Sasuke Has a Fever!
Still not owning…
Chappy 3!
"Hey, what are you doing here?" Was the reaction of Naruto. Sakura just stood there, jaw dropped and eyes wide. I mean, why was this dog guy in her precious Sasuke-kun's apartment?
And what was worse… He was the bozo who treated Sasuke with such a lack of responsibility? Her shock slowly (but surely) grew into homicidal (at least it seemed at the moment) anger as her hands raised toward the direction of Kiba's neck (okay, so she was going to kill him).
"It was a mission!" Kiba's voice began to rise in pitch because Naruto had warned him about Sakura's rage. Hey, he remembered Sakura at the academy and he remembered it when Sakura nearly beat the soul out of Naruto when he accidentally kissed Sasuke (haha!).
"A mission?" Naruto loved hearing about missions, but he really was curious about what kind of mission would involve Inuzuka Kiba to (attempt to) take care of a sick Sasuke? Beginning to ignore a practical Super Saiyan Sakura, Naruto began to ask Kiba about the mission he was on. In fact… "What's the mission?"
Before Kiba could join Naruto in ignoring the Hulk (a.k.a. Haruno Sakura) and joining the conversation, there was a quite shaky knock on the door as if the person knocking had trembling hands. Naruto decided it was his chance to scare the crap out of this person too. So…
"WHO ENETERS MY DOMAIN?" Yelled Naruto with that pathetically evil, (attempted) low voice of his again. (scary! scary!)
As a response he heard a high pitched scream and thud. He slowly opened the door to see a somewhat red Hinata passed out in front of the door step and Shino with a "wtf" look on his face. It appeared as if he attempted to catch her, but like I said, it was only an attempt…
"Hinata?" Naruto said as he looked at the frightened young Hyuuga. At hearing the voice of her one and only true love, she sprang up, knock Shino off of his feet faster than you can say "Trump".
"N-N-N-Na-a-ruto-kun…" She started. "I- I did-didn't know you were…" Her voice trailed off as her face turned redder than the railing of the bridge mentioned in chappy one.
'She's weird…' was the shared thought of squad seven. (Yes, this made Sakura forget here anger issues.)
'She likes Naruto, obviously…' was the replaced thought of Sakura and Sasuke, but the starting thought for Kiba and Shino… then Akamaru (who I totally forgot about until now).
"Did you want to come in or something?" It wasn't meant to sound pushy or anything. It's just how Naruto's tone of voice makes things sound.
"We are here because we must tend to Uchiha Sasuke." Shino spoke up for the first time that whole day while dusting himself off from the fall he took as Hinata rushed up to speak to Naruto. "That is the mission." He just had to put in one of his little attachments he usually shoves down some poor guy's (i.e. Naruto) throat. Like "Those are the rules." or whatever else he has. Sigh… That Shino… That Shino…
Even though Shino's attachments were usually annoying (in my case, I luv them. It's just Naruto and some Shino-hating Naruto fans out there), this time they were helpful because they answered Naruto's question. The mission was helping Sasuke get better… But wait a minute- Squad eight can't help Sasuke get back to his annoyingly arrogant, snobbish, wanting-to-become-way-better-than-that-dropout-loser-Naruto self! That's something squad seven should do! I mean… come on people! Sasuke is a member of the team after all. Why would Tsunade let a guy who eats Kibbles and Bits for breakfast as a replacement for cereal, a just plain weird girl, and some guy who was started petitions over Raid products on the internet take care of squad seven's Uchiha Sasuke? There's just no way! And this slowly came to Naruto's mind as he let Kiba's teammates inside the Uchiha's apartment.
"Hey! Wait a second! Why can't team 7 take care of Sasuke?" Even though Naruto didn't really care that much about Sasuke or his wellbeing, he was a little offended that Tsunade picked over Sakura and he like they were a couple of rotten apples. After all, he was going to become the Hokage!
"sigh. It's not just for Team 8…" Shikamaru, Chouji, and Ino let themselves in when Naruto had the door left wide open to complain about being picked over.
"arf!" Akamaru barked, which meant in English "It's for Squad 7, 8, and 10!"
"Right on Akamaru!" Kiba always found some way to agree with his dog…
"Oh? It's Forehead girl, isn't it?" Ino was just trying to find some way to put the spotlight on her, so why not do it by starting a fight with Sakura?
"I didn't see you there, Ino-pig."
"Move out of the way, I'm looking for my Sasuke-kun!" She pushed Sakura out of the way dramatically. There he was still doing the same thing he was doing in chappy 2. He suddenly sensed a sense of dread in his head when he heard is name being called with the extension of "kun" on it. He decided to just pretend he was asleep still so no one can bother him. But to be frank, Ino could actually see him and she could actually walk right by Sakura. She just pretended Sakura's forehead was too big to see around or walk around.
"Hey, it's not like it's that big!" Sakura was already getting the idea. Besides, she already knew it was big…
Ino (still in a phony dramatic fashion) made her way to the feverish Sasuke. He cringed as she hugged him in his "sleep". This was already enough. He had to "wake" up.
"Go away, Ino!" he snapped. "What are all of you doing in my apartment anyway!" He threatened to get up and murder them all, but another rush of dizziness overcame his body, making him sit down once more.
"Sasuke-kun?" Sakura and Ino said in a harmonious worry.
"I'm fine." Sasuke automatically said, obviously lying.
"Who cares anyway?" Naruto didn't.
"Shut up, idiot!" Ino called back at Naruto.
"YOU shut up!" Naruto argued.
"Why don't YOU shut up?" Naruto had started it with her now.
"Why can't you all just shut up and quit being so troublesome…" The word "troublesome" gave away the speaker that time.
"Let's all go out for some barbeque!" Chouji kindly suggested, being extraordinarily off topic.
"No!" Everyone's voices joined in with Naruto's being the loudest as usual.
"We have to stay with the mission… WHICH is troublesomely making sure Sasuke gets on the road to recovery." Shikamaru semi-kindly told his teammate/best buddy.
"Shikamaru's right!" said Ino, "Sasuke-kun can't be like this forever!"
Sakura was just about to agree (with Shikamaru, mind you. NEVER until the day she dies will she EVER, EVER agree with that stupid Ino pig!) when there was yet, ANOTHER knock on the door from yet ANOTHER visitor. Oh, WHO can it BE?
"I guess since I'm closest to the door…" Naruto said dramatically. (Boy, do these people love drama!) He began to walk in a dramatic fashion so maybe JUST MAYBE someone would open it for him. But guess what? No one did…
"Who is it?" Naruto said before opening the door. He loves doing that for a stupid reason I won't go into right now because… Whatever…
Anyway, no one replied to Naruto's question, so he just opened the door anyway. Mostly because he just wanted to get it over with. At the door, were three MORE genin who WERE NOT rookies. Hinata shuddered as she barely looked one of them in the eye.
"I heard Sasuke-kun was sick! Tsunade-sama has ordered us to help you all take care of him!" Sang the dorky, yet extremely youthful voice of no other than Rock Lee with Neji and Tenten simply standing behind him staring out into the sky. Actually the were staring at some crazy naked guy mooning all of Konoha on top of the apartment complex, but again much effort and detail will not be put forth to this topic because…. feh…
HOW WILL SASUKE MANAGE TO LIVE WITH 11 PEOPLE CARING FOR HIM! BWWWWAAG!
That's chappy 3 4ya. Keep updated for #4 (which will come VERY SOON!) unnecessary evil, maniacal laughter