(A/N: Hey all! Lady Hiran here. So many reviews...as well as my first ever flame! But screw them! I don't give a shit! Onward upward to all those who love my ficcy! Enjoy my next chappie!)
Sora and Hinode let loose happy squeals of delight upon spotting their favorite Naruto Bishi's, Aburame Shino and Gaara no Sabaku.
Hinode rushed over to Shino and began to ask him questions at lightning fast speeds.
"Aburame-san!It'ssogoodtomeetyou!Isittruethatyourbugsareinyourmouthtoo?Doesthatmakethingstastegrittywhenyoueat?Doyouhaveeyesbehindthoseglasses?"
Shino stared at her (maybe…hard to tell) from behind dark lenses, trying his best to decipher what exactly she had said.
Sora had already gotten her acrylic nails into Gaara and was asked him rapid fire questions just as swiftly.
"Gaara-sama!IcanNOTbelieveI'mactuallymeetingyou!Isittrueyouruncletriedtooffyou?Doyouwantmetokillhimforyou?Ohwait,he'sdead.Nevermind!"
Gaara raised an eyebrow (or would have had he had any) in confusion; he had gotten lost after this fool of a woman said his name.
Akane however, had chosen to remain, exactly where she had fallen.
With her short-fuse, shortage of cigarettes and overall displeasure (so pissed she can't see straight) of being trapped in one of her worst nightmares come true, she decided that the best thing to do was to stay exactly where she was.
After all, the likelihood of her maiming and/or killing someone would go down at least 13percentif she didn't go near any of those…characters.
"God…why did I leave my Mild Sevens in my coat pocket…why?" she growled.
"Umm...not to interrupt or anything..." a rather irked voice said from beneath her, "...but would mind-"
"Getting off of us?" another voice, if possible, sounding more perturbed than the first.
"OHMIGOD!" Sora and Hinode squealed in delight, "KANKURO AND INUZUKA KIBA! AKANE! WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR? GET OFF'M!"
-SNAP-
Akane lost it.
She leapt off of Kiba and Kankuro and was on Hinode and Sora before they could blink.
-BWAK-
-BWAK-
"OWWWWIIIE!" Sora cried, now crouched down, clutching the top of her head where Akane had driven her elbow.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Hinode sobbed, looking up at her, trying to look angry (but failing miserably) through waterfalls of tears as she held her head.
"WHADDYA MEAN, "What was that for?" IT'S YOUR FUCKIN' FAULT WE'RE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE DIPSHITS!" Akane roared, pale purple-blue eyes blazing.
"HOW IZZIT OUR-?" They started only to have themselves cut off by Akane's furious rant.
"I ALWAYS KNEW YOUR OTAKU-FREAKISHNESS WOULD GET US IN TROUBLE!" Akane howled, "NOW LOOK WHERE IT'S LANDED US! WE'VE BEEN SUCKED INTO A FICTIONAL WORLD! AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"
Sora and Hinode shared a look.
Then let their gaze return to their childhood friend.
Their chain-smoking…alcohol abusing…former gang member (...they think…) friend…
…and gave sheepish laughs, scratching the backs of their heads.
"God HELP ME if I don't fuck you up." Akane snarled, wishing she had her glock.
"Well if wishes were-" Hinode began.
Sora clamped her hands over Hinode's mouth.
"Don't finish that!" she smiled, shaking a bit out of fear.
The Shinobi had watched all this and knew that this was a matter for the Hokage, but after the blue haired girls outburst, they were a little hesitant to inform them of this.
"It never ends." Akane growled crossly, knuckles cracking loudly, "God, why me? Why always me?"
With an angry sigh, she turned on her heel, ultimately stepping on Kiba's right hand and Kankuro's hair as she stalked off.
"AKANE!" Sora cried in horror.
"WATCH IT!" Ririko shrieked.
With a disdainful snort, she walked to a far off tree, some 30 odd yards away, and did what she had planned on doing before this whole incident occurred.
Akane sat down on a log situated oh, so conveniently located beneath the leafy branches, popped in her earphones, turned on her I-pod, and began tapping her fingers in time to "Stupid Girls" by Pink.
Music always helped her calm down, and the song in question? It really fit the current situation.
Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don 't wanna be a stupid girl
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stareLooking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don 't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don 't wanna be a stupid girl
(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they up my hair
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Interlude)
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more that 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
Vomits)
I WILL BE SKINNY
(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would u me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Kiba's ears picked up on the definite sounds of music, originating from that weird girl's strange device.
The others, while not able to hear the music, noticed the instant she put those strange plugs in her ears, she had instantly relaxed
Akamaru ventured forward, intent on investigating the noises.
"Akamaru! No!" Kiba hissed, "Get back here!"
He came right next to the hand that held the I-pod and began to poke at it with his nose.
Akane's eyes snapped open and she glared so fiercely at Akamaru that he ran back, yipping in a terrified fashion, into the folds of Kiba's coat.
Now, had Akamaru been a REAL puppy, from the REAL WORLD, she probably would have scooped it right up and cooed, "AAAAWWW! HOW KYOOOOT!" (that's right! she has a weakness for anything small and cute) but, him being an anime puppy in the Naruto-verse didn't make her feel too warmly towards him.
"AKANEEEE!" Sora whined.
"You're making us look bad!" Hinode griped.
"What do I care?" she snorted, "Just keep those…things…away from me."
When her I-pod went onto the next song, "Wings Of A Butterfly", by H.I.M., she recalled, Hinode saying something about one of these guys being absolute bug fanatic.
A smirk crossed her lips.
She began to sing along, making sure she was on key so it sounded nice to the ear.
"Heaven ablaze in our eyes
We're standing still in time
The blood on our hands is the wine
We offer as sacrifice."
"Oh no!" Sora gasped.
"Not that song!" Hinode cried.
"I wonder what's so bad about it?" Hinata wondered.
She was about to find out.
A twisted smirk crossed Akane's lips as she continued.
"Come on, and show them your love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul, my love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul."
Shino had given a twitch the first time he heard the line, "Rip out the wings of a butterfly", and after the second time around, a tic had appeared on his forehead.
Akane looked oh so pleased with herself as she persisted.
"This endless mercy mile
We're crawling side by side
With hell freezing over in our eyes
Gods kneel before our crime."
Shino's hands clenched into fists which began to shake.
"Whoa…is Bug Boy…actually getting angry?" Temari thought mildly, "Well I suppose we all have our breaking points."
"Come on lets show, them your love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul, my love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul!"
Akane hit the long, high notes and descended downward on the scale, watching with delight as the freak with glasses quivered with rage.
Shino stormed over, intent on making her apologize.
"Oh…she shouldn'tve that." Hinode mumbled.
"She is so dead." Sora whimpered.
"What…was the meaning of that?" Shino growled ferociously.
Akane popped out her earphones, calm demeanor gone, and now just as pissed as she was ten minutes ago now that one of "them" had the audacity to speak to her.
"Is it a death wish that causes you to speak to me that way?" She snarled.
"Apologize for what you said." Shino growled.
"Why doncha come over here and say that." Akane snarled.
Shino, now blinded by rage (which believe me, doesn't happen often; OOC, I know, but he'll get BIC fast), shot forward, intent on having his insects eat her alive.
Akane, with her previous experience with heavy blunt objects (we'll get to that in later chapters; promise) wrenched the log she had been sitting on off the ground and swung it at Shino's head.
-KLUNNG-
It connected, sending Shino's glasses flying and Shino himself soaring into the trunk of the tree.
There was a stunned silence…
…that was broken by the squeal of-
"EEEEE! He DOES have eyes!"
"Oi! Akane! What's that?"
Akane glanced down.
A package of cigarettes and a lighter were by her feet.
"Oh…thank you…God…Buddha…Geneisha…whatever higher power sent me these blessed cancer sticks!" Akane whispered, tears coming to her eyes as she quickly shook out the last cigarette in the pack and light it afire.
Shino shook is head to clear it, and found he couldn't remember what he was doing (blows to the head will do that to ya)
He saw his glasses lying a few feet away and stooped to pick them up.
"What's going on here?" a voice asked from behind them, "And who're these people?"
"SORA! SORA!I don't BUH-LEEEEEEVE IT!" Hinode squealed.
"IT'S NARUTO!" Sora cried excitedly.
"Wow!" Naruto grinned, "I'm already that famous, huh?"
"Shut your hole, Naruto!" Sakura growled, "They probably heard what an idiot you are!"
"Moron." Sasuke drawled.
"WE LOVE YOU!" they screeched, tackling him and planting big fat kisses on his cheeks, ultimately ending the string of insults (please note: they didn't attempt this with Gaara or Shino for fear of their lives).
"Will this day ever end?" Akane moaned, "I SOOO don't wanna be here. 'sides,I started a fire this morning that I reeeeally oughta keep an eye on."
Sora and Hinode were too busy hugging Naruto to death to hear her.
With frustrated sigh, she took another hit on her cigarette.
"Fine. At least it'll be the school goin' up in flames an' not my house."Akane thought as the beginnings of a migrane set in.
(A/N: Akane discovers the way back home, but will Sora and Hinode WANT to go back? R&R!)