(A/N: Hey all! Lady Hiran here! Now that the Connection Timeout's been raised and I actually CAN update, HERE'S THE NEXT CHAPPIE!)
(PS: I would like to thank the comedian, Christopher Titus, for inspiring me this time around!)
"WE'RE STUCK HERE?" (Naruto, Sasuke)
"NO WAY!" (Temari, Sakura)
"TAKE US BACK RIGHT NOW!" (Kankuro, Kiba)
"Puh-please!" Hinata, obviously, "Neji-niisan m-might...might..."
"I have to attend the hives." Shino growled softly.
"I have a country to rule." Gaara snarled quietly.
"ARF-ARF!" Akamaru barked fiercely.
"Youbring us back IMMEDIATELY!" (All together)
"Wish we could." Sora said, raising her arms defensively.
"But we can't." Hinode squeaked.
"Heyeee...what's all the hubbub…bub?"
A quartet of men, ranging in ages from 18 to 26, entered the room.
"SUO!"
Sora and Hinode shot forward and the eldest of the four promptly began patting their heads.
"Good to see you too." He smiled, "Where's my sister?"
He was Miyazaki Suo, and was 26.
He had forest green eyes and dark brown hair swept back behind his ears, except for a few stray bangs that fell into his eyes.
"You know Aka-rin." The man to his right snickered, "She probly blew her top and went to cool off at the firin' range."
The speaker was Saiko Takaomi, 22.
He had amber eyes and fiery red hair that fell stylishly to his shoulders.
"Definitely." A younger man next to Takaomi responded, "Especially if you take into account the mass destruction in your living room, Suo."
This was Aizawa Mannen, age 19.
He had black hair, slicked back in a very Yusuke-ish style, and deep blue eyes.
"Hey, it's partly our fault ya know." The youngest of the group sighed, "We're the ones that taught her ta shoot."
His name was Goto Kazuo, 17 years old.
He had had long, light brown hair that fell to his shoulder blades (Currently secured in a ponytail) and jet black eyes.
And who are these people you may ask?
You're about to find out.
"Huh?" Suo blinked, noting the extra bodies in the warzone that had once been his living room, "Who's this?"
Sora and Hinode laughed nervously.
"W-well-" Sora began.
"It's kinda a long story." Hinode said quickly.
"We've got time." Mannen replied casually.
"Well, ya see…" Sora mumbled.
"…it's the kinda story that you'll never believe." Hinode muttered.
"Try me." Kazuo smirked.
"And after we're done, you'll more than likely lock us in the looney bin." They sighed.
"JUST TELL US WHAT HAPPENED DAMNIT!" Takaomi shouted (gee, does he remind you of anyone?)
"Hoookayee." Sora sighed.
"But don't say we didn't warn ya." Hinode moaned.
Fifteen Minutes Later…
"Oh. Is that all?" Kazuo replied mildly.
"Huh?" Sora amd Hinode gaped.
"We thought would be something out there." Takaomi said.
"And people being sucked in and shot out of your T.V. ISN'T OUT THERE?" they cried.
"Not really." Mannen shrugged.
"Our mom not whoring around? Now THAT'S out there." Suo said pointedly, "I've been dinking around with the tube for awhile now. I must have created a wormhole somehow. Cool."
"You're not the only one who think so!" Sora said, now grinning like a fool.
"It's totally fantastic!" Hinode squealed, "Way ta go, Mr. Pres!"
(Suo's the president of his own company; they design and produce video games)
"Not to interrupt-" Gaara drawled, "But who are you people?"
Sora and Hinode smacked themselves in the foreheads.
"I can NOT believe we forgot to introduce ourselves!" Hinode cried, "STUPID!"
"I'm Aoki Sora, 14." Sora said with a grin, "and she's-"
"Sakai Hinode, also 14." Hinode smiled, "And these four sexy gents behind us are Kakyoin Akane's half brothers."
(Akane's 15, BTW)
"Miyazaki Suo." Sora said, indicating the brown hair man in the business suit.
"Saiko Takaomi." Hinode said, gesturing to the red head in biker leathers.
"Aizawa Mannen." Sora smiled, pointing to raven haired teen in street clothes.
"And Goto Kazuo." Hinode grinned, signaling to the cappuccino haired boy in school uniform, regulation jacket unbuttoned.
"Guys?" Sora said, nodding her head towards Team's 7, 8 and Baki, "I don't really think these guys need any intros."
"Yep." Suo smirked, "I know these guys. Leads in some of my newer games. Nice to meetcha in the physical world."
"Uhhh…yeah." Naruto said uneasily.
"H-hello." Hinata said meekly.
"Yo." Temari drawled.
"Mm." Sasuke grunted.
Shino and Gaara merely nodded.
"Nice to meet you." Sakura said politely.
"'sup?" Kiba smirked.
"Heya." Kankuro grinned.
"ARF!" Akamaru barked.
"S-so…you are Kakyoin-san's…half…brothers?" Hinata managed.
"Yup!" Takaomi grinned, "You got it, Hina-chan!"
"We all have the same mother." Kazuo explained, "And different fathers."
"Yeah, our mom was a whore." Mannen drawled scathingly, "A psychotic, child abusing, whore. She was great at multi tasking."
"That's cuz she was diagnosed Manic Depressive Schizophrenic." Suo sighed, "All those extra minds made it easy."
"Bet that made dinner interesting." Temari smirked.
"You'd never know who'd be coming…" Kankuro snickered, "…butcha'd know they'd be bummed out!"
"What's Schizophrenic?" Naruto asked, blank look on his face.
"It's when you have more than one personality in one body, STUPID." Sakura growled, annoyed at his stupidity, "GOD you're an idiot!"
Sora and Hinode fought back the urge to hit the pink haired bitch.
"Yeah, and our teachers would always get pissed when we came to school with different names on our permission slips." Mannen snorted, remembering when his second grade teacher had called home to have Super Sailor Moon rant at him about love and justice.
"Somehow our mom always managed to attract the alpha loser wherever she went." Takaomi stated, "All of our dads? Heavy drinkers."
"Let me guess." Sasuke sighed, "All of you dads were half serial killer, half serial killer…with a pinch of psycho sprinkles on top….and a side of demented manic?"
"Basically." Kazuo sighed.
"Yeah…definitely not good people." Naruto shuddered.
"Yeah, my parents divorce involved a bar tab." Takaomi said.
There was a silence.
Then Kankuro began to laugh.
"Mom took my dad to court to fight for custody…she won, and gave me to dad." Suo said sarcastically.
"You're being serious aren't you?" Gaara said, a bit emotion crossing his face momentarily (disbelief)
"You can't make this up." Mannen shrugged.
Kiba was about to say something when something brushed against his ankles.
Now he was holding Akamaru (in puppy form by way of a jutsu he had picked up) so it couldn't be him.
Kiba looked down…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!"
"What the-?" Shino asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Wh-what's wrong Kiba-kun?" Hinata asked worriedly.
"RATRATRATRATRATRATRATRATRATRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" Kiba howled, leaping onto the couch, "GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIANTRAAAAAAAAAAAT!"
His hand dove into his kunai pouch and prepare to hurl the knife when-
-BAM-
-BAM-
Something white hot streaked across both his cheeks and part of his ear.
"YOU TOUCH RUI, I SWEAR TA GOD I'LL SHOVE THAT FLEA BITTEN MONGREL OF YOURS SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LLBEYAKKIN' UP FUR FOR TH' NEXT YEAR AN' A HALF!" Akane screamed, appearing in the doorway, police regulation Glock still smoking in her hand.
She ran over and grabbed the "Giant Rat" which was, in actuality, a chinchilla by the name of Rui.
Akane then proceeded to cuddle the cute little thing, and click her tongue in a reassuring manner, which truly freaked all but her brothers, Sora and Hinode out.
"Awww…did that evil animanga freak hurt you?" she cooed, "It's alright. I won't let him come near you again. But howdja get out of your terrari-YAAAA!"
She saw the shattered glass and sand that had once been Kagane's terrarium.
"Oh." Akane looked at the chinchilla in her arms, which was snuggling deeper into the folds of her arms, "That's how."
With a frustrated sigh, she turned on her heel, saying, "Guess yer bunkin' with me t'night, huh Rui?"
Akane called over her shoulder, "As much as I HATE the idea if sleeping under the same roof as you….animanga freakshows…if its cool with Suo, y'all can stay here."
"Huh?" Sakura murmured, raising an eyebrow in suspicion, "Somethings up."
"If you despise us so thoroughly, why let us stay in your home?" Shino asked.
"Cuz I don't wanna think about what those two might do if you hunker down with them." Akane snapped, shooting a glare over her shoulder at Sora and Hinode.
Sora and Hinode laughed guiltily, twidling their thumbs in a not-so-innocent fashion.
"At least we know where we're staying." Sasuke sighed tiredly.
"Let me show you all to your rooms." Suo smiled, "Sora? Hinode? You're both welcome to stay as well."
"YIPEEE!" they squealed.
"OI VAY!" The Shinobi groaned.
(A/N: Next time, we learn why Akane's so adverse to Anime and Manga. Also, Sora and Hinode learn the dangers of taking Anime charas to Anime/Manga Specialty stores. R&R peeps!)