Erika: Bwahaha! I am to do a fic with Mariku-san! Inuyasha is the name, comedy and randomness is the game! (rubs hands together with evil smile) Let's get crackin'!

Randomosity in the Feudal Era

Summary: Summary? What summary? It's impossible for this story to have a summary!

Rating: Rx3

Warnings: OOC! Extreme randomness, resulting in sexual innuendo, violence, naughty language and complete heart stopping hilarity.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of the music/movie/actor/people references/bashing. Oh and there are certain character bashings, but I don't mean it.

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Kagome sighed and looked at Sango, who was sitting next to her in the house.

"Sango?"

"Hm?" Sango asked, petting Kilala.

"Can I ask you for some advice?" Sango stopped petting Kilala and stared at Kagome.

"Yes, what's wrong?" Kagome sighed.

"I think I'm a lesbian."

"What!" Sango shrieked. She stared at Kagome, and inched herself away. Kagome blushed.

"I'm not saying that I am! I'm just simply stating that I might possibly be….but I'm not sure." Sango raised an eyebrow.

"Where did this all come from anyway?" Kagome sighed heavily.

"Well, I was thinking about Inuyasha last night when I was at home and I'd accidentally walked in on him in the hot spring the day before…..I didn't really see anything….except his ass, which is hot by the way," Kagome added, "and I didn't really have a reaction."

"So, what do you want advice about?"

"Have you ever thought you were lesbian?" Kagome asked. Sango thought about it for a second.

"Well now I do. How do we tell if we are?" Kagome blinked.

"I'm not sure." The girls thought for a second and then they had an idea.

"What if we have hot kinky lesbian sex?" Kagome asked.

"Yeah! If we like it, than we're lesbian!" Sango exclaimed. Suddenly Kagome pounced on Sango and kissed her hard. They stopped and got off each other, spitting and gagging.

"Okay, I know officially that I'm not lesbian or bi!" Sango stated.

"Yeah!" Kagome agreed.

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Inuyasha's ear twitched in annoyance as Miroku continued to sing some song he'd heard from Kagome's house.

"My humps, my humps my humps my humps, my lovely lady lumps. Check it out!"

"GOD DAMNIT MIROKU WILL YOU SHUT UP!" Inuyasha roared, turning on Miroku.

"Jeez Inuyasha, it's almost like you're pretending you didn't enjoy that song when Kagome was dancing to it!" Miroku commented slightly.

"Well, she wouldn't have danced to it if you hadn't gotten her drunk in the first place!" Inuyasha yelled back at him.

"What are you two talking about?" Shippo asked staring curiously at Inuyasha.

"Nothing you baka inu!" Inuyasha growled back at him.

"What bitch?" Shippo waved his finger in the air in front him, "Now I know you did not just call me that you cracker!"

Inuyasha and Miroku looked at each other, and stared at the deranged Shippo.

"Look! A bird!" Miroku pointed.

"Where?" Shippo exclaimed, turning around. Inuyasha picked Shippo up, threw him at Miroku, who hit Shippo like a baseball with his staff.

"I'll be back bitch!" Shippo's cry faded as he flew to a galaxy far, far, away……and met Luke Skywalker.

"Well, what are you little guy? You look like an Ewok!" Shippo glared at him.

"What'd you say cracker!" Luke stared at the deranged kitsune.

"Er, what?"

"I'll blow a fazizzle up your fucking ass!" Shippo cried, using one of his acorn attacks so that it'd go…up Luke's ass….ouch.

"OW! Now I'll never have hot anal sex with Chewbacca again!" Luke wailed. Shippo just stared at him.

"Oookay." Shippo stared at the pansy-ass Luke Skywalker and shook his head.

'I'm gonna kill Inuyasha and Miroku when I get back.'

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Erika: Sooooo how'd ya like it? Well, Mariku-san will being doing the next chapter! See you guys in chapter 3!