Sasuke Has a Fever!

The Chappy of Five!

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MONKEY BUTT!

Naruto and Sakura quickly went home to get their PJs so Sasuke had a little time to himself. He used that time to watch a little television. He had nothing else to do, so why not? There wasn't much of anything worth watching, so he just watched some Jerry Springer rip off with women fighting over some guy with a face only a mother could love and unnecessary booby flashing just for a useless beaded necklace or T shirt. Sasuke personally thought these women were crazy for showing their private parts off like that for so little in return. If someone offered something much more than beads or a cheap T shirt like a chance to kill your traitor older brother or an ensured eternity of being stronger, wiser, and hotter than your rival or any other person threatening to take those things away from you Sasuke would have ran around the whole world naked 50 times. But then again, he'd loose his reputation. Getting back into subject, Sasuke soon regretted choosing this to watch while his annoying teammates were gone because he could have taken a couple of minutes to think of something else to do. He was so lazy!

Naruto was the first to come back with his PJs, toothbrush, and a lot of instant ramen in case he was hungry that night. Out of the two of them, Sasuke would have preferred it if it had been Sakura to come back first. She was less annoying than Naruto, but don't get me wrong, he still thought Sakura was very annoying. Everyone was annoying. Sakura was just more fun to talk to than anyone else alive that he knew.

About ten minutes later, Sakura finally arrived with her PJs, hair essentials, toothbrush, toothpaste, a book, and a change for the next day. You could hardly tell it was a change because it looked just the thing she wore that day… or every other day.

Sasuke directed the two to the extra rooms. It was really convenient because he had two leftover rooms and two people needed them. They were already furnished with a bed, a dresser, and television. There needn't be more because no one actually slept in the rooms. Naruto planned on choosing whichever room was biggest, but both of the rooms were more or less the same size. The master bedroom belonged to Sasuke. This disappointed Naruto so.

The two situated themselves in their rooms and began to get ready for their sleepover with Sasuke. In the meanwhile, Sasuke placed himself in his bathroom, digging around for medicine in the medicine cabinet. He wanted to get better fast so he wouldn't have to put up with these people for long. His search ended up a huge failure. He cursed an irrelevant to the situation Itachi for the lack of medical supplies. After that he brushed his teeth and went into his room to go to bed. (he had his pajamas on a while ago) He looked at his copy of the chart Sakura made so he could determine the team that would be coming after this one. Duh, squad 8! He moaned at the thought of that repulsive Inuzuka Kiba and his brainless dog Akamaru. He didn't know what to think about his teammates. They were just… weird. He got into his bed and turned off his lamp. He wanted to fall asleep before Naruto or Sakura could come to him for anything.

A couple of hours later, Sasuke had been far into his sleep. Naruto and Sakura hadn't come to him for anything. Sakura figured it would be rude to wake him up like that, so she forced Naruto to leave him alone too.

Something had been bothering Naruto for the longest time- ever since the other teams left. He refused to go to sleep because of this. He would just have to wait until Sakura wasn't paying him any attention. So as soon as he saw Sakura come into her room and turn the lights off, he darted into Sasuke's room and flipped the light switch on which immediately woke the Uchiha boy since he was a light sleeper.

"Naruto?" Sasuke said it with much annoyance in his voice, but a portion of the annoyance wasn't for Naruto. His dizziness had eased a lot since he'd fallen asleep, but as soon as his woke up, it came back like one of those obnoxious internet popup ads.

"I got something to tell you!" Naruto jumped up and down frantically. He continued it until some person from the lower floor hit his ceiling with a broom handle as an angry gesticulation to stop jumping.

The angry tenant amused Sasuke a little. He began to smirk at it while Naruto stomped with much force as a come back to the person below him. After five minutes or so, Sasuke told Naruto to stop to prevent the tenant from coming up to his apartment with more mess to be started. Once he concluded that Naruto wasn't listening to him, he decided to remind Naruto of why he came into his room.

"So what did you have to tell me?" Shortly after he asked the question, he yawned as an effect to being waken up abruptly the way he did.

The question made Naruto stop in his tracks. He looked up at the ceiling thoughtfully as if he was putting great effort in recalling the thing he had to say.

"OH!" Naruto shouted when the "lost" piece of information settled back into Naruto's brain. "The thing I have to tell you!" He began to do a dance similar to one's 'bathroom dance'.

"Yeah?" This was going nowhere really fast in Sasuke's point of view. He just prayed that he wasn't going to do anything really stupid like what he did when they were on a Rank B mission.

(short flashback)

They were fighting this huge Jounin ranked guy when, like that night, Naruto claimed he something really important to tell Sasuke. Thinking it was something really crucial, but not wanting to make it obvious that he was in worry, Sasuke simply said "What?". With that Naruto's crucial, urgent face began to fade and it was being replaced with a stupid grin on his face as he shouted to the top of his lungs, "MONKEY BUTT!".

After that, Sasuke could do nothing. Nothing but stand there. He didn't know what to do or how to think. Maybe 30 seconds later, he face began to look severely angry.

"DAMN YOU, NARUTO!" He shouted, his arms flailing around in the air in an angry fluster. Instead of attacking the enemy, like he should have been doing, he charged to Naruto as if he was in the Revolutionary War and beat the taste out of him as if he was Sakura.

(end of flashback)

"So…" Sasuke began to try going back to sleep since all Naruto was doing was moving around like a crazy person.

"Oh!" It once again came to Naruto's mind that he was trying to tell Sasuke something instead of giving him a show. "It's about that chart Sakura made." He began to whisper just in case Sakura should wake up and knock Naruto silly for bothering Sasuke.

"What about the chart Sakura made?" Sasuke also began to whisper, assuming what Naruto had to say was something really top secret or something else to that effect that should be kept on the D.L.

"You know… The Monday part of it… the part where it says team eight's scheduled for here starting at 12:00 am?"

"Well… yeah…" Sasuke really didn't get where this was going. He was just waiting for a "monkey butt" to pop in at any moment.

"Well we're here right now… and it's like… 12:30am…"

"So?" He was well into confusion by now.

"If it's 12:30, then 30 minutes ago, it was 12:00 on Monday. I'm saying Sakura made a mistake and team eight is supposed to be here right now."

Sasuke sat and thought about that for awhile. Naruto was right. Team eight was supposed to there. But what were they going to do about that? It be much on the rude side to come all the way to their houses to force the three to come over because of a simple mistake. But wouldn't the team see their chart and come back to tell Sakura she was wrong? But who cares? Sakura could just find out in the morning and straighten things out then. Sasuke was sleepy and well… he wanted to sleep. He was still feeling really sick, so this only increased his desire to turn off his lights, put his head on his puffy warm pillow, lie beneath his warm covers and fall asleep with peaceful dreams of defeating Itachi and putting the whole world under his monarchy.

"So?" Sasuke simply replied. "Sakura will fix things tomorrow. Go back to bed and don't dare show your face here for the rest of the night." He was getting mad now. Once all of his sleepy elements disappeared, his angry elements filled his brain. Well… at least Naruto wasn't going to say "monkey butt".

"Yeah, yeah… Whatever." Naruto folded his arms behind his head as he headed for the door. He was just about to step into the hall when he paused. "Hey, Sasuke?"

"What!" He practically whined.

"Monkey butt." Naruto left, smirking and chuckling as he turned the light of and closed the door)

"Dammit…" Sasuke pulled the covers over his head and closed his heavy eyelids.

It was 9:30am now. Naruto couldn't wait to return to his apartment. His bag was already packed and he was sitting by the door, watching each on every second go by on the clock. Sakura was waiting for Sasuke to need something so she could race to his assistance. Sasuke was just watching boring morning TV programming.

Naruto had already told Sakura about team eight's skipped shift. Sakura simply stated that they would stay over Thursday when it was team seven's turn. This relieved Sasuke a little because we wouldn't have to put up with team eight any that Monday.

Sasuke looked up at the clock. We now saw it was 9:35. That meant 2 hours and 35 more minutes until he had to face the hell otherwise known as Yamanaka Ino.

Yippee! That's it for chappy 5! HOW WILL SASUKE COPE WITH INO? FIND OUT WHEN CHAPPY SIX IS AVAILABLE.

Oh yeah, if you've noticed, there's been a change in genres. At first it was general/humor. Now it's romance/humor. I already thought of a few pairings. If you have ANY suggestions for couplesplease REVIEW! I'll except any kind whether it be straight ora bit of thesame gender. :)

I'M SUCH A WELL ROUNDED LIL GIRL! (chise hugs herself because she's so proud)