A/N: Do Ronso's usually eat people?
When they hopped in Tidus' convertible, he couldn't help but notice the same oily man from before get in the car with them. "Auron, does this guy follow you everywhere?" Tidus asks.
"No, only when I'm not with my hedgehogs." He turns around and blows a kiss to the man.
"Auron, I hate to break it to you, but you have a hedgehog stuck to your face." Tidus glances at the backseat. "He's getting oily ass on my seat. Gross."
Auron blinks a few times before answering. "I don't know what to tell you then."
"I haff a name you know. I am Hanz." He says and leans forward, resting his arms on Tidus and Auron's shoulder.
"Now Hans," Auron starts gently, "Tidus and I need some alone time. Okay?"
"Okay. Zee you vhen you get home zen." Hanz stands in the convertible and jumps over the side and lands perfectly on the sidewalk, startling a few passers-by with his less than clothed appearance.
"That was weird..." Tidus mumbles.
They park on the far end of the theatre parking lot and walk towards the huge blue figure at the front.
"Kimahri spit him out!" A young brunette yells at the giant, blue, lion-man. He grins and slurps up the leg that was poking out of his mouth. A little blonde gives Kimahri a look of disgust and shudders.
"Eww," the blonde, Rikku exclaims when she sees Tidus and Auron walk up, "Why did you have to bring him with?" She points at Auron.
Auron sees her point at him, and immediately breaks out into a full sprint and clenches her into a bone crushing hug.
"Hello, Auron." Rikku says less than enthusiastically once she's let go.
"What? You've fallen in love with me and want to have my children?" Auron blurts out.
"What? No! What I was going to say was you have a hedgehog stuck to your face." She reaches up and rips the animal from his flesh.
"Oww!" He yells, immediately snatching the creature from her grasp.
"A Guado Pilgrimage: The true life of Seymour Guado," Wakka reads aloud, "We should see that, just for laughs, ya?" A murmur of consent runs though the group and they all go inside.
Wakka reaches for Lulu's hand, followed by Yuna with Tidus' arms wrapped around her waist, following her steps and his mouth attached to her neck. Rikku tries to strike conversation with Yuna, but her fit of tickled giggles from the growth on her neck is distracting her. And having Auron on her heels wasn't helping matters either. Rikku tries to escape with Kimahri, but he fell behind stalking a very large man in line for popcorn.
A/N: Sorry all the chapters are short. I'll have more soon. I can't give up! R&R. at least tell me this is funny. Have any constructive criticism for me? Please! I don't have an editor!