AN: I was bored... so I decided I would right a fic with a really cracked pairing... I know, I still need to write one for Rachiie, but this for Chloe 'cause she gave me the pairing.. actually, Rachiie gave a an idea that made this… better? Neh, actually, feel free to flame (all flames will be used to roast marshmallows) .anyway, you'll have to wait 'til the very end 'til you find out who it is... but he's with Tifa -cough-whore-face-cough-.

While Cloud Was Out

How could she help herself? Even if he did look a lot like Sephiroth, he was still attractive. What would everyone say when they found out? Would Cloud hate her? She hoped not, she was just waiting for him to return... if he returned. What was wrong with him, anyway? Aerith had died, so what? You don't see the rest of us still mourning over it. I mean, sure, she was a nice person, but that doesn't mean you run away from everything to escape the reality of her not being there. Yuffie said I'm jealous of her. How can I be jealous of a dead girl? She said it was because "Cloud loves her and not you." Stupid girl... just because she's the Wutian princess and a ninja does not give her the right to assume that kinda crap. Whatever. He would be here soon, and even if he wasn't Cloud, it was still fun to have him around.

"Tifa? Are you here?"

She smiled when she heard his voice calling her. "Yes, my love." She had chosen to wear just her white shirt, black shorts and suspenders that day. Her shirt was almost see-through, she loved showing herself off for him.She walked outside and saw him waiting, on his bike, for her.

"Tifa," he said, a smile curling onto his lips. "Are you ready?"

"Of course," she replied, hoping onto the bike behind him.

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After a bit of fooling around with him, Tifa (a.k.a. - the slut), accidentally moaned Cloud's name out instead of his. This infuriated him, and he deflated the slut's boobs with his sword

Tifa gasped. "Oh my god! Now Cloud will never love me!"

"Nii-san? He never did," he said coldly, then walked back out to his bike and rode away.

"Kadaj!" Tifa screamed after him. I knew I never should have trust that kid... I thought I'd use him to make Cloud jealous... now Cloud won't love me without my precious boobs. -sob- oh dear god, my life is over. And with that thought, Tifa died 'cause the only things people had ever liked her for were gone.

Owari.

Eh... I know... that was really cracked... what can I say, I was bored! I really should have been working on "The Heart of a Lion" but I needed a break... that one's so angsty... neh, anyways, there's no need to review, 'cause I know this sucked some major ass. It really did... wasn't even that funny... but I needed to write something random... anyway...