Bad fic - purposely written badly or in an odd style for the purpose of humor. The story of a man, a dwarf, and their love together. Warnings: lotr bad translation quotes, 1978 Lord of the Rings references, and engrish. We do not own these characters.

Nobody entirely knows what happened during the time period between Frodo being captured by the orcs and rescued by Sam. Here's my take on what happened.

A parody of The Ugly Duckling. OR What Sauron Was Doing Right Before Gollum Arrived at Barad Dur.

What if there was another person at the battle of Helm's deep and onward? How would it affect everything? Please read and review.

Everything is on the line right here, right now. The world holds it breath, and a kingdom waits for its fate. The duel will decide all!

Regular Girl, boinks herself on the head a couple times, then BANG, she’s in ME with our favorite orcs. Just in time, our favorite princeling comes in and kills them all and saves the girl. After they get talking, they both loathe each other more than the

Who knew what terrors a failing Elf cook could cause. When those terrors strike, the IFD is there to save the day. NOW COMPLETE!

Once upon a time when the world was young, there lived an elf and a ranger...

Teenaged, pregnant girl. Her brother. Her friend's child. Elves. Uh oh.

A hilarious parody in which Frodo must destroy an evil potato with the aid of his trusty plastic butterknife and magical undergarments, Arwen and Glorfindel fight over Frodo, Merry talks to apples, and more insanity!

It is set at the beginning of days leading up to the first wars of Mia. The story follows many characters and tribes ranging from the Moon tribe to the mighty sun tribe. Pailor has left his realm with his sister Bethol and journeyed to the mortal lands of

1-SHOT:On Aragorn's wedding day, his new consort receives visions of Aragorn and Eomer in bed together. What will happen when the King's Consort decides to seek Eomer out?SLASH

Eomer and his wife argue about his gift to his son. Fluffy little ONE-SHOT. Part 19 of the Elfwine Chronicles.

Title says it. From all the movies May add more if I get reviews. :)

The last thing Legolas saw was an ugly, shapeless, giant shadow… And then the darkness fell upon him and remained so...COMPLETE. :o)

At Helm’s Deep a young guard, Déor, hurries to his dieing father’s bedside. Further north in Rohan a girl sees a wounded rider coming toward her village. Amid this turmoil looms the question. What happened to Prince Imrahil’s daughters?

Sam will always follow Frodo because he can't leave him! How do you like my little poem?

Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.

I saw this weird and senseless dream a few nights ago.rnVery weird. It's some sort of a party and everyone, yes, everyone seems to talk about Isengard. Okay, almost everyone.

A quick, post-quest one shot in which Frodo reflects, has a premonition, and decides to leave the Shire for good.

With the arrival of a new neighbour, incredible things start happening to Adrianna. But how much of this double life can a girl take?

Aragorn admires himself and annoys, well... basically everyone. But he's so handsome! So far, Gimli is annoyed, Legolas is chagrined, and Sauron has vowed revenge!

A girl discovers that the Lord of the Rings stories are made from actual events that happened thousands of years ago, and that she is a legendary Pastwalker. Chapter 3 in progress! And I suck at writing summaries! The fic's much better, I promise.

An Easterling laments his people's decision to go on the warpath. Slight AU.

A collection of poems about the beloved characters of LOTR. So far, Smeagol, Frodo, Merry, Sam, Aragorn, Frodo 2, Éowyn 1 & 2, and Orc are posted. Most recent chapter: Éowyn 2 and a horrible Orc haiku. Next is Elrond!