(A/N: I found this story line on this is NOT an original idea. It's just that the person wrote it so poorly, I had to re-do it. It's too funny to pass up. Also, I don't own any of these fabulous characters, and if i did, i wouldn't be here, now would I?)
A young blonde boy rolls up the street in his new Mercedes convertible. The license plate reads WHAT SIN. The energetic teen wore a puzzled look as he examines a crumpled bit of paper.
"Where is this place? 456 Katana St. This should be it, but it can't be right. Shouldn't Auron live in a mansion?" He looked up at the building in front of him. Three silver numbers shine on the front door, 456. The neon sign on the roof of the building displays a winking man and flashing lights that read Playgirl.
Hesitantly, Tidus parks his shiny new car across the street and ventures inside the building.
"Wow," Tidus mumbled to himself, "Is Auron a man-slut? He doesn't seem like the type... Weird." He approaches a tan, oily man in a rainbow patterned man-thong, who was carrying a tray of drinks. "Do you know a guy named Auron? Tall, wears glasses and a red robe?"
"Oh, yah! Zee Oron Mon live upstairz, zat way." He nods towards a door behind to the bar counter. Tidus murmurs a word of thanks and heads up the stairway beyond the door. The short stairway was blinking from faulty fluorescent lighting. The blonde teen walks slowly, as to read the graffiti. Big bubbly letters close to the top of the stair case read U cuji Rikku.
When he reaches the top of the stairs, he timidly knocks on the battered door. "Auron, you in there?" he calls through it. The door swings open and the smell of cats and booze hits Tidus so hard, his eyes begin to water and his nose stings. "Auron!" Tidus exclaims, grimacing a bit at seeing his ex-lover in such a state.
"Who the he-? Shit, Tidus!" Auron grabs the nearest hedgehog off the couch and chucks it at him. "What are you doing here?" He yells as he throws more hedgehogs that were hidden dormant around the apartment.
"I finally found you! Come with us to the movies." Tidus says while dodging the flying pin cushions.
"Gm mmth mmoo mer?" Auron says in a muffled voice due to the fact that he had dove into his dirty laundry basket looking for more hedgehogs to throw.
"With Yuna, Wakka, Kimahri, Lulu, Rikku an-"
"Rikku? Rikku's going to be there?" Auron suddenly runs into another room and returns two minutes later, showered and fully dressed in a clean version of his usual red robe. He picks up a hedgehog that had been following him around and gave it a hug. "Mommy will be back soon honey," he kissed the creature and let out a yelp. It had stuck to his face. "Oh well, I didn't want to leave you behind anyway." Auron grabs his red purse off the kitchen counter and the two guardians set off down the stairs.
A/N: So? What do you think? R&R! I have NO idea where this story is going. I usually write romantic tragedies... This is the first humorous story I've written. I just want to kill everyone. But I'm restraining myself. So don't worry. I might even put a lemon in later if you're lucky ;)