(A/N: Hey all! Shinigami Goumon here! The long awaited, drinking game chappie is now up! Hope ya like it!)
Kazuo brought out large bottles of tequila, rum, bourbon, Irish Whiskey and other hard liquors.
"Whadd're you doin', Kazu?" Mannen asked, eyebrow raised.
"Whaddya mean?" Kazuo responded, setting down the bottles of hard alcohol.
"We aren't playing with just us." Suo snickered, "If we use that, the young'uns will be out of the game faster than you can say, "'nuther shot, bartender!""
"Get the light sake' out!" Akane drawled, taking a drag on her Mild Seven, "I don't want'm t' pass out after th' first two shots! No, no! I wanna drag this game out!"
"Hey!" Naruto grumped as Kazuo left to get the light stuff out of the liquor cabinet, "Who says we can't handle the hard stuff?"
"Says us." Takaomi sneered, still restraining Akane in his lap, "We're all graduates of the Arthur Guinness School of Drinking!"
"We know allll the telltale signs of liquor virgins." Suo snickered.
"What the hell is that supposda m-mmphh!" Naruto's comment was cut off by Gaara's hand clamping over his mouth.
"Don't dig a hole you can't climb out of…fool." Shino grunted.
"Don't make the rest of look bad...idiot" Gaara growled tersely.
"THEY'RE SOOO HOT!" Sora and Hinode squealed.
"Little late for that." Sasuke sighed.
"That's for sure." Kankuro grumbled.
"Morons...all of ya." Akane muttered, exhaling a cloud of smoke.
Kazuo finally returned with the Wings of Fortune Kanbara sake' as well as sixteen sake' glasses (and shot glasses for later)
"Alright." Takaomi said as the glasses were filled, "How the game goes is this, the first person in the circle declares, "Never have I ever-" followed by something they've never done."
"If someone, or several members of the circle have done that thing, they drink their sake' and we refill their glasses." Kazuo smirked, "If no one has done that thing, the person who's "It" has to down their sake'."
"Simple right?" Suo smiled, "That's all there is to it really. Now since it was Mannen's idea, we'll start with him and go clockwise from there."
"'kay." Kiba nodded, sounds fair enough.
"Never have I ever…kissed a man!" Mannen grinned.
He knew, as a fellow otaku, that Sasuke and Naruto would have no choice but to swill their sake'.
Naruto and Sasuke shot each other murderous looks as they downed their sake'.
The whole group busted up laughing, not even noticing that Akane and Temari downed her sake' as well.
"Alright." Mannen said after a few minutes and after refilling the emptied glasses, "Your turn Temari."
"Never have I ever…been bitch slapped." Temari smirked, looking directly at Naruto.
"I hate you." Naruto muttered, slugging down his second sake' while Hinata downed her first.
"Your turn, Kiba." Temari smiled while more sake was poured.
"Never have I ever…pulled a weapon on a small animal." Kiba grinned, looking at Akane, who glared over at him.
"Shaddap, Freak." She snarled, slugging down her shot in the space it takes to blink.
Kankuro, Gaara and Temari also took shots (gee, I wonder why?)
"Your turn, Kankuro." Kiba smiled.
"Never have I ever…snuck into someone else's home to steal their personal belongings!" Kankuro smirked triumphantly as Sakura took her first shot of sake and Hinata took her second.
"Your turn, Shino!" Kankuro grinned as more sake' was poured.
"Never have I ever…had every single girl I meet decide to form a fan club about me and then stalk me." Shino muttered, smirking broadly behind his collar.
Sasuke took another hit of sake and glared at him.
"Suo…your turn." Shino muttered.
"Never have I ever…set off explosives inside my home!" Suo grinned.
"I hate you, Suo." Akane grumble, slugging down more sake'.
"I love you too, Monkey!" Suo grinned.
"SHUT UP!" Akane screamed, slamming down her glass.
Takaomi restrained her again.
"Your turn, Naruto!" Suo smiled.
"Never have I ever…spent over an hour in front of a mirror getting ready in the morning!" Naruto grinned.
Sasuke downed his third shot.
Temari did as well.
Sakura growled under her breath as she swilled her second.
Kankuro just grumbled a little as he downed his second (with all that make up, it's no surprise)
Kiba blushed in embarrassment as he downed his first.
Sora looked at her knees as she swallowed her first shot.
Hinode refused to look at anything but a dust bunny in the corner as she sluiced her first.
"Your turn, Kazuo!" Naruto grinned.
"Good one, Uzumaki-kun!" Kazuo grinned, "Okay, then! Never have I ever…thought I wasn't loved when it was obvious that I was!"
Nobody took a shot until Temari and Kankuro nudged Gaara.
"That means you." Kankuro grunted.
"Swallow your pride, and your sake', like a man." Temari smiled.
Coloring slight and muttering something that sounded a lot like ,"Damn you" he downed his second shot.
"Your turn, Hinata!" Kazuo smiled.
"Uh-um o-o-okay." Hinata stuttered, "N-never have I e-ever…uh…um…err…hit a girl."
Akane mumbled something that sounded a lot like, "I'm gonna get you for this" and took her shot with Temari, Sakura, Gaara, Kankuro, Kazuo, Suo, Takaomi and Mannen.
"Y-your turn, Kazekage-sama." Hinata stammered.
"Never have I ever…been obsessed with ramen." Gaara sneered.
"HEY!" Naruto cried, "That's not fair!"
"Yes it is, ya whiner." Sora snickered.
"Take yer shot, Sir Whines-A lot!" Hinode grinned.
Naruto grumbled to himself, taking his third shot.
"Go." Gaara grunted at Akane.
From her confined position in Takaomi's arms and in his lap she glared around the group.
She needed something good.
It hit her.
"Never have I ever…been a ninja." Akane snickered.
"WHAT!" The Naru-tachi shrieked.
"You heard me!" Akane cackled, "Drink up, Freaks!"
"I don't buh-lieeeve this." Sakura moaned, downing her fourth.
After the shots had been downed by all but the seven, Akane looked like a very happy camper.
The Naru-tachi was on the edge of drunkenness,
"Your turn, Uchiha-freak." She smirked.
"Never have I ever…had my dog lick my mouth clean cuz I didn't have time ta brush my teeth." Sasuke smirked.
"Damn it. That only happened once!" Kiba shouted in frustration.
"That doesn't stop it from being gross." Hinode said, scrunching up her nose.
"Drink up, Inuzuka." Sora grinned.
"Your turn, Hinode." Sasuke grinned after Kiba finished his shot.
"Never have I ever…been in love with a sand wielder!" Hinode smiled.
"D-damn it!" Sora stammered, slugging down her shot.
"There's a girl." Temari grinned, alcohol beginning to make it's way through her system.
"Your turn, Sakura." Hinode smirked.
"Never have I ever…been completely oblivious when somebody liked me." Sakura grinned.
Mannen, Suo, Kazuo and Takaomi downed their second shots of sake', looking embarrassed.
When Naruto didn't drink, Shino kicked him.
"That…was directed at you." he muttered.
"What? Really?" Naruto gaped.
"It was directed at you and Sand–weirdo, too…dumbass." Akane snickered.
"Huh?" the pair blinked.
"Drink up." Sakura grinned.
Naruto, Gaara and Shino downed their sake', all wondering who in the world it was that liked them (dumbasses)
"Your turn, Sora." Sakura smiled as the sake was refilled.
"Never have I ever…loved a bug user!" Sora grinned.
"I hate you!" Hinode shrieked, downing her sake'.
"Now that wasn't so hard, now was it?" Akane sneered.
"Shut it." Hinode snapped.
"Takaomi, your turn!" Sora smiled.
"Never have I ever…hated anime and manga!" Takaomi snickered.
"Expect a big surprise in your bed tomorrow morning." Akane spat, downing her sake' with a vindictive smirk, "I'll give you a hint as to what is too! It's in my stomach and it's not hog parts!" (hog-motorcycle)
Takaomi shuddered.
"Mannen? You're up again bro."
The game continued on in this fashion until everyone was stupid drunk.
It took awhile, but Akane and her brothers soon joined the ranks as well.
Hinata and Suo, as it turned out, were very angry drunks; easily offended and challenged everything she looked at to a fight, so there was a LOT of property damage.
Eventually, the two got into a fight with one another.
The end result wasn't pretty.
Sakura and Takaomi were sad drunks.
Sakura grabbed hold of a lamp, proclaiming, hysterically sobbing, her undying love for it, but telling it not to tell anyone as she loved Sasuke and she didn't want him to hate her.
Takaomi fell all over a chair sobbing, "Mitshuki! Mitshuki! I'm so sowwy Mitshuki! Pweesh take me back! I din'n cheat on ya! Honesht!"
Gaara and Sora were little kid drunks; becoming a hyper, jumpy, little kid while intoxicated, they found even the most trivial things, like peanuts, humorous to the point of collapsing to the floor in a fit of laughter.
Shino and Kazuo were touchy-feely drunks; the type of drunk where you make out with a throw pillow and a plant, then tell them you'll call them later.
Sasuke and Temari were loud drunks; screaming at the top of his lungs any song lyrics, animal noises or obscenities they knew rambunctiously.
Kiba and Kankuro were professor drunks; regardless of how bright they was sober, they were now spouting out an endless fountain of advice and knowledge.
Naruto and Hinode were hyper drunks; the alcohol having a rare, reverse effect on them, they became so frenzied they were, quite literally, running on the ceilings.
Akane was a fun drunk; the life of the party! The one who says, "Hey I have an idea! Let's play strip checkers!"
She was quick, witty and humorous while intoxicated; everyone's favorite kind of drunk!
Far more pleasant to be around.
Too bad no one would remember it.
"Ohhh…ulgh…my head..." Naruto moaned, head throbbing, stomach churning.
Hinata wondered vaguely why her mouth tasted like blood…and why she had someone's boxers on her head (ewww!)
Gaara couldn't move.
He knew if he moved, he would puke.
Sasuke was close to death, a bottle of Kirin in his hand.
Kiba, for once, couldn't have cared less where Akamaru was (he was hiding up in Kiba's temporary room)
Kankuro wondered if he had gone blind overnight (it's called you have a lampshade over you head, stupid!)
Akane and her brothers, had woken up and hour before and were already hogging the bathrooms so the sounds of retching echoed throughout the estate.
(A/N: Fast Forwarding- One week later! R&R!)