(A/N: Hey all! Lady Hiran here! To each and every one of my reviewers, I LOVE YOU! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG HUGGLES! Anyhoo, on with the story!)

Akane took another drag on her cigarette, the smoke sweetly burning her throat and lungs.

She watched the blonde her freaky friends had glommed onto turn redder and redder.

This was complete lunacy.

She wanted to be back in familiar surroundings so bad it wasn't funny.

Besides, she had already checked her pockets.

This cigarette was the only one on her and it wasn't gonna last long.

The only thing in her pockets at all was some lint and the remote that had caused all this.

Waaaaaiiit…

THE REMOTE!

"We didn't think this would EEEEVVVERR happen!" Sora sighed happily, rubbing her cheek against the whisker marks.

"This is a dream come TRUE!" Hinode breathed blissfully, nuzzling the crook of his neck in a very Shampoo-ish manner.

"B-b-but!" Naruto stammered, tomato red, "I L-LIKE SAKURA!"

Sora and Hinode gazed at him with wonder in their eyes.

"Such devotion!" Sora squealed, hugging him tighter.

"It's because of such things-" Hinode began, snuggling up to him again, "that-"

"-we-" Sora continued.

"-love-" Hinode persisted.

"YOU!" they cried together.

-BWUCH-

They gave Naruto simultaneous kisses on the cheeks.

-FFFWMP-

Naruto passed out.

"Huh." Sora said sheepishly, "I wonder if we over did it?"

"Maybe." Hinode nodded.

Kankuro and Kiba just stared.

"Those two are all over him…when the hell did he get fangirls?" Kiba thought, "Am I really that outta the loop?"

"Why in the hell isn't anyone trying to capture these guys?" Kankuro wondered, "For all we know they could be enemy Shinobi playing dumb."

-BWAK-

-THWAK-

"OWCHIES!" Sora sobbed, holding the back of her skull the Akane had punched.

"THAT REALLY HURT, AKANE!" Hinode cried.

"We're going home now, shit fer brains." Akane murmured coolly.

"Huh?" they stammered, "B-BUT WHYYY? WE JUST GOT HERE!"

"Your point being?" Akane ventured, "I'm going home-now-with or without you."

Sora and Hinode looked at one another, quickly sorting through the pros and cons.

Pros of staying: No more homework, for one thing, no more stupid effing reports, no more bratty brothers trashing her room (Sora), no more sister stealing her clothes (Hinode), no more after school jobs or impromptu babysitting.

Cons of staying: No more anime, no more manga, never seeing mom and dad again, no more Con's (slang for conventions), no more Akane, no more pizza, no more ice cream, no more soda, no more CD's, no more I-pod, no more night clubs.

The Con's out weighed the pros and a cloud of gloom reared it's ugly head over them.

"Allllright." They said sulkily.

"…took them long enough." Akane thought tetchily.

"How exactly are gonna go about this anyway?" Hinode grumped.

"Well your arm was like this." Akane said, moving it into position, "And Sora? Yours was like this."

Sora looked like she was ready to cry.

As did Hinode.

They had just achieved what they thought to be an impossible dream and entered the world of anime and now they were being torn away from it.

Not even a chance to piss Ebisu off.

They sighed heavily.

"We can't simply allow them to leave." Gaara muttered, "They could be reporting back to Konoha's enemies."

"…they must be stopped." Shino murmured, adjusting his lenses.

Hinata and Temari nodded in silent agreement.

"They musn't be allowed to go just yet." Sasuke growled.

"Here we go." Akane said, pressing a button that truly seemed out of place.

The Genin and Chunin dove at them as the vortex sucked them into the sky.

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAA!"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!"

"WHAT'S HAPPENING?"

"AAAAAIIIIE! MY SKIRT! MY SKIRRRT!" Sakura (obviously)

There was a blast of air that made them all feel as though they had been shot out of a cannon.

"I hate this part." Akane moaned as she hit the sofa, which flipped over and sent her skidding across the floor.

Sora smashed into a recliner and into a wall.

Hinode got lucky and hit a beanbag chair.

Hinata hit the doorframe which led to the kitchen.

Temari caught herself with her fan.

Naruto hit the floor head first and skidded.

Kankuro hit what looked to be a very expensive painting.

Shino had his insects stop him.

Sakura landed in the kitchen and wound up with a bowl of fruit on her head.

Gaara had his sands bring him to an abrupt halt in midair.

Sasuke landed on top of Hinode, which sent the two crashing into the nearby terrarium.

Kiba was so distracted in his efforts to catch Akamaru, he didn't think to catch himself.

Akane felt a sudden weight come smashing into her.

"UNKH!" She gasped as the air was quickly expelled from her lungs, "Holy SHIT that hurts."

Opening her pale eyes painfully, she saw a very unwelcome sight.

It was dog-boy.

Sure his appearance had altered so he looked more…REAL…but he was still dog boy…

…and his hand was currently crushing her left breast.

Eyes flashing with rage, she grabbed the nearest heavy, blunt object (A medium sized statuary that had fallen off a nearby end table) and smashed it into the side of his head.

"ASSHOLE! KEEP YOUR DISGUSTING MITTS OFFA ME!" she screamed.

Kiba rolled off her, clutching his head with his free hand.

After the rest of the Genin (Naruto) and Chunin (everybody else) got their bearings, they immediately confronted the girls.

"Alright." Sakura growled, picking a grape vine out of her hair as she spoke, "Enough's enough! We've gotta take you all to the Hoka-"

"Where the hell are we?" Kankuro interrupted.

"GAAAH!" Naruto screamed, "And why do we look so weird!"

"What is all this?" Temari demanded to know her gaze shifting around the room, "This isn't Konohagakure."

"This isn't even Hi no Kuni." Gaara muttered.

"What's going on?" Shino murmured.

"This…is all so…so…" Hinata trembled.

"I bet this the enemy's strong hold." Sasuke said coolly.

"AAUGH!" Kiba snarled, "GODDAMNIT THAT HURT, BITCH!"

Sora and Hinode cleared their throats, catching everyone's attention.

"To answer your questions in order," Sora began, smiling, "You're in Shibuya ward, Tokyo prefecture."

"The reason you look so 'weird'," Hinode emphasized the word her fingers, "Is because you probably got reconfigured on the way here."

"As for what's going on…" Sora trailed off, "Welll…"

"We're not exactly sure." Hinode supplied, "But Uchiha-sama? We're DEFINITELY the furthest things from enemies you could possibly find!"

"YEAH!" Sora whooped, "WE'RE YOUR BIGGEST FANS!"

"Whadda about Queen-Whacksalot over there?" Kankuro asked.

"She doesn't appear to be particularly fond of us at all." Temari said snidely.

"Who? Akane?" the pair asked, "Just ignore her! She just an Animanga Hater."

"Stop talkin' about me as tho' I'm not here!" Akane snarled.

"HEEP!" They squealed.

Sora and Hinode then saw, to their horror, she had managed to locate one of her favorite "Toys"; a Heckler & Koch MP7 semi automatic.

Her eyes were squeezed shut.

They knew, from previous experience, that she was now seriously contemplating unloading the clip on their anime idols.

Akane took a deep, shuddering breathe…then released it.

Her eyes still shut, she turned on her heel and walked towards the front door.

"Where are you going?" Shino murmured.

"Out." was the short reply.

"We have to take you to the Hokage." Gaara muttered.

"Would you prefer I unload this thing at a firin' range? Or straight up yer asses?" Akane snarled, storming out the front door, "'sides, fat chance a that hap'nin'. Your flight gate has now closed, mutha fuckas."

-SLAMMM-

"Huh?" Kiba said, in a great deal of pain, "Whadda you mean?"

"Uh-oh." Hinode squeaked.

"I think I know." Sora whispered.

"Wh-what is it?" Hinata stammered.

"W-well…" Sora began, "It's nine forty-two now. Your show ends at nine thirty."

"And the next episode doesn't come on…til…next…Saturday." Hinode mumbled under her breathe.

"You mean-" Naruto began, eyes wide.

"WE'RE STUCK HERE?"

(A/N: Akane goes to a firing range, the Naruto gang is introduced to the wonders of themanga universe, Akane's elder half brothers come home and we inadvertantly discover one of Kiba's greatest fears. R&R)