(A/N: Hey all! Shinigami Goumon here! WOOT! So many reviews! I LOVE YOU ALL! Onward peeps!)
"This isn't fair!" Naruto sobbed, "Why me?"
"'cuz you're the only one who know Sexy no Jutsu!" Hinode said reasonably.
Naruto currently wasn't himself.
He was currently in the form of a carrot top teenage girl with shoulder blade length hair, roundgrass-green eyes and glasses (with non-prescription lenses; glass only).
None of the otherNaru-tachi were themselves either.
Not wanting a repeat of the day before, all of them had gone in disguise...well...almost all of them.
Sakura had changed her hair color to a cappuccino brown and her eye color to gray.
Sasuke had grown about two inches in height, changed his hair color to charcoal gray and his eyes to Sakura's green.
Kankuro simply went without makeup.
Temari simply let her hair down
Gaara disguised his distinctive tattoo and changed his hair color to dark, dark brown.
Hinata grew out her hair and did a jutsu that gave her pupils.
Kiba camouflaged his cheek markings and hid Akamaru in his borrowed coat.
Shino refused to take his glasses off…or do anything to remotely change his appearance.
This frustrated Sora greatly.
While Gaara would always be number one in her book, she had always been dying to know what Shino looked like with out his glasses.
"Come off it Naru!" Sora grinned, "It makes your legs look hot!"
"Wuh-what!" Naruto stammered, turning red.
"Ya've godda admit, you've got great gams!" Hinode grinned as Naruto began desperately tugging at the short skirt in a futile attempt to get it to lengthen.
The group began snorting, trying to repress their laughter.
They managed to calm down by the time they reached the ssubway, which was good because Hinode and Sora had a public safety announcement.
"Alright, girls!" Hinode called, "This goes for you too, Naruto, given you're current state."
"There are tons of pervvy men aboard these cars." Sora said, jerking her thumb towards the subway which was just pulling in, "So watch your ass…literally."
Fifteen Minutes Later…
"BWAAAAUGH!" Naruto sobbed, dashing off the train as fast as was humanly possible.
"Well you can't say we didn't warn you Naru!" Sora huffed poutilly, slightly irked that he had hadn't paid attention..
"At least Kankuro gored that lech's hand before he got any further." Hinode said cheerfully.
"Well ex-CUUUSE ME if that doesn't make meFEEL any better!" Naruto screeched.
"Well if you had listened, like Temari, Hinata and Sakura, you'd have never wound up in that position now wouldja?" Sora grumped, puffing up her cheeks.
"Shut up!" Naruto squealed, hands clutching at his skirt.
Sakura was livid.
She took the fact that no man had attempted to grope her, but had instead, gone after Naruto in drag, as a direct assault on her femininity.
Temari was just thankful that Gaara was just as terrifying in this world as he was in theirs and kept all perverts at least twenty feet away from her (aww…brotherly love!)
Hinata wanted to get as far away from the train as she could.
While she wasn't groped, she did discover that she was prone to motion sickness, and she now saw the subway as a thing of evil.
"Th-that was horrible." She whispered to the Naruto plushie she had hidden away in her borrowed school bag.
"Here we are." Hinode said, "Benitora High!"
"Benitora?" Shino thought, "Unusual name."
The grounds that surrounded the entry were filled with students, milling around in their clicks.
Preps clung close together, looking very much like clones, with identical bleached blonde hair, indistinguishable highlights, matching highlights, and duplicate plastic press-on nails.
The giggled in unison, blinked in unison, breathed in unison, and thought in unison.
They also tended to like the same guy in unison so the fights over him could be…weird to say the least.
Tre' creepy.
The cheerleaders were overly hyper and overly bouncy, already in uniform.
They all sported brain dead, vacuous looks, too much make up, megaphone voices, and high pitched, harpy squeals.
They sported an attitude that proclaimed, "I was dropped on my head more than once as a child!" as well as a perkiness that reminded one of a failed genetics experiment; where a crazed scientist attempted to combine gym teachers and cheerleaders, succeeded, then gave them each a gallon of coffee.
Scary.
The rapper wannabe's sported the regulation pants ten sizes too big that hung down to about their knees, ball caps twisted sideways over bandanas over mirrored sunglasses that made it impossible to see.
They used lame jargon and slang that didn't fit and was out right laughable, if not sad.
Wannabe gangstas who, if they ran into the REAL GANGSTAS at Benitora, would be dead within a matter of seconds.
The Goth's hid in the shadows, in a not-so-secret alliance with the Emo's against the Preps and Cheerleaders.
They sported quiet attitudes, an ability to blend into the background, as well as the ability to sneak up on almost anyone.
All and all, very cool.
The Computer Geeks were inside the school, no way would they be caught outside.
That would mean risking a run in with a Jock.
The Jocks were pumped up creeps, who loved themselves and thought girls were as disposable as Kleenex.
They could spend hours in the gyms, and not care about missing a date.
Self-righteous assholes.
Then came the Gangstas.
They were shrewd, cunning; they always wore the uniform, always blended in, and were always the last person you'd suspect.
The were manipulative, had themselves well rooted everywhere; the teachers and principal were scared of them, because they were often extorted.
They sported either hair-trigger tempers, or a frigid constitution that would make even the bravest of men cower.
In short:Terrifying.
The group walked inside, through the commons, where a huge food fight was in progress.
"ACK!" Hinode shrieked, "Duck and cover!"
A barrage of syrup, hash browns and cereal came hurling their way.
The Naru-tachi dove behind a fallen table just in time as the food impacted.
"What the hell?" Kankuro cried, "What the fucks goin' on?"
"What does it look like?" Temari said, rolling her eyes.
"We're gonna hafta make a break for it!" Sora cried.
"Here!" Naruto said, grabbing hold of the table.
"What are you doing?" Sakura cried.
"We can use it for cover." Gaara said reasonably.
"Dumb wench." Sasuke said crossly.
Hinode grabbed some gobs of what she thought was once cereal and hucked it over the table.
Shino did as well as the maddened students returned fire.
Using the table as a shield, they managed to escape the commons, food free.
"Yech." Hinode said, sticking out her tongue as she washed off her handat a halldrinking fountain.
"Having fun?" a familiar voice asked milidly.
"Oh, hi Akane!" Sora said happily.
"I tried to call an' warn ya, butcha have yer cell turned off." Akane snorted.
"Oops." Hinode said sheepishly, moving aside to let Shino wash his hand off.
"C'mon." Sora said, "We're gonna be late for First!"
(A/N: First Period! Independent study! Where no one pays attention and the teacher's more than slight suicidal! So why hasn't anyone noticed yet? R&R)