OK I know this whole group-chat-nicknames thing is gonna get old REAL quick if it hasn't already, so here's a quick reminder:
Dad = Nino
MOTHER = Marinette
Teenage Brat = Alya
Mr Woofer = Adrien
At some point soon I'll change all the names back - promise...
[3B]
Thursday, 13:35
Dad: this lecture is so boring I can actually feel my brain melting and oozing out my ear
Teenage Brat: you're gross
Dad: saaaave meeeeeeeeee
Dad: send memes
MOTHER: don't have any on me, but I'm studying in the design building café if you want to join when you're done
Dad: aw thanks wife
Dad: have a bunch of washing to do tho, was gonna head straight home
MOTHER: :thumbs up:
MOTHER: Alya, let me know when you're nearly here and I'll keep an eye out for u
Teenage Brat: sure. Won't be long
Dad: wait, wasn't the design café the one you said had really good muffins, Mari?
MOTHER: …yes…
Dad: maybe I'll swing by and check them out
[Private chat between Nino Lahiffe and Marinette Dupain-Cheng]
13:38
Marinette Dupain-Cheng: dude
Nino Lahiffe: SHUT UP OK
[3B]
13:40
Mr Woofer: We can swap if you like, Nino!
Mr Woofer: I'm learning about the basic macroscopic properties of gases
Dad: on second thoughts, i'm fine with film history
Teenage Brat: ha
Teenage Brat: Mari I'm nearly there, grab me a cofgewwo
Teenage Brat: HOLY SHIT
Teenage Brat: Nino u might have just got ur wish
Teenage Brat: ur lecture is about to get way more exciting
Dad: ?
Teenage Brat: ok, I know this sounds insane, but there's a literal cartoon monster in the street
Dad: …..im gonna have to reiterate
Dad: ?
Teenage Brat: i swear im not hallucinating
Teenage Brat: its huge. Its tearing up the street… yelling something but I cant hear what
Mr Woofer: Are you serious? Alya, where is it?
Teenage Brat: need to get closer
Dad: ARE U INSANE
Teenage Brat: I think it might be heading away from the uni buildings. Shit. What is even happening
MOTHER: Alya don't go near it! Get away from there now!
Teenage Brat: Mari, im a journalist. This is literal front line reporting.
Teenage Brat: gonna be late for coffee. Gotta film this
Mr Woofer: Alya, please be careful! It sounds dangerous!
MOTHER: get somewhere safe and stay there!
Dad: I'm guessing she's already gone…
MOTHER: Alya?
MOTHER: argh!
MOTHER: you boys at least be sensible and find somewhere safe to hide, please?!
Dad: Will do! What about you?
MOTHER: I'm fine, gonna go find somewhere too. be safe!
[Text conversation with: CN]
Me: Chat Noir, I think an akuma might have appeared
Me: Meet me at [location] asap please
CN: On it