(A/N: Hey all! Without further Adieu, here's the next chapter!)

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"Aww, c'mon Akane, please?"

"No."

"Just this one proble-?"

"No."

"But whyyeeee?"

Sora and Hinode were in the midst of begging Akane to help them with their Mt. Everst sized pile of homework (without any success, by the way)

"I don't remember ever agreein' t' help these Animanga Freaks with their homework." Akane snorted, pencil flying over her second to last assignment, "I believe it was you two who made that lil arrangement."

(A/N: HA! And I betcha'd thought she'd be th' dumb one of the three! Nuh-UHHHH! Not with Suo around! Since he's the President of his own gaming company, he couldn't stand the shame if his siblings were anything less than brilliant! He goes so far as to waking them up in the middle of the night at random to quiz them! Talk about brutal! He's worse than Tatsumi!)

"But Ah-Kah-Neeeeh!" Sora whined, looking at the Naru-tachi's mountain her own small foothill of papers, "We're dyin' here!"

"And that effects meee…how?" Akane asked boredly, moving on to the last assignment.

"Puh-leeeese?" Hinode begged, "Just a few sheets?"

"No." Akane said bluntly, "Do your own work."

She got to her feet, shuffling the assignments in her arms so they were nice, neat, and organized by class and prepared to walk away when…

-GWMP-

-GWMP-

-THWUD-

-FLUHOOOSSSHHHH-

Hinode and Sora glommed onto Akane's ankles, causing her to lose balance and face plant, scattering all of her neatly organized homework everywhere.

"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE AKANE-CHAN!" Sora sobbed.

"WE'RE BEGGING YOU!" Hinode wailed.

"Let-GO-OF-ME!" Akane screamed, twisting violently in the their grip, breaking free.

Kankuro was still on his first sheet and stuck on the first problem; he'd be their all night without help and he knew it.

Naruto was NEVER any good with written work; there was no way he would get all this done by tomorrow without assistance.

Even with his Shadow Clones (who were all at the same intelligence level as him) it wasn't going any faster.

Kiba was on his third sheet, but the going was slow.

Akamaru had only been able to steal so many answers before Akane had gotten wind (she THOUGHT it was weird for Dog Boy to keep him on his head) and had threatened both Kiba and the poor pup at gun-point to stop or face the consequences.

They chose to stop.

They all tossed each other looks and nodded.

They were on Akane in a matter of seconds.

Naruto grabbed hold of her legs.

Kankuro, her arms.

Kiba had the unfortunate luck of having to restrain her head.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Akane screamed writhing and twisting, attempting to bite, scratch and kick her captors, "LET-ME-GO! PUT-ME-DOWN!"

"They will." Shino murmured.

"As soon as you help us with our homework." Gaara muttered.

"NO-FUCKIN'-WAY-YOU-'TARDS!" Akane shrieked, almost freeing her head, but Kiba recovering his grip.

"Please, Kakyoin-san?" Hinata asked timidly.

"You can't reach your...'Guns'...did you call them?" Temari asked, "And our boys won't release you till you do."

Akane narrowed her eyes.

She stopped struggling.

"You're right…I CAN'T reach my guns, but you shouldn't assume that those are my only weapons." Akane growled.

She took a deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breath…

And began to scream.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!" Akane shrieked, "RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!"

From the four corners of the estate, Mannen, Kazuo, Takaomi and Suo appeared as if by magic, looming over the three boys who were currently clinching their younger sister in a rather compromising position.

"Put…her down...now." Takaomi growled, cracking his knuckles.

Simultaneously, they released their grip and Akane toppled to the floor.

"They said "put" her down!" Sora cried.

"Not DROP her!" Hinode moaned.

Akane had rolled from her spot on the floor behind all 6' of Suo (she's 5'2") and was currently smirking wickedly at the Naru-tachi.

"Sooo…" Suo smirked, eyes rather cold an distant, "What possessed you…to attempt raping MY sister…in MY house?"

"N-NO!"

Sora and Hinode rushed to their defense.

"They just wanted help with-!"

"-their homework but Akane-!"

"-wouldn't help them! She said-!"

"-since we agreed to help them earlier-!"

"-that it was OUR problem not hers, so-!"

"-they grabbed her so she couldn't grab her guns and-!"

"OKAY! OKAY! STOP!" Mannen cried.

"We get it already, yeesh!" Kazuo snorted.

"Akane has a point tho'." Takaomi shrugged, "Ya did say that you'd help'm."

"But…but…" Sora and Hinode stammered.

"Akane, would it reeeeeeally be so bad to help them?" Suo asked her.

"The only thing I'm EVER going t' help THOSE Animanga Freaks with is gettin' the HELL out of my life." Akane snapped.

"You're still pissed about what happened in the library arentcha?" Mannen grinned.

"DAMN STRAIGHT I AM!" Akane fumed.

"It was over eightyears ago." Kazuo snickered, "Let it go."

"I ALMOST DIED YA SHIT-FACED COCK-MASTER!" Akane shrieked, "FUCK NO AM I LETTIN' IT GO!"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME, BITCH?" Suo shouted.

"Umm…our homework?" Temari ventured.

"Quick! Sasuke! Use your Sharingan while she's fighting! Quick-Quick-Quick!" Sakura whispered desperately.

Sasuke swiftly collected the papers and activated the Sharingan, flipping through them and taking each answer to heart.

Speedily writing them down he handed his paper to Hinata, who, when she finished, passed it to Naruto and so on and so forth until everyone finished their homework in a matter of minutes.

Kankuro had to fight doing a happy dance at seeing all of his homework, stacked neatly in towers, completely done.

But with the half-siblings, the fight raged on, showing no signs of stopping.

It had quickly escalated from simple yelling contest to a WWE wrestling match, complete with breaking chairs and other furniture over each other, and while there were no rope for jumps and spring launched assaults, the sofas, tables, and cabinetry they weren't currently trying to smash over each other's heads was a good substitute.

"BLAAAH-BLAAH-BLAAAH-BLAAH-BLAH!" Kazuo yelled, breaking an expensive looking vase over Mannen's skull.

"SHUT UP, DICKWAD! LIKE ANYONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK?" Mannen bellowed, smashing a painting down over Suo's head.

"WHY DON'T YA ALL SHUT UP, SHIT FER BRAINS?" Suo screamed, breaking a chair on Takaomi's back..

"I'VE HEARD BETTER COMEBACKS FROM A TURKEY SANDWICH!" Takaomi shouted, getting Akane in a Strangle Hold.

"YOU CALL YERSELVES MEN? GROW SOME BALLS, YA WUSSIES!" Akane roared, breaking free of the Strangle Hold, dashing on top of the stair railing and performing a Pile Driver into Kazuo's groin.

"I wonder what's on T.V." Sora wondered.

"Tee…vee?" Kiba asked.

"Come on!" Hinode smiled, leading the Naru-tachi away from the brawling siblings, leading them back into the room where the madness had all begun.

Gaara remembered this room well.

It had made fools of many.

His brother and sister among them.

He did not like this room.

Shino also remembered this room.

His poor kikai insects had almost been crushed because of how fast he'd been going.

He, too, didn't like this room.

Sora located the remote and flicked on the tube, causing half of the chuunin (and the one genin) to jump back in surprise.

"Let's see if we can't find something to watch." Hinode said distractedly, being sucked in by the hypnotic spell of the T.V. (Teeeee-Veeeeeee...goooooooood...)

(A/N: The Naru-tachi watches T.V.! R&R!)