(A/N: Hey all! Lady Hiran here! Before you start this fic, my fellow otaku, could you imagine being friends, and staying friends, with someone who despised anime AND manga on a level they couldn't even put into words? Well, two of my OC's have managed! Since childhood in fact! Join them now as they begin to settle in for a fun filled night of movies, ice cream, and...being SUCKED INTO THE T.V.? Oh well! Enjoy!)

(DISCLAIMER: MEESA NO OWNY NARUTO! MEESA NO SAY AGAIN!)

"GAARA!"

"SHINO!"

"GAARA!"

"SHINO!"

"Will you two shut the FUCK UP!"

Three girls were situated about a living room, waiting for Naruto to come on…well…two of them were at least.

Girl's number one and two spent the majority of their lives backbiting over this subject, causing girl number three endless amounts of grief.

The girl fighting in Gaara's defense (ch, like he needs it) is Aoki Sora.

She had purple hair (the same color as Miyako's from Digimon, Season Three) that brushed her shoulders and brown eyes.

The one defending Shino's honor (don't think he needs much help there, dear) is Sakai Hinode.

She had chin length teal hair and the same sparkling violet eyes as Shion from "Please Save My Earth" (so she claims)

The one trying maintain her sanity is Kakyoin Akane.

She had dark blue hair that fell two inches past her shoulder blades and pale purple-blue eyes like Aoi Sakuraba from "Ai Yori Aoshi" (said eyes are currently squeezed shut in a fruitless attempt to keep her hair-trigger temper in check)

Now, what you need to understand is that Sora and Hinode are total otaku, who live, breathe, eat, drink and sweat anime and manga.

Their lives involve daily discussions (koff-fights-koff)like this for example: they get started on a conversation on episode 109 of Inuyasha, which only evolves into a huge heatedargument of who's the strongest? Sesshoumaru or Bankotsu?

Akane, on the other hand, couldn't care less about, what she has oh, so affectionately dubbed, "That Mind Numbing Shit" and has steadily has developed an intense hatred towards anything remotely resembling the stuff as Sora and Hinode's arguments have begun to occur more than 20 times a day.

Now then, why is Akane sitting through this instead of getting up and leaving like a smart person would?

Because…they're at her house.

"Explain t' me again…why you 'tards INSIST on watching this mind numbing shit at my place?" Akane growled, a rather large tic pulsing in her forehead.

"Because it's Saturday!" Sora responded instantaneously, "And Saturday is our day!"

"That's right!" Hinode chimed, "When we get together, pig-out on junk food, and watch tasteless movies of suggest, and questionable nature, and laugh our asses off!"

"Ch! Yeah right." Akane thought disdainfully, "I know for a fact that we hold these things on Saturday because it's the only day that the new Naruto episodes air, and I'm the only one with a big screen."

The matter seemingly settled, Sora and Hinode rounded on one another, hell bent on deciding once and for all (koff-finish-koff-their-koff-argument-koff) : Which Naruto Bishi was the Bishiest and, by far, the Bestest (bestest? Oh, Come ON! My five year old cousin has better grammar than that!)

"Are you completely PLAIN?" Sora snorted, picking up right where they left off, "Shino's nuthin' but a creepy, smelly, BUG FREAK! Gaara's-!"

"A demon containing PSYCHOPATH!" Hinode interjected, "He gets off on BLOOD fer chrissakes! Shino may use bugs but-!"

"GAARA IS BETTER!" Sora screamed.

"SHINO RULES AND YOU KNOW IT!"Hinode shouted.

Akane felt her blood begin to boil.

"GAARA!"

"SHINO!"

"GAARA!"

"SHINO!"

Akane felt the microscopic thread of patience she had managed to hold onto about to go snap...when she saw both the salvation of her sanity...as well as its eventual undoing.

She dove for the remote, and flipped on the tube.

The familiar Naruto theme filled the spacious living room and the argument stopped.

Sora andHinode shot towards the 20'x 20' screen, plopping down in front of it in a way that was almost comical.

Almost.

Sighing dully, Akane tossed the remote between them and stalked into the den.

She wrenched her I-pod free of the computer; download finished.

Akane was only seconds away from slipping her in her headphones, hands poised by her ears when...

"STOP IT!"

"I CAN'T HEAR!"

"ONLY CUZ YOUR DEAF!"

"GIMME THE REMOTE!"

Loud thumps and bangs were heard emanating from the living room, T.V. dialogue going up and down in volume.

That did it.

Akane lost her temper.

She stomped back into the living room where Sora and Hinode currently wrestled over the remote.

"You DUMBASSES!" Akane snarled, "FORK OVER TH' DAMN REMOTE!"

Her hand dove in amidst the tangle of arms in an attempt to grab the remote back.

-KLNK-

The T.V. gave a sound that seemed to indicate that her thumb had found the power button, and therefore, successfuly turned the tube into the OFF position.

Akane shoved the remote into her pocket, absolutely fuming.

"That's...IT!" she roared, "GET-!"

Sora andHinode began to scream.

That's when Akane felt a very strange feeling, quite similar to when you place you hand over a vacuum cleaner hose when it's turned on.

But as soon as it started, the feeling stopped.

The ordeal seemed to be over.

However, they were no longer in Akane's living room.

All three girls now happened to be a good solid thousand feet up.

They shared a look.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!"

"Take that BACK, ya pansy ass bastard!" Kiba snarled.

"What was that, Dog Shit?" Kankuro growled threateningly.

"Do ya kiss yer DADDY with that mouth?" Kiba taunted.

"...give it a rest" Shino muttered.

"Kankuro...that's enough." Gaara murmured.

Hinata bit her lip nervously.

Temari let out a loud yawn.

"...aaa...!"

"Huh?" Kiba looked up, hold up a hand to silence Kankuro.

His bugs alerting him, Shino' s gaze also turned skyward.

Gaara, sensing all was not well with the universe (Naruto-verse, whatever) lifted his gaze.

Not wanting to feel left out, the girls raised their heads as well.

"AAUGH!"

"WHOA!"

"FUCK!"

-WHM­-

-WHM ­-

-WHM-

"Oh...shit...ow..." Akane moaned, thanking every deity she knew of that she landed on something relatively soft.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Sora squealed, rushing up to her, "Akane! Do you know where we are!"

"In intense pain?' she ventured.

"No!"Hinode cried, joining them, bouncing up and down like a hyperactive bunny.

"Funny...I'm hurtin' pretty damn good right now." Akane mused.

"These are the outskirts of Konohagakure!" they screeched together, "WE'RE IN NARUTO!"

Akane's face contorted into a look of sheer disbelief and horror, color draining from her face.

"God?" Akane thought to herself, "Why have you forsaken me? Why?"

Sora andHinode blinked as they noticed Akane begin to shake.

"Huh?"Hinode blinked, "Akane-chan?"

"Are you okay?" Sora asked.

A perfect field of green grass surround them on all sides, a light gust of wind blowing occasionally.

A perfect blue sky above their heads.

Typical anime milieu.

They were trapped, in an animated world, surrounded by animated people, and one animated dog.

And Akane was only seconds away from going -BOOM-.

(A/N: It's every otaku's dream and every anime/manga hater's worst nightmare. Sora andHinode are in a happy high surrounded by their favorite characters. Akane...just wants to go home...or hurt/kill something. Either would suit her fine. R&R!)
NAME MEANINGS:

Akane-Dark Red; Angrier (Suits her just fine, ne? 'specially with her 'tude.)

Sora- Sky (she's a little out ther so it suits her just fine)

Hinode- Sunlight (Oh! The PUNS! They HURRT! But with her sunny disposition? It fit.)