless and exist anywhere. Crossover story.

Choices were never a problem for Legolas, but too many years have passed, and the memories hurt when he thinks about them. Go, or die?

Yuletide at Brandy Hall and one teen hobbit's jealousy of his cousin's lass brings problems for both Merry and Pippin.

It is the first time without Finduilas around. How is the Steward’s family dealing with the pain? And what about the nearing holiday? Complete. Nominated for MEFA 2008

On the chase to find Merry and Pippin, our heroes come across a strange girl from another world. Is she friend or foe? What does her presence mean for Middle Earth? But more importantly... what is she?

Otherwise known as Insanity Vs. The Mary Sues. The evil Sues have gathered on the Brandywine...Insanity will beat the heck out of them! Kaden and Kiley, the Its, Hamlet, Crevan, the camels, everyone! BUAHAHAHAH! INSANITY THE WIN!

AU: The Dark Land was dormant, purified after the War of Wrath. Morgoth was defeated and exiled to the Void. Middle Earth was rebuilt, and while there was peace for a time, a new evil was emerging. R&R please! Newly revised! Chapter 8 is up!

Tell me your story she begs. Each day I refuse with a smile, I have not the energy. Finally after monthes of barely living, for my mind, my energy is needed elsewhere, I whisper, Tomorrow I shall tell. This is the story of the one who was forgotten.

A short Poem about the death of Boromir R&R!

I've been working on this for quite a while now, and though it's not near finished, I felt I should post something on The plot summary is in the story, but suffice it to say it involves death, vengeance, and acceptance

Yet another poem I was inspired to write.

The power of Frodo and Sam's friendship always triumphs over the evil, dark power of the ring. ONESHOT

Sauron captured Mirkwood 200 years ago and took Legolas as his private slave. Now he wants to marry Legolas, and Legolas thinks he may have fallen in love with him, turning him from light to the dark. abuse, possiblempreg. Some dark themes UPDATED FINALLY

Snow falls in Minas Tirith, and Faramir takes a break from work to enjoy it. Written for Cressida, and now my Christmas present to all my readers.

Nicole and pastrami aka Glorfindel have a romantic moment. Turkeys and pie present. One shot accompanyment to Fellowship of the Freaks, and it's sequels.

It's Yule time, and Aragorn, the King of Gondor, is off to look for presents for his freinds, but he find much more then that, and shares the true meaning of the holiday. A bit AU. Oneshot.

She did not wish for it, but she got it. A girl is stuck in the book... literally. Quite, quite literally. Parody.

After a rare snowfall in Gondor, Aragorn, Faramir and their children enjoy themselves outdoors. A light hearted seasonal Tale of Telcontar

A Boromir romance fic with a difference, (written as a diary) A tale of parody, romance, angst, acne, toads and adventure.