(A/N: Hey all! Thankie-spanky for all your positive reviews! And now...onto the next chappie!)

The group strolled down the hall, almost completely devoid of all traces of the early war that had taken place.

All were redressed in new uniforms after Akane had tracked down and graciously asked (I.E. threatened at gun point) a group of Preppies whom she simply adored (LOATHED) if they would they would be so kind as to switch clothes for the remainder of the day.

Naturally they said yes and were more than happy (pissing in their little, pink thongs)to give them over to their bestest buddy (worst nightmare made reality), Akane.

So in a matter of minutes, the switch was made and the Naru-tachi walked off in the Preppy'scrisp, pressed, dry-freshuniforms.

Whereas the Preppy's were left in a pool of their own urine, quaking in fear, in the Naru-tachi's paint splattered ones.

"Here we go. Room two oh four." Hinode said, a nervous look on her face, "English with Minagawa Shouji."

"Uh, Hino?" Sora whispered, "Dya think we should them about-"

"NO!" Akane snarled, glaring in a way that Gaara would have found quite impressive if wasn't currently distracted by a particularly stubborn paintsmudge on his hand.

"HEEP!" they squealed.

"We found out the hard way, they find out the hard way." She growled, storming past them.

"…I'm just glad that we're her friends…or GOD only know what she'dve done by now." Hinode sobbed.

"Waaah…I don't wanna think about it." Sora sniffled

Now the Naru-tachi was slight worried.

"Warn us?" Sasuke wondered uneasily.

"About what?" Sakura thought anxiously.

The entered the room.

It was your standard classroom setting: ten by ten rows of desks, people chatting casually as they wait for the bell to ring, a few scattered students frantically finishing their homework.

Akane had taken a seat in the far back corner and, by way of reputation and glare that would freeze the Serengeti, had cleared out enough desks for all of them.

"Good call taking up the back." Sora whispered.

"Yeah, it's less likely to happen this way." Hinode agreed.

"Whaddya mean?" Kiba asked tensely.

"Wel-AWP!" Sora squeaked, noticing that Akane was slowly withdrawing her "Favorite Toy" from her school bag: A .454 Casull Taurus Raging Bull revolver; over twice as powerful as a magnum.

THE MOST powerful handgun in the world.

"N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NOTHING!" She squealed as Akane began to clean the gun, shooting artic glares across the table.

"NOTHING AT ALL!" Hinode screeched.

"Oh great." Temari thought worriedly, "We're definitely not getting a thing out of these two."

"What could happen that's so bad?" Shino wondered.

"Stupid paint." Gaara mused angrily, "Get…OFF ME!"

"Rrrr!" Naruto thought frustratedly, "What's TAKIN' so long? Let's just get this OVER WITH!"

The door to the classroom slid open.

A man in his late thirties with balding brown hair and thick glasses ambled in.

"Alright class." Minagawa said nonchalantly, "Let's get started, mm?"

As he turned around, his eye fixed itself on Kankuro, making the puppet master's hair stand on end.

"Hoooo my god." Kankuro thought in panic.

"Uh-oh." Sora and Hinode muttered.

"Here…we…go." Akane chuckled.

"Now then." Minagawa said slowly, writing a sentence on the whiteboard in English, "Who would like to come up to the board and translate this?"

Sora and Hinode's hands shot into the air.

"We wont let this happen!" Sora thought fiercely.

"We'll protect you, Kan-chan!" Hinode mused, blazing with fighting spirit.

"Mmm…howabout…you?" Minagawa asked, pointing directly at Kankuro, "You! In the back."

Kankuro shrank down in his seat.

Sora and Hinode slumped forward.

"We FAAAAAAAAILED!" They bawled internally.

Kankuro looked around the Naru-tachi, for a means of escape, but it was no use.

Temari gave him a look that clearly said, "Sorry, bro."

Hinata looked at him with a face lined with sympathy and-was that a Naruto plushie in her hands?

Sasuke nodded at him in a way that clearly said, "Deal with it, dude."

Sakura looked at him sorrowfully, feigned sorrow so that Sasuke would think she was sensitive, but sorrow none the less.

Shino looked at him in a way that said, "Just get it over with."

Gaara was completely engrossed by that paint splatter on his hand.

Naruto gave him and encouraging look.

Sora and Hinode gave a look that said, "We TRI-IED! We're SO SORRY, Kankuro-kun!"

Akane glanced up from cleaning her gun and smirked at him wickedly.

He began his death march to the front of the room, feeling sympathetic gazes fall on him as he passed.

In back of the room, Akane had what was close to a true smile dancing on her lips, as she watched his misery.

Kankuro made it to the front of the room and gazed up at the sentence.

He didn't have the first clue about what it said.

In the realm he came from, all was Japanese.

Sure there was dubbing (but he didn't know that! And besides, he's from the non-dubbed, Japanese Naruto!)

Kankuro was sunk in a big way.

"Something wrong?" Minagawa asked mildly, a weird smile on his face.

"Nuh-nothin'!" Kankuro managed to squeak out.

"Oh, I see." Minagawa nodded, "You're one of those types who think they're above doing homework, aren't you?"

"What?" Kankuro asked.

"In that case…DOUBLE HOMEWORK FOR YOU!" Minagawa roared.

Kankuro's contorted with horror.

"BACK TO YOUR SEAT, YOU MINDLESS PEON!" Minagawa shouted.

"HEEP!" Kankuro squeaked, skittering back to his desk.

The entire class period, whenever Minagawa asked a question, can ya guess who he called on first?

THAT'S RIGHT!

Kankuro!

And everytime he got it wrong, his homework load was doubled.

Until…FINALLY-

-BNNGBONGBNNGBONNNG…BNNGBONGBNNGBONNNG-

"Oh…my GOD!" Kankuro wailed, "SOOOOOOO MUCH HOMEWORK!"

"Sorry." Sora sniffled, "We wanted to warn you but-"

-ch-klk-

Akane cocked her gun and looked down the barrel, aiming at a poor, guiltless seagull flying just outside the window.

"Well…you know." She whimpered.

"Yeah." Hinode sobbed, "Minagawa has this nasty habit of targeting students beforehand and picking on them the rest of the period."

"Wow." Temari whistled, "What and evil asshole!"

"Yuh-huh." Akane nodded, spinning the handgun around her index finger imposingly before slipping it into her bag.

"Well come on." Naruto sighed, "Fourth period, right?"

"Your catching on!" Sora grinned.

(A/N: Oh COME ON! Whaddidja think he was gonna be? A pedophile? Another MJ? I already used that angle in HELLOOOO GRANDPA! Anyhoo,Fourth Period: Science. This should be...uh...interesting to say the least. R&R!)