Erika: LOL, that was hilarious! Well anyhoodles, here is the third chapter to Randomosity in the Feudal Era.

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In a galaxy far, far away…..we return to find Luke Skywalker finally pulling himself together.

"So, Shippo," Luke started, "if you're not an Ewok, then what are you?"

"Are you blind foo'! I'm a Kitsune! A Fox Demon!" Shippo glowered at the confused look on Luke's face, "You're such a moron you pansy-ass."

Luke's lower lip trembled and he started to bawl.

"No! Not again!" Shippo cried.

On the street…..

Now we come back to our lovely Sesshomaru who finally has gotten up. He was rather nervous now, considering that the evil boulder of doom could come back at any moment and run him over….yikes. He walked cautiously down the street and stumbled upon the drunken Sango…who happened to be quite deranged now.

"Oh look at me!" She cried out imitating a certain half-demon's brother, "I'm so cool and I don't deal with humans but I have a little girl that hangs around with me! Besides boning her, I also participate in a ménage troi with my servant and the girl. Oooo, love me Jaken love me!"

The great Sesshy's eye twitched, and it took every ounce of self-control to keep himself from killing the stupid bitch.

At the Bone Eaters Well…..

Inuyasha glared at the lecherous Monk…who was covered with dust. Though, Inuyasha was covered in bird crap…..hoo-boy.

"Great. Guess I'll have to wash this off." The half-demon snarled to himself. He started to walk away, towards a nearby spring. Miroku grinned at Inuyasha's back.

"Yeah, guess we will." Inuyasha stopped and turned around very slowly.

"Miroku….you aren't gay…are you?" Miroku grinned.

"Oui, je n'aime pas les filles."

(A/N: I think that's how you say it…..)

"And that means what?"

"Yes, I dislike females."

OO

Inuyasha just stared at the monk, and then walked away.

Back on the street…..

Sesshomaru continued to walk down the street when he heard a weird noise.

"Raggle fraggle!" A voice called.

"Raggle….fraggle?" The great Sesshy said aloud. Suddenly a giant Yeti jumped out and started to dry hump the great, lovely, and sexy demon.

"AWWW! GET IT OFF!" Sesshy disengaged the Yeti and ran for it.

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Erika: Ya know, a lot of people might flame me for what I've written about Sesshy….oh well. I thought it was hilarious!

Sesshomaru: YOU SHALL DIE!

Erika::grins evilly: RAGGLE FRAGGLE!

:Yeti jumps out:

Sesshomaru: NOOOOO::runs off with Yeti following:

Erika: MWAHAHAAA! See ya in chapter 5!