The Adventures of Grand Papillion

AN: What do you think? Could this be a mini series? Oh and I'm taking requests for episodes tee hee:-) And just so you know I have nothing against gay people k! My bro's gay:-P )

Featuring: Joachim (Grand Papillion), Keith Valentine (Bat Boy), Lucia, Anastasia and Yuma (Guests on TV Show ) Yuri Hyuga (TV Host) Kurando Inugami (Biggest Fan), Karin Koenig (Fashion Critic) and Yoshiko Kawashima (brat in Audience) Pierre and Gerad (Queer Eye Master Minds.)

Big booming voice, 'This week Grand Papillion and Bat Boy Take on the Queer Eyes for the Vampires! Will they turn our hero's into stylists in their ever growing army of straight men? Or will Grand Papillion and Bat Boy be able to thwart their dastardly plan!

Scene One – Twins of Terror…

'Look Bat Boy we're on a set for my favorite show!' Grand Papillion squealed in delight jumping up and down. 'Oh I can't wait to meet the Queers! They have the best fashion taste!'

Bat boy groaned. 'If they tell you that you dress well I'm going to jump off a cliff.'

'Oh there he is Gerad!' One man said slinking up to Grand Papillion with a grin on his face.

'Oh Pierre he is magnificent!' Gerad answered an evil smile crossing his lips. 'Come now Grand Papillion we must get you ready for your performance.'

'I get to perform!' Grand Papillion asked excitedly. 'Oh my!'

'Yes, It will be… your last performance.' Pierre said leading him away.

'Hey Grand Papillion I think..- ' Bat Boy started.

'Will I get to wear accessories?' Grand Papillion answered ignoring his side kick. They walked away leaving Bat Boy standing there on an unused set.

'Why doesn't any one listen to me?' He whined turning back to explore the studio. 'Honestly…'

Scene Two – Bat Boy learns of their Evil Plan…

'Oh what a brilliant plan! Grand Papillion is finished! Hahahhahaha!'

'Shame isn't it brother, that a man with such beautiful muscles will have to be destroyed!' Gerad finished sighing.

Bat Boy neared the door suspiciously, knowing that the twins were up to something. Something terribly evil. 'I have to stop them…' He started. 'Wait what am I doing? I'm thinking like my brother!' He peered around the corner and spotted them loading up a huge amount of cash.

'Good thing no one will suspect that we stole that cash from the bank. I mean how could any one believe that two very stylish twins would do such a thing.'

'I know Pierre! So very stupid! How could any one even think such a thing!' They laughed together evilly finally clamping down the case and locking it.

'Well we had better make sure that big, gorgeous lump of muscle is ready for his performance.' Pierre said motioning for Gerad to follow him. Their laughter echoed down the halls after them. Bat Boy snuck in and examined the box. It was locked.

Big Booming Voice: And so it seemed hopeless to Bat Boy as he realized that he couldn't open that box with out the key…

'Yes I can…' Bat Boy answered the narrator.

No you can't… The script said so.

'Yeah I could. I'm a vampire what else am I supposed to do and what script…'

The script I'm reading out! Geez are you stupid or something?

'Did you just call me stupid? Ohhh you are gonna get it!'

CRASH... BANG... KAPOW... CRASH... OOHH... GRRR... OWWWWW... HELP! MUMMY………

'Don't you ever call me stupid again got that….'

Ok… Please don't hurt me…

Bat Boy entered the room quietly and pondered. 'What are they gonna do to my brother?' He opened the box and found the huge sum of cash and two guns. 'Well this is interesting…'

Scene Three – Celebrities!

Grand Papillion watched the first segment of the show utterly awe struck. The three most famous dancers were on the stage before him and he so wanted to meet them. His make up had been done and his hair had been curled. He felt beautiful, which is weird for a man to feel. The dancers entertained them and finally sat down to be interviewed by the one and only Yuri Hyuga!

'Pinch me!' Grand Papillion squealed quietly.

'Gladly.' Bat Boy answered pinching his brother hard enough to draw blood. Grand Papillion yelped a little.

'Shhh…' The director hushed them.

'I didn't say literally.' He whispered back to his brother who was grinning wildly. 'You seem to get quite a bit more pleasure out of it than you should have.'

'I do what I can!' Bat Boy answered, his smile from ear to ear.

'SHHHH!' The director stood up and chased them both with Dictaphones off the set…

Scene Four – The Hero Is Captured

Bat Boy stood alert and watched as Yuri Hyuga interviewed his brother.

'I heard you were recently arrested, could you tell us what happened there?' Yuri asked looking serious.

'Yes it was only a misunderstanding of sorts…'

'You destroyed the entire Shopping Mall!' Yuri blurted out. 'Misunderstanding my butt!' The crowd applauded and laughed along with their host.

'It wasn't entirely fault! Hunky Harmonizer did most of the damage. Him and his stupid fusions!' Grand Papillion argued. 'If he hadn't done that stupid ? attack it'd still be standing.'

'All right moving on.' Yuri said. 'Your side kick Bat Boy? Is it true he escaped from prison and left you there? I mean how callous is that?'

'He did no such thing. He brought me back curly fries…'

The whole audience erupted into laughter at that last comment. Bat Boy sighed. 'Why did you have to tell every one that?' Still the audience laughed and even Yuri had to chuckle at that comment.

'Right so your side kick escaped from prison just to bring you curly fries.'

'Yes.' Grand Papillion answered not caring that the audience had damn near wet themselves with laughter.

After the laughing had died down, Yuri asked, 'So today we also have the Queer guys for the Vampires here to tell Grand Papillion about his fashion sense. But if you ask me all leather is cool!'

Gerad and Pierre slinked onto that stage with their weird walk that seemed to go hips before feet. 'Oh my! He is just fabulous! The way he uses that colour and that bat skull!'

'Oh yes Pierre just amazing.'

After a few more questions Yuri cut to a commercial break and stood up. 'Curly fries hahahahahaha…' He answered walking off the set.

'Get him.' Pierre suddenly said grabbing Grand Papillion and shoving him into a box. 'Lets go and throw him off the top of the building that way he cant interfere with our plans.'

Bat Boy groaned. 'Cant you guys be a little more original?'

The twins smiled at each other. 'No.' The answered in unison throwing a smoke bomb. As the smoke cleared they had gone.

'For Pete's sake… Why do I have to save him?'

Scene Five – Daring Rescue

They were about to fling him off the cliff when Bat Boy burst onto the scene. 'Oh brother…'

'What?' Came the muffled voice from inside the box.

'Now Gerad on the count of three. One; two; thr'

'Wait!' Bat Boy yelled. 'Look down there! There's some one wearing bright pink loafers!'

The brothers dropped the box looking around for those delightful shoes.

'Look down there!'

'We must catch him!' With that they both jumped off the building realizing their mistake only after they had left the safety of the ledge.

'You have got to be kidding me. Our second villains and they were so stupid they jumped off a building…' He said dumbstruck that they would actually fall for that.

And Bat Boy freed his brother from his box like prison, glad to have saved the day yet again.

'Thank you brother. You have lived up to your reputation as the best side kick ever!' Grand Papillion answered laughing triumphantly.

'I hate you sometimes brother.' Bat Boy answered leaving his brother on the roof.

And thanks to Bat Boy the world could rest peacefully again knowing that that dastardly duo had been defeated by their own fashion crisis.

OMG how long has it taken me to update this story. Sorry! I am so sorry! N e ways hope you all like it not as funny as the first one. I'm also taking requests for bad guys btw. So if you think there's a character with a super cool bad guy locked away some where let me know tee hee! N e ways yep you know what to do!

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