Welcome back! Thanks for reading, friend... For this chapter, all I can say is...
FOOD FIGHT!
Oh yeah.
Hylian Princess- Glad you liked it! Yep, our unfeathery friend JUST noticed that. Thanks for reading! Stick around and perhaps you'll even get to see... Well, I can't say it without giving the plot away! Thanks so much for reviewing!
Hoogiman- Good chapter? Ah, thank you for coming here!
Jhon 117- Well, glad to have you here! Yep, the assassin-from-the-rafters I agree is overused, but for a good reason- it gives us an excuse to let the character beat the wits out of someone deserving it. I love the You're-a-girl? line... Overused to the point of classical! Thanks for reading!
That evening, at dinner, all the Smashers sat down together. They were a motley assortment definitely, and exciting-
"Give-a that back-a!" Mario raced around the room in the pursuit of a green dinosaur, holding an egg that contained the plumber's beloved hat.
"Yoshi!" he chirped before running up into the air and into the stew.
Splash.
Princess Peach squealed as the stew splattered all over her. The parasol saved some of her from damage, but her dress was... Cooked.
'YOSHIIIIIII!" Yoshi cried, his rump and tail stuck firmly into the pot.
"I'm hungry!" Ness whined. Young Link nodded.
"I bet I'm HUNGRIER!"
"No, I am!"
"Pika!"
"I'm so hungry I could eat Kirby!" Ness declared, and grabbed the unfortunate (and peacefully munching on some bread) Kirby and attempted to stuff the pink creature in his mouth.
"Whaaaat?" Kirby wailed. He waved his stubby arms madly.
"No! Ness, stop that!" Zelda attempted to yank Kirby away, but tripped and landed on Jigglypuff and sent a plate of potatoes flying into Young Link's face.
"FOOD FIGHT!" He threw a meatball as hard as he could at Mario.
"Wha- I didn't-a do anything-a to you!"the plumber grabbed Fox's dinner plate and heaved the contents at the little boy, who reflected it onto Zelda, who was still lying on Jigglepuff.
Marth screamed a fierce battlecry but was abruptly cut off by Roy's own mashed potates flung from a makeshift catapult.
"Oh no!" Zelda cried. "This is most definitely crude behavoir- HEY!" The Hylian Princess looked miffed as fruit punch was added to her hairdo. "Whoever did that is going down!" There wasa flash of light, and Sheik began to throw bread rolls faster than the eye could follow.
"Help! HELP!" Peach screamed as she used her parasol to shield against the raging food.
Everyone jumped up at once to 'help.' As you can guess, chaos broke loose.
Luigi excused himself to go to the bathroom. Falcon ginned and snatched up the stew pot with Yoshi still in it and hurled it at a random food-hurling assailent.
Yes, just another typical day at the Smash Central, except for one thing...