The Player's Dream
To bring honor to the game
To beat a game within time and reason
To not use cheats for granted
To lose with dignity
To use as much time necessary for one round
To play like losers and bitch for winning
To achieve eternal glory and fame
To lose control and slam your controller
To break someone's neck in anger
To stay up all night and beat Mario 3
To wear sunglasses to disguise your playing style
To fall in love with the lead female
To act like the hero and villian
To collect coins on the street
To hit the game winning shot
To score with the princess
To make that place in your head a reality
To have a profession as a black wizard
To protect the crystals from evil
To play night and day
To play in illness or disease
To sell your games without shedding a tear
To accept a game as a gift in shame
To keep your games in a organized fashion
To get yourself on the cover of a game
To travel the word in search of a rare game
To go into unsuspected people's house and crash
To use your head as a battering ram
To never allow anyone in your room after 8pm
To show no mercy on your girlfriend
To play while intoxicated
To ensure the safety of the world
To eat a mushroom and brag about it
To wear apparel of your game of choice
To steal cars while no one is looking
To jump on a turtle until its head pops out
To hold a feather high above and try to fly
To dig holes in your neighbors yard in search of a flute
To place explosives near walls to find 100 coins
To never leave a fellow gamer behind
To never say the word work again
To be late as possible on a date
To never hold a grudge against another gamer
To always hold the word video game sacred above everything else