(A/N: Hey all! I know you all heard about the glitch, so I need not explain myself! So here's the next chappie!)

-klk-

"Nope."

-klk-

"Nuh-uh."

-klk-

"Definitely not."

-klk-

"Boring."

Sora and Hinode flipped through the channels with dull looks on their faces.

The Naru-tachi, however, had looks of wonder on their faces that closely resembled something you might find on a five year old.

They were completely enthralled by the boob tube.

After all, like many of the things in the REAL world, this was another thing they had never seen before.

"I can't understand half of what these people are saying." Sora grumbled.

"That's cuz Suo pays extra so they get a lot of American and Foreign channels." Hinode sighed, flipping the channel again.

What she turned to filled herself and Sora with horror.

"I love you! You love me-!"

"GAH!"

"CHANGEITCHANGEITCHANGEIT! QUICK!"

The two fumbled wildly with the remote, desperate to be rid of the purple embodiment of all things evil.

-klk-

"Cuhstuhd!"

"AAAAUGH!"

The two had flipped to Barney's British Bitch's, the Teletubbies.

The Naru-tachi were puzzled.

They didn't understand the full extent of these sick, twisted, costume-sporting creatures evil!

"What's the big deal?" Naruto wondered as he watched to the two scrabble frantically to change the channel.

"They were kinda cute." Sakura mused (only someone on ITACHI'S level of evil would think that!…or maybe someone who's brain stopped developing during PRESCHOOL! I know Sakura's smart, but to think that those evil inarnates are CUTE?)

Gaara really didn't care about the program.

He just wanted to know whether or not he was going to get to watch an entire show without those two flipping the channel.

It was really getting annoying.

Sora managed to hit the Channel Up button.

Sore wa ai ja nai...
Ai wa sore ja nai...
Ai shite iru kedo ai sarete wa inai ...

"Ooo!" The Otaku Twins squealed, "EXCEL SAGA! SPLEEE!"

Sasuke was bewildered.

"Why are they so happy?" he wondered, "And why are those two singing in the street of all places?"

Kesshite ai ja nai...
Ketsu wa ai ja nai...
Ai saretai keredo motometari wa shinai...

"That girl…is coughing…up blood." Hinata thought, eyes wide.

"Huh?" Temari was confused, "How the hell did those singing girls end up in the men's bath house?"

Kono mi sasagete inochi nagedashi Wakime mo furazu Tada hitasura ni
Damashite sukashite yoko-hairi Tanin wo fumitaoshi keri wo kamashite

"She did NOT just try to eat that dog!" Kiba thought angrily to himself.

Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite!
Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite
Tonzura koite!

"Run, little guy! Run! Run! Run!" Kiba screamed in his mind.

Banana no kawa de koronde mo
Sore wa subete ano kata no tame...

"Ooookayee…" Sakura said, watching as Excel began slipping on banana peels Hyatt had left strewn about.

"Come on! You can do it!" Kankuro thought, cheering on Pedro in his obvious attempts to flee the The Great Will of the Macrocosm.

Shiite iu nara sore wa kitto
Ai to iu na no chuuseishin...

"This is pure foolishness." Shino muttered.

"Utterly mad." Gaara sighed.

Mannen entered the room, followed closely by Akane, Takaomi, Suo and Kazuo.

They were all a little bloodied and bruised, but otherwise fine.

They had left the mess in the entryway for their maids to deal with.

Akane had a lit lung dart in her mouth, a Kirin in her hand and looked calmer than any of the Naru-tachi had ever seen her.

Takaomi had a Bloody Mary in his left hand and a cigar in his right (can ya TELL who she emulates?)

The five siblings flopped on sofa and floor as if nothing had ever happened.

"Ugh…not this mind numbing shit." Akane growled, "Change the channel."

"Whaaaaaaaat?" Sora cried, "But it's funny!"

"It's stupid." Akane snorted.

"We like it!" Hinode retorted.

"Who's house is this again?" Akane asked.

"Not yours." Suo said mildly.

"Could just change the channel?" Kiba muttered, "It'll get her to shut u-"

-KLONG-

A nearby candlestick was lobbed at the Dog Master's head.

"No one asked for your opinion." Akane snarled.

Kiba gripped his head and rocked back and forth in pain.

"INUZUKA-KUN!" Hinode cried.

"ARE YOU OKAY?" Sora shrieked.

"Hmmm…let me think...heavy blunt object just hurled at my skull." Kiba hissed, "'m gonna hafta say, uh, NOOO!"

In the confusion, Sasuke observed Kazuo grabbing the remote off the floor and changing the channel.

"Huh?" Sora blinked.

"Hey!" Hinode cried.

"Ohh, leave it on this channel. I wanna see this." Suo ordered imperiously, putting his feet on the table.

The first thing that Gaara saw was the blood.

"OH GUH!" Sakura shrieked.

Temari didn't even flinch.

Hinata came close to fainting when she saw the person lying on the table insides now on the outside.

"What is it with you and medical documentaries?" Mannen demanded, turning chalk-whiteasthe surgeon removed a pulsing, purple tumor from the patient's innards.

"I find them fascinating." Suo said bluntly.

"Well I'm gonna need a couple more of these then." Akane said, glancing down at her beer.

Suo shot her a withering look.

"Okay, okay!" he snorted, "We'll watch something else."

The channel was changed.

"No fishing shows." Akane grunted, kicking Kazuo lightly in the back of the head.

"Why not?" he growled.

"They're boring." Mannen snorted.

"Only for you twerps." Kazuo grunted.

"Just change the channel before we all go into a coma." Takaomi smirked.

"Alright, alright." Kazuo said, voice laced with annoyance as he flipped the channel again.

The now male Naruto promptly got a huge nose bleed.

Shino blinked in surprise.

Kankuro almost fainted from blood loss.

Sasuke's mouth opened and closed as it emitted strange sounds.

Kiba's eyes had become round discs and a river of drool rand down his chin.

"Not the Spice Channel." Akane sighed, hands clamped over Hinode and Sora's eyes.

"Yeah, we want to retain whatever innocence those two have left." Suo groaned.

(A/N: Sora & Hinode - Those Two)

Kazuo settled for a show that almost everyone could enjoy: one that depicted stupid people doing moronic things and getting seriously injured in the process.

I mean, ya gotsta love stupid people.

It's fun to watch them trip!

"I don't want to watch this, Kazu. It's so stupid…" Suo said, making a face after some guy face-planted into the ground.

However he wasn't heard over the hysterical laughter that echoed throughout his house.

Oh well.

At least hetried to voice his opinion.

"Ohh! That guy totally got nailed in the balls! Did you see that?" Kankuro cried, sounding giddy.

"Whadda loser!" Naruto howled.

"I've met rock formations smarter than that!" Kiba snickered.

"Takaomi, get your legs offa me." Akane grunted.

Shino and Gaara looked over from where they were obscurely sitting, and noticed how the flame head had sprawled himself over the sofa and had his lanky legs on Akane's lap.

"Leave it. I'm comfortable." He grunted

"Dumbass, your feet smell like shit. Get offa me!" Akane growled.

Takaomi was silent for a few seconds

Then, slowly, he removed his feet…only to try to worm his way beneath Akane's thighs.

"YOU IDIOT!" Akane shrieked.

The Kazekage and Bug Master couldn't help but snicker silently at this older man's expense when Akane slammed a fist right into his abdomen.

There was a loud thump and a moan of pain as Takaomi rolled off the sofa gripping his stomach.

This drew the rest of the Naru-tachi's attention away from the show.

"Ow…why'd you hit me so hard?" Takaomi growled

"Where the hell do you think you're putting your feet, smartass?" Akane snarled, face red.

"But my feet are cold." Takaomi whined.

"So put on some socks, numbnuts!" Akane said exasperatedly.

"Okay, this T.V. watching thing is obviously not workin'." Mannen sighed, getting to his feet, "So howabout a game instead? I know Monkey will enjoy this."

"Don't call me that!" Akane said sharply, face reddening.

"HA HA HA!" Kiba and Naruto laughed at the former gang leader's expense,"Monkey? A-HA HA HA!"

"Shut up!" Akane snarled, heaving a lamp at them.

The easily dodged and kept right on laughing.

"Monkey! Monkey!" Kiba sang.

"Ook! Ook! Ook!" Naruto hooted.

"Be QUIET!" Akane shrieked, getting up to chase them only to be pulled down intoTakaomi's lap, restrained by an arm around the chest and ribcage.

Suo clamped a hand down over the foolish pair's mouths.

"Unless you wish a relatively long and torturous death...I suggest you stop." he smiled (rather creepily I might add)

"Now back to what I was saying." Mannen said, "How about a game instead of T.V.?"

"What game is that?" Temari asked.

"Never have I ever." Mannen smirked.

Akane grinned from her confined position.

"You're right, bro." she smiled, "I do like that game."

(A/N: Drinking Game Next! R&R!)