Hiya!!! How are you peoples? Anyway, yeah. Just wanted to tell you that the chapters on this thing may vary A LOT in length, but mostly expect them to be rather short. Anyway, relax and enjoy Inu-Yasha meets the TV!!

Btw, sorry this chapter took so long, but I just finished my other fic, so I'll be paying more attention to this one.

Review responses:

LostDarkness: Did you know that you're the first person to review every one of my new chapters? How much time do you spend on the computer? O_o It took you that long to write a review without mistakes? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm leaving before you kill me.

embyrr: Wow. You laughed that long? It was really that funny? Well I can understand if you can relate it to one of your own experiences. It looked and felt like rubber! *falls over laughing* Anyway, you were one of two people who asked me to make a chap about the TV so here you go.

BISHIECOLLECTOR: You really like caps lock, don't you? Wow. Anyway, thanks a bunch for your reviews!! They keep an author going! Keep reviewing!

FREAKCHILD: Man, are you and BISHIECOLLECTOR related or something? You both seem to be in love with caps lock. I'm not making fun of that or anything. It's just kind of noticeable, if you know what I mean. Anyway, I'm glad you like it so much. Please keep reading and reviewing!

Dark Bahamut: In answer to your question, it wasn't really the microwave that exploded. It was the cheeseburgers he put IN the microwave. You see, he was supposed to microwave them for one minute, but instead he microwaved them for fifty-six minutes. So they got a little too hot and, yeah. Anyway, this chap is about the TV like you wanted so enjoy!

Leon Cloud: Thanks for the review! I will end this eventually, but I'm gonna keep this going for a while.

tashy911: Wow! Ty for the great review! Keep reading and reviewing!!!

Luna the Sheikah: Gosh. I feel so loved! You reviewed one of my fics!! You're, like, one of my idols!!! I'm glad you thought him throwing the cheeseburger at the microwave thing was funny. Those are the kind of things I find funny, too. Please keep reading! I await your updates!!

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Inu&KagFan: Geez. That's a lot of laughing. I'm surprised you didn't fall over and die or anything. Thanks for being so enthusiastic about my fic!!!

CosmicMoon: Thanks a bunch for the review! Glad you like it so much! Keep on reading and reviewing!!

elven dragonlord: Yeah, sure. You just keep makin' up your little excuses. Busy. Feh.

Whitehair-Dogears: Haha!! Funny review! I liked it!! I laughed when I read it!! Heeheehee. Please continue reading and reviewing!!

WickerB: Thanks for the idea! I actually hadn't thought of that yet (stupid me). I've already got ideas for the next couple of chapters, but the vaccum is a great idea!! I'll try and get to it as soon as I can! Maybe in two chapters? Anyway, keep reading and reviewing!!

Silver Teardrops: Yay!! You read one of my fics!!! This makes me happy. Thanks!!! Please update A Need for Sight soon!

Inuyasha-chibi: Hey!! I know you! I've been reading a couple of your stories (sorry if I haven't reviewed). Let's see, I'm reading Lord of the Whoops and I also read your PS2 thing. Thanks for the review! I laughed at it. Cute poem thingy, too. I await your updates!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha!! I'm just borrowing him for a while so I can torture him.

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Inu-Yasha sighed. Things just weren't going his way. He still hadn't gotten anything to eat because that stupid contraption of Kagome's had blown up on him. He once again flopped down on the couch, but this time, his ears were quite suddenly bombarded by an awful noise. He quickly sat up, ready for anything. He saw a black box the front of which was now covered in moving objects. He was shocked when he saw little miniature people moving around inside the box. For a while, he wasn't quite sure whether to think it was a demon or not.

'Wait a second. It can't be a demon. I've seen it in Kagome's house before. It's just never been MOVING before.'

Inu-Yasha became aware that he was sitting on something rather hard. He moved to the side and saw a small black object covered in little round, protruding things. Picking the object up, he discovered that the little round things could be pushed. He also discovered that by pushing them, he could change the picture on the front of the black box. Now, there was a bunch of little people running around on some too-green grass and throwing a brown object back and forth and running into each other.

'This isn't half bad,' Inu-Yasha thought after watching them a while.

~Meanwhile back in the Feudal Era~

'I'd better call Inu-Yasha and see how he's doing,' Kagome thought.

She dialed her home number. It rang once. It rang twice. It rang three times. It rang four times. Then over the phone line-

"Hello. You've reached Higurashi Shrine. We're sorry we can't take your call right now-"

Kagome hung up the phone.

'That's odd. I wonder why he didn't pick up the phone. I hope he's okay.'

~Back at the Higurashi residence~

"Go! Go! Go! Look out for him!!! No! Come one!! Move your ***!!! You can run faster than that!!! YES!!!"

~Back in the Feudal Era again~

Kagome once again tried to reach Inu-Yasha.

"Hello. You've reached Higurashi Shrine. We-"

"What the @#$% is wrong with you, Inu-Yasha?!"

~Back at the Higurashi residence three soap operas, two football games, and five missed phone calls later~

Inu-Yasha turned off the TV. It was staring to get boring and besides, he was getting sleepy. He decided just to sleep on the couch and lay down. He was having a wonderful dream about being one of the people in the little box throwing the brown ball in front of thousands of cheering fans when-

BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He leapt off the couch.

"OH @#%&!!!! I forgot about Kagome!!!!"

He ran over to the phone and picked it up.

"K-Kagome?"

"WHAT THE @#^$ IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!"

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Yeah. I MEANT to end it there. Now excuse me. I just have to say this.

ALL FEAR INU-YASHA THE COUCH POTATO!!!!

Okay, anyway. R&R. Next chapter's about the saltshaker. And the one after that is the vacuum for WickerB.