A/N: I had this chapter up earlier but there were sooooo many mistakes so I had to repost. Sorry for the delay. Here's the chapter. I loved writing this chapter! Bentley and Dimiti are my all time favorites! Happy New Year! Ok I twisted some lines from Sly Three and Sly two in here if you can pick out the lines you'll get a cookie. If you can state the original line I'll give you an extra cookie. Good Luck! Disclaimer: I don't own any of these people. The idea's mine and Snow is mine, but Luke is Luke's.
My Heart Goes Out
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"Be smoove bro, Snow is a cool cat she'll find Raccoonus Dudeus! She is cool, you got me, bro?" Bentley stared at Dimiti. "Dimiti, not to be offensive or anything, but I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID!"
"Bentley, temper," Penelope said, "Plus Dimiti is right, Snow is good at her job, she'll find Sly in no time." "How 'bout a kiss for Mister Right," Dimiti said. Penelope sighed, "Whoa! Remember the rules? Rule one and rule two? Both stating to get over yourself."
"But that was before, I was Mister Right. Gimme a kiss. My lips are like warm bread form the oven, yum yum! GIMME SOME!" Penelope stared at the lizard and finally said, "I'm going to call Snow. You have fun being…you." Penelope took out her cell phone that had the Black Baron's logo all over it. While thumbing though her phone book trying to find Snow's number Bentley spoke, "I mean what does he see in her?" Penelope slowly put the phone down and walked over to him. She spoke in a harsh tone, "The same exact thing that I see in you." Then she swiftly picked up her phone and walked out of the room. "What have I done," muttered Bentley.
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Penelope was sitting in her room. Her room, more like her workshop, truth be told really. She just sat there, staring in to space, and replaying the scenario in her mind.
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"I mean what does he see in her?"
"The same thing I see in you."
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Penelope loved him, but sometimes he was so…so… thickskulled. Just then there was a knock at her door. "Come in," she said. Bentley rolled in and looked down at her sitting on the floor like a child. "Penelope, I'm sorry," Bentley said, "I don't understand love, see everything has always had a concept, a formula, a number. All I know about love is that I'm in it. It's just hard for me. Please tell me you understand." "I understand, because I feel the exact same way, but," Penelope paused, "you can't jump to conclusions about Sly, you'll end up hurting yourself. And Bentley I think he really loves her."
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"So how is your Spaghetti, Sly?" asked Carmelita. Sly had just finished his second plate of Spaghetti. "Well it was good. But do you remember arresting a guard from Venice that said he need's to get home?" asked Sly.
"Yes Sly I do, but why the interest in Octavio's goons?" Carmelita asked. "Well he had told me, 'Mama is makin' spaghetti tonight and I'm gonna eat three no…four plates full.' Then I said that he must really like her cooking. He said 'I want to be buried in her sauce.'" Carmelita giggled, wait Carmelita giggled? Yes she giggled something Sly had never here her do before. Sly smiled. Looking across the road Sly got an idea. "Oh Carmelita, you want to go on a walk, milady" Sly said while standing up and putting out is hand very Gentlemanly like. Carmelita nodded. And once again our lovely couple was off.
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Once again we find Snow trying to reach Bentley, with some news, about Sly. "PICK UP YOU…YOU… BLOODY GITS!" Snow yelled. This had caught the attention of Luke and many other passing citizens. Finally the line clicked, "Hello you've reached Sly, Bentley, Murray, Dimiti, Penelope, Guru, and The Panda King. We're sorry were not here. But if you leave a Greasy Sweet message…DIMITI! Will get back to you soon, bye." They had all entered their names with their voice plus Dimiti had left his little trade mark.
"Ok let's see if Penelope has her cell phone on," Snow was not going to give up. "Uh Snow," said Luke. Snow and Luke were sitting on a park bench. Luke had spotted Sly and Carmelita, well he could tell it was Carmelita and he thought it was Sly. "What Luke?" She asked. Luke pointed and Snow looked. There was Sly Cooper and Carmelita Fox holding hands, walking through the park, and most importantly acting civil toward each other. Snow dropped her cell phone. Good thing Luke caught it or it would have been history. Just then the line clicked. "Hello? Hello, Snow is that you," Snow fumbled with the phone and finally got it to her ear, "Yes Penelope its Snow, and I've got big news! I've found Sly! And Carmelita! They look so cute together," Then Penelope spoke, "I bet. Now do your JOB! I'll send Murray over to pick you all up! Bye!" "Ok. Thanks. Tell Bentley," "Alright I will." "See you soon Penelope," Snow said, "Alright Luke, put your Ice Cream down and let's kick some criminal butt!" Snow pulled out a shock pistol, "this should scare Sly good enough, Luke get yours out too."
"Snow you're so evil, I love it!" Luke gave his wife a kiss on the check, "Let's get going Snow," he pulled out his shock pistol and put his badge on, Interpol let Snow keep her's just in case she ever wanted to come back.
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"It's so beautiful here," Carmelita sighed. "Yeah sort of like you," Sly took Carmelita by the hand, "Carmelita…I…" "Yes, Sly." "STOP! THIEF! IT'S SLY COOPER! LET'S GET HIM!"
"Carmelita c'mon!" Sly yelled. "No Sly. It's my old boss Luke Farway. I'll explain!" "Can I at least hide?" asked Sly. "NO!" yelled Carmelita, "Just stay put. No one hurts my criminal."
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"Luke," Snow said while running, "Did you see Sly squirm? He thinks we're real cops! HA!" Luke cleared his throat, "I'm a real cop Snow, and you're an ex-Interpol Investigator turned thief." "Agent." Finally they had reached them. "Whatever! Carmelita long time no see. Sly Cooper can't say the same for you," Silence, "ok then I trust both of you know Snow she's now a thief…" "AGENT! Sly, Murray will be here soon so start explaining, NOW!"
"Ok, first, bunny girl I was listing to a song call My Heart Goes Out and I looked over and saw Carmelita, and it hit me. Something was wrong and I care for Carmelita in all so I had to do something. So I went over to her and tired to cheer up and we got along great," Sly said. "Ok first off never call me bunny or bunneh…JUST NO! Next, I believe you. Lastly, now all you have to do is tell Bentley," Just then Snow's ear's perked up again… "EVERYONE MOVE!" She yelled, as soon as they go out of the way the Cooper Van skidded to a stop. Then 'The Murray' jumped out of the van followed by Guru, Dimiti, and The Panda King. "Have no fear Snow! 'The Murray' has arrived!" Murray yelled. "Thanks Murray," Snow said while rubbing her head, see when she had moved out of the way she fell and hit her head. "Itieteh's yoyo mote," said Guru. "Let's dance! Bunny!" said Dimiti to Snow. Luke got in front of Snow and said "Keep your greasy fingers off my wife," He gave Dimiti a good look down, "And your suit sucks." "Ahh, Wakka, Let's Dance!" Then The Panda King stopped them from starting a fight and a screaming match, "Madam Snow we are ready to leave when you are," he said.
Carmelita was just there in awe she had never seen so many thieves get along. Sly nudged her. "You ready to face the storm pretty lady?" Sly asked, he was referring to Bentley. "As ready as I'll ever be." She said. Sly climbed in the van and sat down. While Carmelita watched Snow and Luke say goodbye. Snow then came up to Carmelita and said, "You and Sly make the cutest couple I've ever seen. Congrats on fining love," Then she climbed past Sly Cooper and whispered something to him, then the Panda King, then Dimiti, Dimiti muttered something and then she hit him. Past the Guru and hopped into the front seat. "Wanna sit next to papa?" Sly asked. Carmelita laughed. It was gonna be a long ride home.
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A/N: I think there are eleven lines maybe twelve from the games. Now don't hurt yourselves. Happy New Year and thank you for all the kind reviews. I hope you like this chapter it's the longest and it's my best I believe. Everyone is in it. And Farway is Luke's last name. Now do you know why I didn't take his? Hugs for everyone who will review!
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Until next time,
Snow