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Chapter Four
"No-no that's not what I'm yelling about." Sirius mumbled. He thrust a magazine in front of him. "It's this!"
Sara peered at it, raising an eyebrow. "A magazine?" She asked.
"Not just any magazine! It's my porrrrrrrtfolio!" Sirius said quickly, clutching the magazine to his chest. "My...portfolio."
Sara gave him an odd look.
"Um, Sirius. Your portfolio? I mean, it's a magazine."
Sirius rolled his eyes and glared at her. "Yes I know that." He said. "But I don't understand why it's down here underneath the couch!"
James leaned forward a bit and smirked when he saw the cover of the magazine.
"What?" Sirius asked when he noticed James looking at him.
"Oh nothing. Hey...isn't that a naked woman on the cover?" James asked casually.
"No!" Sirius said rolling the magazine up and tried to stuff it in his robes.
Sara was quicker and snatched it up before he could hide it.
"Sirius! This is a pornographic magazine!" She exclaimed looking back at Sirius who blushed.
"So? I'm a guy! I'm allowed to have these things!" Sirius snapped, trying to grab it back.
"What's going on?" Peter asked James, coming over to see what all the ruckus was about.
"We found Sirius's porno magazine." James whispered to Peter.
"Oh." Peter said. The two watched Sirius attempt to get back his magazine but eventually gave up trying to talk it out of her hands and tackled Sara.
"Oomph!" Sara said when Sirius landed on top of her. "Sirius!"
"Give me back my magazine!" Sirius demanded.
Sara stuffed beneath her back. "I don't see you needing it! You probably have plenty more in your trunk." She said slapping Sirius's hand away.
"I don't see you needing it!" Sirius said raising an eyebrow.
"I don't, I'm going to throw it away." Sara said, grinning at the look on Sirius' face.
"NO!" Sirius, Peter and James all yelled.
Sirius and Peter looked at James in shock and Sara looked at him in horror.
James blushed. "I mean, that's a total waste of paper!" He said defending himself feebly.
Sirius snatched his magazine away from Sara when she was still staring at James.
"Ah ha!" Sirius said in triumph, jumping up.
"No fair! You cheated!" Sara grumbled, trying to get up.
"No I didn't!" Sirius said and put a foot on her stomach, making it impossible for her to stand up.
"What's going on?" Remus asked. He and Lily had came down, wondering what was taking Sirius so long.
Sirius hastily rolled the magazine back up and put it in his robes.
"Nothing." He lied.
Remus raised an eyebrow at Sara who was still lying on the floor, Sirius's foot on her stomach, holding her down.
Sirius noticed his look and removed his foot.
"Oh now look what you've done! I have a shoe print on my shirt!" Sara exclaimed standing up and wiping off her shirt.
Sirius grinned sheepishly and she glared at him before stalking up to the girls dormitory.
"Oh Peter, here's your chess piece back." Sirius said reaching into his pocket and handed back Peter his knight.
"Thanks..." Peter said slowly, looking at him strangely.
"Well." Sirius said clearing his throat and smoothing out his robes. "Lets go back to planning shall we?"
"Wait a minute, I want to talk to...to James for a minute." James said quickly.
Lily looked at him and sighed.
"Er...all right. You guys go." She said.
Remus and Peter left without any question, but Sirius gave her a look of knowing that Lily rolled her eyes at.
"Don't take to long you two." Sirius said winking and followed Remus and Peter up the staircase.
"Lily." James said trying to get her to look at him instead of glaring at the staircase.
"What?" Lily asked dully, not facing him.
James glared at her back. "I'm going to help you make up a prank."
Lily turned towards him, sighing in relief. "Good, I have no idea."
"All right...here's what we'll do..."
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The end of the year feast came the next day and Dumbledore stood up to make a short announcement.
"Good evening students and teachers." He said looking around at each table. "I hope you all had a good year. It has been fun and exciting...enjoy the feast!"
Dumbledore sat back down and food had appeared on the tables.
The marauders grinned and acted like nothing was different.
"What did you tell Lily to tell the other guys to do?" Sara whispered into James's ear, cautiously eyeing the food.
James looked at her and smirked.
"I'd put a napkin around your fork if I was you." He said wrapping a napkin around his own fork.
"What?" She asked looking at her fork that was laid neatly on the table.
"Just do it." James said.
Sara raised an eyebrow at him but picked up her napkin and placed it around her fork. She looked around the Great Hall and noticed a few people were shaking their hands.------
"This was a great idea James." Sirius said grinning.
Lily looked at him.
"Huh? Oh...yeah." She said.
"Brilliant." Remus said and winked at Lily who grinned back.
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After the majority of the people in the great hall were finished their dinners, they all started to put their utensils down and get ready for dessert to appear.
At least they tried to put their utensils down.
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The Marauders (this time including James) all started snickering while they watching the kids look at their hands where spoons or forks or knives were stuck.
"Ah, so that's why you told me to put a napkin around my fork." Sara said as she calmly put down her fork that had not stuck to her fingers because the napkin had protected her from touching it.
James nodded.
A few people tried to get up which made the Marauders snicker even louder—the chairs were also stuck to them.
"Wait a minute. We're not stuck are we?" Sara asked looking down at her seat.
James shrugged. "Yeah, but then if we weren't, it'd look suspicious wouldn't it?" He said.
"Won't the teachers know it was you guys anyway?" Sara asked.
James nodded and shrugged again.
"Probably."
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Sirius had started to laughed out loud and Lily looked around nervously, knowing that the teachers were going to catch them.
A smile formed on her lips when she looked at the staff table, and saw Dumbledore chuckling silently.
But her smile disappeared when McGonagall reversed the spell on her chair and utensils and stalked over to them.
"What have you done now?"
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