All right. Due to the number of requests, I am going to continue this fic.
What I'm going to do with it is each chapter will be a different story in
itself, but it still follows the original scenario of Inu-Yasha being stuck
inside Kagome's house and Kagome being stuck in the Sengoku Jidai. Sooooo.
here you go.
Here's review responses for all you people that reviewed the last chapter!!!:
TO ALL!!!! (Meaning everyone that read this story): Please overlook the fact that Kagome's phone managed to call 500 years across time. If you think too hard about this, the story isn't funny anymore, sooooo.
LostDarkness: Hi, again. Um, yeah. This is the review where you said THONKsgiving!!! Remember? HAHAHAHA!!!! Well, I'm gonna stop now before you hurt me.
Mistress of Darkness: Hi!!! Sorry I haven't updated this in a while. I was planning on it being a one-shot, actually, but I got so many requests to keep going, I just had to continue, so here you go!!!
shadowspinner1: Yeah. Like I said, you'll just have to ignore that little detail. Anyway, enjoy the chapter and review!
Bwahahaha: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You scared your cat!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I can just imagine!!! Heeheehee! Anyway, enjoy the fic!
Kai-Aki Ti: Heehee! Glad you liked it!! Please continue reading!
SakuraLuna: Wait no longer!! Here is the next torture idea for you!
Inuhugger: Heheh! Yeah, I admit that was a pretty funny way to end it! Thanks!!!
elven dragonlord: Wow! It sure took you a while to find this fic, didn't it? Anyway, just read the fic.
tinnitus: Heheh! Thanks!! Anyway, the phone used in this fic was an imaginary phone, not mine. But your review was pretty funny anyway! I'm glad I made you happy! Thanks for the idea, too! I actually found a way to include that in this chapter!! Thanks a lot!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inu-Yasha, Kagome's fridge, of Kagome's microwave.
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Inu-Yasha lay on the ground miserably. He had been stuck in Kagome's era for about four hours now and he was even hungrier than before.
BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu-Yasha leapt to his feet and picked up the phone.
"Kagome?"
"Uh. What?"
"Kagome? Is that you? What happened to your voice?"
"I'm sorry, sir, but my name is not Kagome. I'm calling to offer you a-"
"If you're not Kagome then who the @%#$ are you?! Leave me alone!!!!"
"I-"
Inu-Yasha hung up the phone.
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I thought I told you to-"
"Inu-Yasha? Why are you yelling at me?"
"Oh! Kagome! I- I didn't- I mean-"
"It's alright. Listen, I'm sorry about the way I left off with you a while ago. I was just kinda worried about you being alone in my house and all. Are you doing okay over there?"
Inu-Yasha's stomach chose that moment to state its distress. Loudly.
"Inu-Yasha?! What was that?! Are you okay?!"
"No. I'm hungry."
"Oh."
The only thing that came across the phone for the next minute was the sound of Kagome's insane laughter.
"Kagome? What's so funny?! I'm starving over here!"
"I'm sorry, Inu-Yasha. I forgot about that," Kagome said, still laughing. "Okay, I'll tell you how to get something to eat. You're in the kitchen, right?"
"Uhhhh. "
"Nevermind. Anyway, in the kitchen there's a big white box called a fridge. Do you see it?"
"Yeah. I think so."
"Open the top door. That's the freezer."
"It's not frozen shut, too, is it?"
"No, it's not."
Inu-Yasha walked up to the freezer and opened it. He was greeted by a blast of cold air.
"Gah! I thought blizzards were supposed to stay outdoors!!!"
"It's not the blizzard, Inu-Yasha! The freezer is supposed to keep the food cold so it won't spoil!"
"Oh."
"Now, you should see a couple of microwavable cheeseburgers."
"What's a cheez-booger?"
"*sigh* It's a sandwich, okay?"
"Oh. I think I found them."
"Good. Next to the fridge, there's a black box called a microwave. Just open that, put the cheeseburgers inside, close the door, push one-zero- zero for one minute, and then push the start button. When the microwave beeps, take the cheeseburgers out and then you can eat them, okay?"
"I guess so."
"Alright, then. See you later Inu-Yasha!"
Inu-Yasha hung up the phone and proceeded to do what Kagome had told him to do.
'Now how the heck do I open this thing?' he wondered as he stared at the various buttons on the microwave. He spotted one that said 'open'.
'Oh. I guess this will work.'
He pushed the button and the door to the microwave popped open.
"GAH! Demon!!" he leapt backwards and threw a frozen cheeseburger at the microwave.
The microwave made no other movements. Inu-Yasha then realized that the door was open. He sweatdropped. He picked up the cheeseburger he had thrown. He put both cheeseburgers into the microwave and shut the door.
'What did Kagome say to push? Something and then 'start'. Oh well. I guess anything will work.'
Inu-Yasha pushed five-six-zero-zero and then pushed start. He sat down on the couch to wait.
~
A while later, Inu-Yasha was awakened by a loud bang. He jumped to his feet and ran to the microwave. He couldn't see the inside of it because the window was covered in. something. He pushed 'open'. The door didn't pop open like it did the last time. Rather, it slid open very slowly. The inside of the microwave looked like a cafeteria after a food fight. Inu-Yasha was dead when Kagome found out.
'I'm still hungry.'
~
Yeah. Short chapter, but that's the way things go. Anyway, review please!! And for those of you who haven't already done so, please check out my other fic, Dancing with Demons.
Here's review responses for all you people that reviewed the last chapter!!!:
TO ALL!!!! (Meaning everyone that read this story): Please overlook the fact that Kagome's phone managed to call 500 years across time. If you think too hard about this, the story isn't funny anymore, sooooo.
LostDarkness: Hi, again. Um, yeah. This is the review where you said THONKsgiving!!! Remember? HAHAHAHA!!!! Well, I'm gonna stop now before you hurt me.
Mistress of Darkness: Hi!!! Sorry I haven't updated this in a while. I was planning on it being a one-shot, actually, but I got so many requests to keep going, I just had to continue, so here you go!!!
shadowspinner1: Yeah. Like I said, you'll just have to ignore that little detail. Anyway, enjoy the chapter and review!
Bwahahaha: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You scared your cat!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I can just imagine!!! Heeheehee! Anyway, enjoy the fic!
Kai-Aki Ti: Heehee! Glad you liked it!! Please continue reading!
SakuraLuna: Wait no longer!! Here is the next torture idea for you!
Inuhugger: Heheh! Yeah, I admit that was a pretty funny way to end it! Thanks!!!
elven dragonlord: Wow! It sure took you a while to find this fic, didn't it? Anyway, just read the fic.
tinnitus: Heheh! Thanks!! Anyway, the phone used in this fic was an imaginary phone, not mine. But your review was pretty funny anyway! I'm glad I made you happy! Thanks for the idea, too! I actually found a way to include that in this chapter!! Thanks a lot!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inu-Yasha, Kagome's fridge, of Kagome's microwave.
~
Inu-Yasha lay on the ground miserably. He had been stuck in Kagome's era for about four hours now and he was even hungrier than before.
BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu-Yasha leapt to his feet and picked up the phone.
"Kagome?"
"Uh. What?"
"Kagome? Is that you? What happened to your voice?"
"I'm sorry, sir, but my name is not Kagome. I'm calling to offer you a-"
"If you're not Kagome then who the @%#$ are you?! Leave me alone!!!!"
"I-"
Inu-Yasha hung up the phone.
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I thought I told you to-"
"Inu-Yasha? Why are you yelling at me?"
"Oh! Kagome! I- I didn't- I mean-"
"It's alright. Listen, I'm sorry about the way I left off with you a while ago. I was just kinda worried about you being alone in my house and all. Are you doing okay over there?"
Inu-Yasha's stomach chose that moment to state its distress. Loudly.
"Inu-Yasha?! What was that?! Are you okay?!"
"No. I'm hungry."
"Oh."
The only thing that came across the phone for the next minute was the sound of Kagome's insane laughter.
"Kagome? What's so funny?! I'm starving over here!"
"I'm sorry, Inu-Yasha. I forgot about that," Kagome said, still laughing. "Okay, I'll tell you how to get something to eat. You're in the kitchen, right?"
"Uhhhh. "
"Nevermind. Anyway, in the kitchen there's a big white box called a fridge. Do you see it?"
"Yeah. I think so."
"Open the top door. That's the freezer."
"It's not frozen shut, too, is it?"
"No, it's not."
Inu-Yasha walked up to the freezer and opened it. He was greeted by a blast of cold air.
"Gah! I thought blizzards were supposed to stay outdoors!!!"
"It's not the blizzard, Inu-Yasha! The freezer is supposed to keep the food cold so it won't spoil!"
"Oh."
"Now, you should see a couple of microwavable cheeseburgers."
"What's a cheez-booger?"
"*sigh* It's a sandwich, okay?"
"Oh. I think I found them."
"Good. Next to the fridge, there's a black box called a microwave. Just open that, put the cheeseburgers inside, close the door, push one-zero- zero for one minute, and then push the start button. When the microwave beeps, take the cheeseburgers out and then you can eat them, okay?"
"I guess so."
"Alright, then. See you later Inu-Yasha!"
Inu-Yasha hung up the phone and proceeded to do what Kagome had told him to do.
'Now how the heck do I open this thing?' he wondered as he stared at the various buttons on the microwave. He spotted one that said 'open'.
'Oh. I guess this will work.'
He pushed the button and the door to the microwave popped open.
"GAH! Demon!!" he leapt backwards and threw a frozen cheeseburger at the microwave.
The microwave made no other movements. Inu-Yasha then realized that the door was open. He sweatdropped. He picked up the cheeseburger he had thrown. He put both cheeseburgers into the microwave and shut the door.
'What did Kagome say to push? Something and then 'start'. Oh well. I guess anything will work.'
Inu-Yasha pushed five-six-zero-zero and then pushed start. He sat down on the couch to wait.
~
A while later, Inu-Yasha was awakened by a loud bang. He jumped to his feet and ran to the microwave. He couldn't see the inside of it because the window was covered in. something. He pushed 'open'. The door didn't pop open like it did the last time. Rather, it slid open very slowly. The inside of the microwave looked like a cafeteria after a food fight. Inu-Yasha was dead when Kagome found out.
'I'm still hungry.'
~
Yeah. Short chapter, but that's the way things go. Anyway, review please!! And for those of you who haven't already done so, please check out my other fic, Dancing with Demons.