A/N: Ok, super short chapter! It's building up to the fun though!
"That was ridiculous! Yuna sent him to the Farplane. Noble act my ass." Lulu shouted when the Guardians and Summoner left the building.
"Yeah, and that actor? He wasn't even part Guado. He was Al Bhed with blue spray paint in his hair!" Yuna said with a mouthful of Tidus' tongue.
"I'm surprised you lovers saw the movie. You must have been kissing with your eyes open, ya?" Wakka taunted. The party laughed.
"Auron, you need a ride back to... your apartment?" Tidus looked around, Auron was chasing after his hedgehog down the hall and into another theatre. "Auron!" Tidus pried himself from Yuna's death-grip and runs after him. Tidus catches the hedgehog and hands it to Auron. "We're going to get in trouble, we don't have tickets to this movie."
"I do. I have a full pass. I can come in here whenever I want. They never play any other movie in theater 6." Auron boasts.
"What movie is it?" Tidus steps aside to see the screen. His eyes bulge and the front of his pants tighten. "Is this Fetish Fantasy X-2? Have a seat. I'll be right back."
Tidus runs out of the theatre, hedgehog at his heels. "Yuna! Guys! You go ahead, I have to give Auron a ride back to his apartment. Okay?" He give Yuna a big hug and kiss. When the party is out of sight, he sneaks to the box office and purchases a full time pass to Fetish Fantasy X-2.
"Sorry that took so long, did I miss anything good?" Tidus plops into the seat next to Auron. It wasn't unusual to find that Auron's arm wasn't in his sleeve, but in his pants wasn't so common.
A/N: This chapter is kind of just building up to yiao and yuri fluff that has nothing to do with the story. The next chapter will contain all my lemons. If you don't want to read, that's fine, it won't affect the storyline. I'll let you know in an A/N in chapter 5 who it was so you don't miss anything. I just love writing lemons. Lol. Enjoy!