(A/M: Hey all! Thanks for the positive responses! Without further adieu, here's the next chapter!)

"No."

"But Akan-"

"No…way…in…HELL."

The midnight blue haired girl pronounced each syllable, each word dripping with venom.

Akane was in a particularly poisonous mood at the moment, being awoken two hours earlier than usual by the sound of her cell phone (volume set at MAX) going off on her bedside table.

Hinode and Sora had decided to call her up at four in the morning to have a three way conversation about their new Shinobi friends.

"C'mon, Akane!" Sora whined on the other end of the line, "It would be fun!"

"For you." Akane said vituperatively, willing the phone to melt in her hand, or maybe explode, either would be fine withher.

"Would you prefer them having complete, unrestricted access to your house while you're gone?" Hinode asked.

It was times like this Akane wanted to kill her friends.

But that would leave her friendless, so, so much for that idea.

"God…damnit I hate you." Akane growled, raking her finger back roughly through her hair.

"YAY!" Sora cried happily on her end, "WAY TA GO HINO!"

"So it's settled." Hinode said gleefully, "The Naruto-tachi is going to school with us!"

"We'll lend the girls some of our uniforms." Sora said cheerfully, "You'd better go scam some of Kazuo and Mannen's old threads."

"Yeah, yeah." Akane growled, hitting the end button on her cell harshly, and throwing it across the room, "Whatever. GOD! How can they be ALIVE this early in the mornin'?"

She promptly fell on her face, asleep.

-BZZTBZZTBZZTBZZ-

-GWMP-

-THWOOSH-

-KRSSSSSH-

(A/N: What just occurred was this: Akane's alarm went off at the time she normally got up. Akane proceeded to grab it off the desk, hurl it through the air. It then smashed against a wall. That's what happened.)

"Nnn…goddamnit…" she groaned, clambering out of bed awkwardly, ending up tangling herself in the sheets and face planting in a pile of dirty laundry.

"Ulgh…sweatsocks…rank, dude." She gagged, pushing herself off the ground, moving sleepily towards the shower.

Akane couldn't believe she was doing this.

Such a waste of time.

She would have skipped like she normally did…but that meant spending the day with those freaks and their endless questions.

No options.

She would have to endure the Satan's Asshole that was…school.

Now showered, fully dressed (and fully armed), she padded down to awaken her brothers.

Gaara, ever the insomniac, even without the Shukaku, watched the proceedings with amusement.

"Get up, Takaomi!" Akane stormed into the twenty-two year old's room, standing over his sprawled, blanket-swathed body and glaring with eyes like purple-blue ice chips, "It's six-thirteen! Ya have work, numbnuts!"

"Nngh," he muttered, brow furrowing slightly in his sleep. "M'comin'…"

"If I leave, you'll just fall asleep again."

When he didn't reply, Akane slapped him on his naked back.

"Wazz goin'…awwwwn…on?" Kankuro asked sleepily wandering in a sleepy daze out of his room.

"Yeah…wazz with all th' noise?" Kiba asked, lids at half mast, Akamaru still dozing on his head.

Gaara pointed silently into the room where the fifteen year old was currently pulling her much taller, much heavier, half-brother out of bed by the arm.

"'mkay…'m up." He groaned, sitting up sleepily, "Gimme a shirt."

"Get it yerself." The teen snorted, "I have three more people to evict from dreamland."

This little performance proving interesting, as well as entertaining, the group followed her stealthily down the hall as she made her way to Mannen's room.

"Mannen! Getcher ass outta bed!" Akane snarled, ripping the covers off the raven haired boy.

"NURR!" He moaned, "Dun' wanna!"

"Get UP!" She barked, grabbing a fistful of his hair and giving it several sharp yanks.

"Ow! Ow! OWWW!" he yelped, "Ok! OK! I'm up! Yeesh!"

"It's your turn to make breakfast, by th' way." Akane drawled, craftily stealing a shelfload of uniforms as she passed.

By now, Sakura, Hinata, Temari and Sasuke had been roused by the noise and were now following Gaara and the others in the procession.

"Kazuuuo!" the midnight blue haired girl said in a singsong voice, sitting on his chest with a Smith & Wesson Model 29 .44-cal. Magnum revolver pressed against his forehead, "This is your wake up call! You have exactly ten seconds in counting to get yer LAZY ASS OUTTA BED!"

Kazuo blinked in disbelief as his half sibling cocked the gun and started the count down.

"Ten!" Akane said cheerfully, "Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five!"

"Kazuo here!" the seventeen year old cried in a strangled voice, sitting up as fast as could without knocking his younger sibling off of him, "Ready and raring to go!"

"Awww…" Akane said in a sympathetic tone, "I'm sorry. That is not an acceptable answer."

"WHY NOT?" Kazuo shrieked in panic.

"Cuz it wasn't funny enough!" Akane grinned, squeezing the trigger.

-PNK-

"OWWWWWW!" Kazuo shouted, hands flying to the round,red burn mark than had suddenly appeared on his forehead.

The gun wasn't loaded…but that didn't stop it from packing a punch, tho'.

"HA HA HA!" Akane laughed, rolling off him, "Ah, c'mon! Yer still alive! Quit bein' a wusseh!"

(Wusseh- Wussy: Being called a wussy is worse than being called a pussy or a wuss. Thank you)

She strolled from the room to awaken Suo, only to find (much to her disappointment, he was already awake.

The evidence of this was that he wasn't in his room.

"Damn." she muttered sulkily.

"She pulled a projectile firing weapon on her own brother." Temari said increduolously, "I've gotta rememver that one!"

Kankuro rounded on her, "Whaddid you say?"

"Well its true!" Temari snapped, "I can almost never get your fat ass outta bed!"

"Knock it off." Gaara muttered.

"So much noise...so early..." Hinata yawned.

"I'm so...awwwn...tired." Sakura yawned, "I need my beauty sleep!" (you need more than that girlie!)

"'m more hungry th'n tired." Naruto moaned, "Let's eat."

Shino nodded silently and followed after the blonde.

"HEY! HANDS OFF! I CALLED IT!" Naruto cried, getting into a huge battle Sasuke over the last sausage link.

"Not even in your dreams, dobe." Sasuke growled, sword fighting with the jinchuriki with his fork.

The two were so distracted, they didn't notice Kankuro sidle in and snatch it up.

"What are the plans for the day?" Shino asked, directing the question at the animanga hating Akane.

She promptly snapped the chopsticks she was using in two.

"W-well…" she growled, trying her best to maintain her grip on her temper (And her trigger finger)

-DINGDONG-

Saved by the bell…literally.

She threw down her barely eaten breakfast plates and rushed to the door.

"He-YAAH!" Sora and Hinode yelped as the elder teen dragged them into the house (koff-mansion-koff)

"Their YOUR peeps." She growled, "YOU tell what's goin' down."

"But-!"

"I'M goin' ahead." Akane snapped, snatching up her school bag and rushing out the still open door.

"Well…okay then."

"Umm…" Temari had seen everything, "What's goin' on?"

"Well…" Sora trailed off, "She really doesn't like the idea of you guys hanging out with her house and the idea of you guys unattended in her home…outta th' question."

"So today…" Hinode continued, "You goin' to school with us!"

"WHAT?" Kiba and Naruto cried, "WE JUST GOT OUTTA SCHOOL! WE DON'T WANNA GO BACK!"

"Oh believe me, school here is nothing like you're used to." Sora smiled, "You might like it."

"Besides, if she found out you all were here without supervision, she'd kill you, revive you, then kill you again." Hinode shrugged, "Your choice."

"…some choice." Gaara muttered.

"We managed round up enough uniforms!" Sora squealed happily, "I hope they fit!"

"We don't have much time tho'!" Hinode cried, checking the clock, "Hurry! Hurry!"

"Um, Sora?" Naruto asked.

"Yes?" she asked politely.

"Whydja give me the girl's uniform?"

(A/N: The Shinobi go to school...and learn that their ninja training will be of little help. From perverts, to Emo's to Outcasts to gangsta's, will they be able to survive the week? And how will Shino and Gaara handle a food fight their first day? R&R)