A/N: Hi guys it's been a while since I wrote for Tomura but those traitor spoilers got me in a writing mood, so I hope you enjoy this small collection of videos from the LOV's Tik Tok account. Few things to note, this chapter takes place in the same universe as chapters 5 and 12. Some of these Tik Toks are based on actual vines, things I found on Tumblr and my own original ideas. The set up for these videos are as followed: Title [Breif description of what's happening in the video] followed by dialogue by the family in italic. In Twice's case, his second voice is in bold. In my mind whenever Izumi is on screen she is wearing a mask as her identity is the most protected in the league, think DC's Red Hood mask in terms of style and then in all colours under the sun because Izumi likes to coordinate her masks with her outfits. Because her identity is protected her name is also never said out loud by anyone, only her villain name, Mastermind.

Also one more IMPORTANT thing, ? ? ? is this stories traitor, who is different from canon and will feature in a later chapter, would have put the three ? next to each other without a space but 2 would just get deleted so this is my only option.

Until next time guys, PLUS ULTRA.

LOV Introductions

[The Entire League sits awkwardly in a nondescript sitting room while Toga skips around and shoves the camera into the face of whoever is currently talking.]

Toga: Hi everyone! We're the League of Villains, and today, seeing as this is our very first Tik Tok I thought we'd go around the group and ask everyone what their worst crime is. Let's go!

Tomura: Murder.

Dabi: Murder.

Kurogiri: Murder.

Izumi: I have never done anything illegal in my life, ever.

Toga: We know this, and we love you Mind.

I'm A Barbie Girl

[Izumi and Toga sit at one of the booths in the bar playing with a set of Barbie and Ken dolls.]

Izumi, in a high-pitched voice: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Toga, in a deep voice: Nonsense barbie, you're staying home and having my kids.

Dabi: What the fuck are you two doing?

Toga: Playing systemic oppression.

Compress 1, Spinner 0

[Mr Compress sits down across from Spinner, holding a cup of warm tea in his hands.]

Mr Compress: I made tea.

Spinner: I don't want tea.

Mr Compress: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.

Spinner: The why are you telling me?

Mr Compress: It's a conversation starter.

Spinner: That's a lousy conversation starter.

Mr Compress: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

True Love #8

[Izumi sits on Tomura's lap as they relax on his gaming chair in their bedroom.]

Tomura: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wa-

Izumi: You and me.

Tomura, tearing up: Okay.

You Sure You Don't Need To See The Doc?

[Twice lays flat on his back on a wooden floor with his mask pulled up so that it no longer covers his mouth while Magne's designer heels peak out of the left-hand corner.]

Magne: You okay Twice?

Twice: Yeah, why?

Twice: What's it to you!

Magne: I mean…I did just watch you slip down a couple of stairs, lay on the floor for a few minutes and then start singing the baby shark song.

Twice: I'm fine promise.

Twice: Buzz off already.

Let's Be Honest, All Of Us Would Break Something

[Mr Compress and Spinner sit at the bar while loud crashes and muffled screams make up the background noise.]

Mr Compress: Why is Shigaraki tearing up the place?

Spinner: Dabi dared him to take one of those 'Which hero are you' quizzes.

Mr Compress: Who did he get?

Tomura: I DON'T WANT TO BE ALL MIGHT!

Remember Even Evil Geniuses Need Sleep

[Izumi and Dabi sit across from each other in one of the bar booths, Izumi resting her head against the table slumped over while Dabi eats from a pot of instant ramen.]

Izumi, sleep-deprived after staying awake for 3 days straight: Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.

Dabi, wishing he could be anywhere else: Sure they are Mind.

Izumi: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Dabi: Yep.

Izumi: Lasagne is just a spaghetti flavoured cake.

Dabi: …

Izumi: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

Dabi: Stop, please.

Twice, off-screen: Don't stop I wanna hear the rest.

Can't Wait To See You Again Cutie

[Izumi, Magne and Toga sit in the middle of Izumi's bed painting each other's nails.]

Toga: I'm having problems with a guy.

Izumi: 'His body won't fit in the trunk' problems or 'I like him' problems.

Toga: The second one.

Izumi: Shame, I could've helped you with the first.

Magne: You're literally a married woman.

Izumi: Listen just because I'm married to Shigaraki doesn't mean I know how it happened.

This Is Why He Doesn't Do Undercover Work

[Tomura and Spinner sit in a car together parked up in a normal looking street with Spinner sitting behind the wheel.]

Tomura: What do you think Dabi will do for a distraction?

Spinner: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

[A building behind them suddenly goes up in flames setting off not only their car alarm but several others parked nearby.]

Spinner: … Or he could do that.

Someone Translate Please

[Izumi, Tomura, Dabi, Spinner and Toga sit in front of a TV playing Super Mario Cart while Kurogiri watches from a corner looking confused.]

Toga: Croissant: dropped.

Tomura: Road: works ahead.

Dabi: BBQ sauce: on my titties.

Spinner: Shavacado: fre

Izumi: Miss Keisha: fucking dead.

Kurogiri: I didn't understand a single word of that, and I hate every single one of you.

True Love # Who Fucking Knows Anymore

[Tomura pokes at Izumi as she writes in one of her journals, the contents obscured from the view of the camera.]

Izumi: What is it Shigaraki?

Tomura: Do you like me?

Izumi: I married you.

Tomura: Yeah, but do you like me as a friend or like a husband it's unclear.

Izumi: I should think that what we did 20 minutes ago should make it perfectly clear which.

Tomura: Want to refresh my memory?

? ? ?: You smooth fucker.

Q&A: The Kid

[Dabi leans against a wall while several comments quickly flash on screen all asking who the mystery kid is.]

Dabi: Ok so we know that a few people have been concerned about the little kid that they've been seeing in the corners of our videos that last couple of weeks. So, we want to set the record straight, we did not kidnap a kid.

[The camera quickly turns around to face the rest of the room where a healthy and well dressed Eri runs into Izumi and Tomura's open arms.]

Eri: Mummy! Daddy!

Dabi: Shigaraki and Mastermind adopted one.