Hiya! Me hyper! Just had doughnut! Tail: Everyone back away slowly... Please.
Me: HHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know,
this almost guarantees a good chapter. Btw, VERY sorry about the long wait!
I'm lacking inspiration for this story right now.
Review responses:
Luna the Sheikah: Your friends read it too? I feel so honored! I'm glad you liked it so much! Can't wait for your next review!
darakeru kitsune: Thanks for the review!
backsplash007: Great! I'm glad you like it! I look forward to more reviews from you!
punkkagome: Thanks for the long review! Have I ever told you how much I like long reviews? Anyway, if you're looking for bathrooms, this is the chapter for you! I got a request for it a while ago and now I'm finally writing it. Enjoy!
chibiangel24: XD Thanks for the amusing review! Hope you continue reading and reviewing!
MANDY: YAY! I'm planning on making a separate sappy one-shot about the diary. If you want to know more, please see the author's note at the end.
dragon's kitty: XD Memory loss... I will have the sequel in a few chapters for you, so please don't hurt me!
BISHIECOLLECTOR: XD Thanks for the ideas! This IS rated G, though, so if I do use your ideas, I'll have to make them a little less perverted! XD Thanks for the review!
Inusama24: Actually, I've had many people requesting that. I'm making a separate one-shot. See the author's note at the end of the chapter for details!
Duragan: Thank you!
Rekouri Sentusu: Thanks for the review!
tinnitus: XD For some reason, I'm finding all my reviews very amusing today. Anyway, the toilet is in this chapter, though that's probably as perverted as I'm going to get. Thanks for reminding me that simpler objects can be amusing, too. In fact, look forward to the light switch in a couple of chapters! Bye, now!
Kage Neko: Thanks! I still feel so honored that you actually thought my story was good enough to tell your friends about! Thank you!
The-Wind-Dragon-Caller: Wow... Thank you! I'm glad you like my story so much! Your review was a great inspiration!
Disclaimer: SSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!! Inu-Yasha not mine!
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Chapter 10: The toilet and the... indoor waterfall?
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Inu-Yasha sat on the couch watching the most boring soap opera in the world.
----------A few hours later---------
Still watching crappy soap operas.
----------Even later---------
Now he was upside down on the couch (you know when you have your feet hanging over the back of the couch and your head hanging off the seat and you stare at the TV upside down and your hair looks all funky and your face turns red and... I'll shut up now.) and was watching... you guessed it, soap operas.
----------zzzzzzz---------
Now he was asleep, still upside down, and beginning to slide off the edge of the couch. He finally slid down so far that his head was on the floor and scrunched at an unnatural angle against his shoulder. His back was also bent at a rather painful-looking angle, and I suppose it did hurt because he eventually woke up with a groan. After a while, he managed to get on his feet without hurting himself. He stretched and got the crick out of his neck. He glanced at the TV, which was still on, and turned it off with a yawn.
'Geez. Isn't there anything to DO around here?'
Bored, he once again headed upstairs to find something to do, being stupid enough to ignore what had happened on his previous escapades. He found a very small room across the hallway from Kagome's room. It was very interesting. It had a hard white object hanging from the wall. It had a long silver thing on top of it and two smaller silver things with the letter 'H' on one and 'C' on the other. It had an object Kagome called a 'mee-roar' or something like that hanging above it. Next to that white object was another white object, but this one was sitting on the floor. It was round shaped with some sort of door on it. Inu-Yasha opened the door, thinking it was slightly strange to have a door that opened upwards. The inside of the object was filled with water. Inu-Yasha raised and eyebrow.
'Hmm. To drink out of?'
Inu-Yasha decided that this was its purpose and took a quick drink, using his hands as a cup. Wiping off his mouth on his sleeve, he glanced at the curtain on the far side of the tiny room. He pulled aside the curtain. Behind it was another white object that sat on the floor. It was larger than the other two and was rectangular in shape. The middle seemed to be dug out, making it look slightly like a boat. Inu-Yasha climbed inside, wondering why they had a boat inside their house. He looked toward the wall opposite him. There was another long silver thing and two little knobs that said 'H' and 'C'. The long silver thing had a little knob on top of it. It said 'shower' on it. He didn't really know what 'shower' meant, but he shrugged and pushed the knob anyway. Nothing happened.
Inu-Yasha shrugged again and decided to try one of the other knobs. He reached for the one that said 'C' and turned it. There was a strange noise right before...
"COLD!!!!!" Inu-Yasha shrieked as he leapt away from the water.
He found himself dripping wet in the doorway of the small room. He calmed his pounding heart and stared at the cold water that was still pouring down into the center of the boat-like object.
"I thought it was weird enough that they had a BOAT inside the house, but why in #$% do they have a freaking waterfall?!" he said aloud.
He approached the boat thing and decided that since the 'C' knob turned it on, then the 'H' knob would turn it off. (Kinda makes you wonder if all those 'sit's gave him brain damage.) He turned the 'H' knob. Nothing happened. He shrugged and turned the 'C' knob again. Still nothing happened. Getting slightly annoyed, he was once again very stupid and jumped into the boat thing to try and strangle the living daylights out of the thing where the water was coming from. Number one, he slipped on the bottom of the boat thing. Number two,
"HOT!!!!!!!"
Inu-Yasha once again leapt away, trying to escape the scalding water. He FINALLY figured it out (or maybe he just got lucky) and turned the 'H' knob, turning the waterfall off. Then nature called. Luckily for Inu- Yasha, the phone rang.
"Kagome?!"
"What's the matter, Inu-Yasha?"
"I need to......... you know."
"Huh?"
"I have to... go."
"Go where?"
"I need to GO!"
"Oh! Well, why didn't you say so?! Okay, upstairs, there's a little room across from mine. There's a little white thing on the floor called a toilet. Go there. And don't forget to lift the lid, okay?"
"..."
"Inu-Yasha?"
"You mean... that's where you... That's what that thing is for?"
"Yeah."
"I think I'm gonna be sick..."
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XD So what did you think? I think that's one of my best chapters yet! To all you people with requests, I promise I will get to them ASAP. Thank you! Don't forget to review!
BY THE WAY, for those of you who read the chapter about Kagome's diary, I'm going to make a separate one-shot that focuses on the romance aspect. Since this is a humor fic, I can't go making it all sappy. I'm not sure what I'm going to call it yet, but when I post it, I'll be sure to announce it here in Inu-Yasha meets the phone. Look forward to it, all ye romance fans!!!!!
Review responses:
Luna the Sheikah: Your friends read it too? I feel so honored! I'm glad you liked it so much! Can't wait for your next review!
darakeru kitsune: Thanks for the review!
backsplash007: Great! I'm glad you like it! I look forward to more reviews from you!
punkkagome: Thanks for the long review! Have I ever told you how much I like long reviews? Anyway, if you're looking for bathrooms, this is the chapter for you! I got a request for it a while ago and now I'm finally writing it. Enjoy!
chibiangel24: XD Thanks for the amusing review! Hope you continue reading and reviewing!
MANDY: YAY! I'm planning on making a separate sappy one-shot about the diary. If you want to know more, please see the author's note at the end.
dragon's kitty: XD Memory loss... I will have the sequel in a few chapters for you, so please don't hurt me!
BISHIECOLLECTOR: XD Thanks for the ideas! This IS rated G, though, so if I do use your ideas, I'll have to make them a little less perverted! XD Thanks for the review!
Inusama24: Actually, I've had many people requesting that. I'm making a separate one-shot. See the author's note at the end of the chapter for details!
Duragan: Thank you!
Rekouri Sentusu: Thanks for the review!
tinnitus: XD For some reason, I'm finding all my reviews very amusing today. Anyway, the toilet is in this chapter, though that's probably as perverted as I'm going to get. Thanks for reminding me that simpler objects can be amusing, too. In fact, look forward to the light switch in a couple of chapters! Bye, now!
Kage Neko: Thanks! I still feel so honored that you actually thought my story was good enough to tell your friends about! Thank you!
The-Wind-Dragon-Caller: Wow... Thank you! I'm glad you like my story so much! Your review was a great inspiration!
Disclaimer: SSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!! Inu-Yasha not mine!
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Chapter 10: The toilet and the... indoor waterfall?
----------
Inu-Yasha sat on the couch watching the most boring soap opera in the world.
----------A few hours later---------
Still watching crappy soap operas.
----------Even later---------
Now he was upside down on the couch (you know when you have your feet hanging over the back of the couch and your head hanging off the seat and you stare at the TV upside down and your hair looks all funky and your face turns red and... I'll shut up now.) and was watching... you guessed it, soap operas.
----------zzzzzzz---------
Now he was asleep, still upside down, and beginning to slide off the edge of the couch. He finally slid down so far that his head was on the floor and scrunched at an unnatural angle against his shoulder. His back was also bent at a rather painful-looking angle, and I suppose it did hurt because he eventually woke up with a groan. After a while, he managed to get on his feet without hurting himself. He stretched and got the crick out of his neck. He glanced at the TV, which was still on, and turned it off with a yawn.
'Geez. Isn't there anything to DO around here?'
Bored, he once again headed upstairs to find something to do, being stupid enough to ignore what had happened on his previous escapades. He found a very small room across the hallway from Kagome's room. It was very interesting. It had a hard white object hanging from the wall. It had a long silver thing on top of it and two smaller silver things with the letter 'H' on one and 'C' on the other. It had an object Kagome called a 'mee-roar' or something like that hanging above it. Next to that white object was another white object, but this one was sitting on the floor. It was round shaped with some sort of door on it. Inu-Yasha opened the door, thinking it was slightly strange to have a door that opened upwards. The inside of the object was filled with water. Inu-Yasha raised and eyebrow.
'Hmm. To drink out of?'
Inu-Yasha decided that this was its purpose and took a quick drink, using his hands as a cup. Wiping off his mouth on his sleeve, he glanced at the curtain on the far side of the tiny room. He pulled aside the curtain. Behind it was another white object that sat on the floor. It was larger than the other two and was rectangular in shape. The middle seemed to be dug out, making it look slightly like a boat. Inu-Yasha climbed inside, wondering why they had a boat inside their house. He looked toward the wall opposite him. There was another long silver thing and two little knobs that said 'H' and 'C'. The long silver thing had a little knob on top of it. It said 'shower' on it. He didn't really know what 'shower' meant, but he shrugged and pushed the knob anyway. Nothing happened.
Inu-Yasha shrugged again and decided to try one of the other knobs. He reached for the one that said 'C' and turned it. There was a strange noise right before...
"COLD!!!!!" Inu-Yasha shrieked as he leapt away from the water.
He found himself dripping wet in the doorway of the small room. He calmed his pounding heart and stared at the cold water that was still pouring down into the center of the boat-like object.
"I thought it was weird enough that they had a BOAT inside the house, but why in #$% do they have a freaking waterfall?!" he said aloud.
He approached the boat thing and decided that since the 'C' knob turned it on, then the 'H' knob would turn it off. (Kinda makes you wonder if all those 'sit's gave him brain damage.) He turned the 'H' knob. Nothing happened. He shrugged and turned the 'C' knob again. Still nothing happened. Getting slightly annoyed, he was once again very stupid and jumped into the boat thing to try and strangle the living daylights out of the thing where the water was coming from. Number one, he slipped on the bottom of the boat thing. Number two,
"HOT!!!!!!!"
Inu-Yasha once again leapt away, trying to escape the scalding water. He FINALLY figured it out (or maybe he just got lucky) and turned the 'H' knob, turning the waterfall off. Then nature called. Luckily for Inu- Yasha, the phone rang.
"Kagome?!"
"What's the matter, Inu-Yasha?"
"I need to......... you know."
"Huh?"
"I have to... go."
"Go where?"
"I need to GO!"
"Oh! Well, why didn't you say so?! Okay, upstairs, there's a little room across from mine. There's a little white thing on the floor called a toilet. Go there. And don't forget to lift the lid, okay?"
"..."
"Inu-Yasha?"
"You mean... that's where you... That's what that thing is for?"
"Yeah."
"I think I'm gonna be sick..."
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XD So what did you think? I think that's one of my best chapters yet! To all you people with requests, I promise I will get to them ASAP. Thank you! Don't forget to review!
BY THE WAY, for those of you who read the chapter about Kagome's diary, I'm going to make a separate one-shot that focuses on the romance aspect. Since this is a humor fic, I can't go making it all sappy. I'm not sure what I'm going to call it yet, but when I post it, I'll be sure to announce it here in Inu-Yasha meets the phone. Look forward to it, all ye romance fans!!!!!