Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto…I SWEAR! …
A/N- thanks to all of you that reviewed my story! I don't really mind flames… but… also annoyed me when people flamed me when they didn't write any story…
This story is not for Sasuke fans… so don't kill me… XX
Ok. On with the story!
Sasori stirred as he felt something soft pressed against his mouth and felt some air pushed its way in. He felt the object left his mouth, so he opened his eyes and saw something pink leaning forward.
"…."
He suddenly gave a small cough and the figure jumped back.
"Sasori! You're awake!" It was Sakura.
"Urgh…"He coughed as he struggled to sit up.
"Wait, Sasori, you shouldn't be-"
"Don't do it!"
"…Do… what?" Sakura smiled nervously. 'HE KNEW!'
Sasori stopped moving and looked up at her. "You're planning to suicide."
"HOW DO YOU KNOW?" Sakura yelled, but she quickly covered her mouth and looked away.
"…I just do."
"What are you? A psychic?"
"Yes. Something like that." Came the unexpected reply.
"….Are you serious?" She looked at him suspiciously, and slowly backed away.
"Don't worry, I do not harm people." Sasori grinned slightly. " I only read their mind."
"…." 'HA! Bet you don't even know what I'm saying in my mind right now…' Sakura grinned.
"Of course I do." Sasori looked at her strangely, "I just said I can read people's mind..."
"KYAAAA!" Sakura screamed. "YOU'RE A PSYCHIC!"
"…"
"OH MY GOD!"
Sasori stared at Sakura, he felt his eyes twitching and starting to feel annoyed with her endless 'Oh my god's'.
"OH MY GO-"
"Sakura, please stop…" Sasori groaned, holding his ears.
"Oh… sorry."
"….I'm leaving…" Sasori said and stood up. He walked to the door, and turned around. "Thank you for saving me. Sakura."
"Eh?" Sakura whipped her head around and just to see Sasori disappearing behind the door.
Sasuke was pacing around in his room. "Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn… DAMMIT!" He cursed, stomping his feet on the floor.
Suddenly, his door was pushed opened, and a boy with blond spiky hair stood in the way. "Dude, will you keep it down?" his blue eyes glared at him. "I'm trying to SLEEP!"
"Shut up, dobe."
"No, not unless you stop pacing around."
"I said SHUT UP!"
"Do you guys mind if you both SHUT UP?" Another boy appeared behind them. His white eyes glared at both of them.
"Yes, Mother." The boy with blond hair stated sarcastically and walked out of room, but not before flicking Sasuke off.
"Why that little piece of -" Sasuke tightened his fists.
"Calm down, you should watch your mouth too. Naruto is very pissed for some reason." Neji stated.
"Che."
Sasori stopped outside of the boys' dorm. He could hear the rackets going on inside, and it's not pleasant. "This is bad…" he grumbled and knocked on the door.
Almost immediately, the door swung open and a boy with spiky yellow hair stood in the way.
"Um…hi…?"
"HEY PEOPLE! SASORI IS HERE!" the boy yelled into the room.
Sasori just stood there. "… how did u know I'm Sasori?" he asked.
"The good old principal Tsunade told us that you will be living with us!" He said cheerfully. "By the way, I'm Naruto!" he grabbed Sasori's and shook it very hard. "Come on! I'll show you around!" He dragged Sasori into the hallway.
"This is Neji's room." He pointed at a very neat room. Everything in it was either black or gray. "He's very nice… but evil sometimes…." Naruto whispered, and dragged Sasori to the next room.
"This is Haku!" Naruto said cheerfully, pointing at a girl sitting on the chair.
"No offence… but why is there a girl in the boy's dorm?" Sasori asked in his low voice. "Hahahaha! Don't worry, he's a guy! That's what everybody thought at first…" Naruto grinned. Suddenly, Sasori felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around a spotted another girl with yellow hair. " HI DEIDARA!" Naruto greeted the girl.
"Oi, Naruto! Umm… yeah..." Deidara said.
"Naruto. This s a guy's dorm… right?" Sasori whispered. "Is Deidara a guy… too?"
"Yes… don't worry, everybody is weird in this dorm." He grinned.
Sasori gave a shifty look at Haku and Deidara before going with Naruto.
'wierdos…'
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Sasuke looked up from his pillow and glared at the door. 'Ignore it.' He thought.
Naruto was knocking on Sasuke's door, but after receive no reply, he gave the poor wooden door a hard kick.
BANG!
The whole door gave away and broke into pieces.
"Oops…" Naruto laughed nervously and ran off. "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, SASORI!" He screamed.
Sasori gave Sasuke a look and walked in.
"Get out of my room." Sasuke snarled.
"…" Sasori ignored him and picked up the broken bits of the door. He turned around and stepped out of the door.
"HEY! COME BACK HERE! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU TAKING MY DOOR?"
"I'm going to fix it, stupid."
-2 weeks later-
Sakura was walking alone in the hallway again, but she felt very comfortable. It was a cool night. She hasn't seen either Sasori or Sasuke for the past two weeks. She walked around the corner and stopped. Her breath was caught in her throat. The books in her arms fell onto the floor, but she didn't pick them up.
In front of her stood Sasuke.
A/N- Sorry for my slow updating… I caught a very bad flu… and my throat almost died…can't stop coughing... throat dying... and I can't think clearly…throat dying... writer's block… did i mention my throat is dying? but don't worry, I've got everything sort out. Also… my dog died two days ago… from heart attack… vet said he was born with a deformed heart naturally… so yeah… I'm pretty depressed… but we adopted a new dog…. Looked almost like him…. Don't worry. I'll update soon.