Mariku san: WHAT IS UP MY HOMIES! BUAHAHAHAHAH! I SHALL RULE THE WORLD AND MIND BASH YOU ALL! BUWHHAHAHAHAHA! KISS MY FOOT!...okay I'm done. Any hooters, this is the greatest person in the world! ME! Okay I have bit of an ego. Or do I? I don't even know anymore. So. There. I win. BUWHHAHAHAHA. Okay. Here's chapter 2. And I warn you all. Your head might explode. Like this.

/randomly shows someone the fic. Said person starts to laugh so hard they cry and piss their pants. And then suddenly their head explodes/

Mariku san: See! I told you! Have fun kiddies!

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Chapter 2: Losersaywha!

Sesshomaru was walking down the street when all of a sudden a huge bird fell out of the sky and landed right on him. Pinned down by the massive bird, the almighty Sesshy started screaming for help. "I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!"

As he continued to cry like a little pansy, a turtle was walking by and stared blankly at the long fluffy tailed sexy bishie. "Haha. Moron," the turtle said, walking away slowly. And then out of nowhere was hit by an evil rabid boulder of doom.

Meanwhile...

Sango was in the kitchen, searching for something that would take the taste of Kagome out of her mouth. "I don't think she's brushed her teeth in decades. That was just plain nasty." Suddenly seeing a bottle of cherry flavored sake, she grabbed the bottle and chucked it all down, getting the most insane buzz anyone could get without getting drunk.

Twirling around like a little pretty ballerina, she screamed "I'm a little pretty panda! Look at me! Hey! Hey! Hey listen! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen!" suddenly a huge boulder came and ran her over. Crushed under the boulder, she cried for help in a deep voice, mocking a one-half demon.

"I'm too proud to cry for help! I'm too damn gay to admit that I'm hot for my best friend! I'm lazy and can't get it up! I need Viagra!" Kagome walked in and just stared at Sango. Shaking her head, the catholic school girl wanna-be said, "YOUR FACE!" and walked away leaving Sango to be crushed by a rock.

Back at the well...

"I swear if you sing that stupid song one more time I will kiss you like you have never been kissed before!" Inuyasha screamed, pulling the sleeves up on his...dress...kimono...thing...

(/brief awkward silence...anyway..)

Miroku only stared blankly at his friend and sweat dropped. "I'm sorry, what!"

Inuyasha glared. "You heard me! If you sing that song, I'm going to kill you like you've never been killed before! So stop it!"

"No I'm pretty sure you said 'kiss me like I've never been kissed before'."

"If that's what you want!" Suddenly planting his sexy half demon lips on Miroku, Inuyasha gave the french way of kissing to his buddy.

"WTF MATE! ZOMGBBQWTF!" Miroku said. "J00 15 t3- \/\/31r)!"

"What!" the dog demon said, sweat dropping.

"053r 541) \/\/-47!" the ass grabbing monk said.

"WHAT!"

"ROCKY'S BUTT!"

"Are you on crack! Seriously, what are you taking?" Inuyasha glared at Miroku and pulled out his sword just in case.

"I win. I so pwn3) j00." He said, crossing his arms in a matter of fact way.

"Whatever." Inuyasha put his sword back down and rolled his eyes.

"053r 541) \/\/-47!" Miroku said, leaning over to the dog eared half demon.

"SHADDUP!" Turning around and shoving the monk to the floor, watching dirt fly around.

"PWN3)!" The dark haired one said, laughing as he pointed up at Inuyasha as bird crapped on the white fur.

And somewhere in the world...

A guy named Bob was walking down the street. As Bob was crossing the street, Bob was hit by a car. As Bob is slowly dying, a hobo came out of nowhere and began humping the dying body that is of Bob. And as the hobo humped the dying body that is of Bob, the hobo was hit by a dump truck. As the hobo died humping Bob, a hungry dog came by and started to eat the hobo that was somehow still humping the decaying flesh that is of Bob.

The End.

Mariku san: everyone still have their heads! Really! I must not be doing my job. I must add more...boulders of doom...yes...that's it...that's the plan…BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...okay...I'm done...you didn't hear anything...yup...that's it...nothing at all...BUWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!..I so need to stop laughing evilly. Seriously...okay I'm done...why can't I stop talking...someone...stop me! PLEASE! I can't stop! Why! No! I neesdrfge bn e vgnhionefkltnb (result of someone pulling Mariku san away from the computer.)