Disc.: We don't own seaQuest and don't make money with this story. It's based on Camilla Sandman's "The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth" (OFUM) and we just asked if we could do the same with seaQuest. So here we are...

Be aware of the fact that we are making fun of seaQuest fanfiction, like typical MarySue stories, or ELFs...we are also making fun of ourselves and hope you don't take it too seriously because nobody's perfect and there's a little ELFer in all of us ;) and who has never written a Mary Sue? So, we hope you'll have fun.

Thanks to our Beta Anarore! (this one's the real first chapter, had to replace it...we confused ourselves...;) )

Official seaQuest Fanfiction University by YuryJulian & Samusa

True Love by Wolenczakdarling

...well, it was not that bad a beginning for a new seaQuest fanfiction. Wolenczakdarling had already thought about the whole plot. An emergency signal would reach the seaQuest and so the crew would find an almost destroyed mini-sub. The only person on board who was still alive would be a 16 year old girl named Mandy. The crew would take her on board the seaQuest, where she would meet Lucas. He would immediately fall in love with her when he found out that Mandy was a real genius in mathematics, physics and biology.

Hmmm...Wolenczakdarling wasn't quite sure about it. Something was missing. Oh, yes. She had an idea. Lucas would admit his love to Mandy after she saved Darwin's life, because she had noticed signs of a very dangerous dolphin-disease that nobody else had recognised...great. The basic idea was finished, so she could start writing. Just as Wolenczakdarling wanted to begin, her door opened and two men wearing blue uniforms, sunglasses and basecaps entered her room.

Before Wolenczakdarling could even react, they stood beside her. „Miss, are you planning to write a seaQuest fanfiction?" asked the man on her left side.

Completely confused and not to mention slightly shocked, she looked at this man and for a moment she really thought she had seen a UEO sign. Was she dreaming? „Who...are you?" she asked, a little bit scared.

„I don't think you are supposed to be asking the questions, Miss..." The man on her right side raised one eyebrow. „Miss Wolenczakdarling." He took a look at the screen. „If you want to write seaQuest fanfiction, you will have to visit the Official seaQuest Fanfiction University. No exceptions." Without waiting for an answer, he handed her a sheet of paper. „Fill in this form if you don't want to quit writing seaQuest fanfiction. You will be picked up tomorrow at 7:00. amBoth men - by now Wolenczakdarling was sure there was a seaQuest sign on their uniform - nodded and left the room.

Still confused, she took a closer look at the paper: Registration form for the „Official seaQuest Fanfiction University". What kind of joke was this? Which of her friends wanted to make a fool of Wolenczakdarling? She decided to ignore it and started to concentrate on her new brilliant story. But even before she could reach the keyboard, the door opened again and one of the men put his head into the room, without entering. „Miss Wolenczakdarling!"

She almost fell off her chair. One second later the door was shut and Wolenczakdarling was alone again. What the hell...how did those guys get into her house? With one hand on her keyboard and an expecting look at the door, she tried to go on writing her story. As expected, the door opened again. This time the man looked really really angry: „You wouldn't want me to take you to the military court, would you, Miss Wolenczakdarling?"

Okay, now she was frightened. She nodded, trying not to make any sudden moves which would make the officer (at least she thought he was an officer) even angrier.

„Fill in the form." He shut the door again.

Well, okay...the form. She began to fill it in.

Name: Wolenczakdarling

Rang: (Wolenczakdarling wasn't sure what she was supposed to write down. Did they mean a military rang? Actually she had no rang at all...she was a civilian...but she had an idea) Ensign - Science Crew (Great, this would get her closer to Lucas - at least that was what always happened in her dreams)

Favorite Fanfiction Genre: Romance (She didn't have to think about that for long)

Favorite Character: (Seriously? What a senseless question) LUCAS! (of course)

Then followed some different explanations which she flew over within one second without caring about them. The next questions were on the second page and she began to fill in her other data. What school she was/is going to, favorite food, favorite film (there is only seaQuest and no other!) and so on. After filling in the last twenty pages she took a look at her watch. What? How could this be? When she had sat down to write on her fantastic and without doubt brilliant new fanfic it was shortly after lunch and now... only one hour before midnight. After realizing this fact, she became tired and had to yawn.

Ok, she stood up, put the papers together on her desk and went to the bathroom to brush her teeths and change her clothes. After returning to her room, she got frightened at the two people who were awaiting her. „Who are you and how did you come in?" She asked them with panic in her voice. Her eyes wandered through the room to find something for protection but there wasn't anything.

The two people had been looking at the form during the timeWolenczakdarling was in the bathroom and now they turned to her. „What the hell are you wearing?"

„Uhm...what?" Wolenczakdarling didn't understand.

„What happened to your clothes?", asked the same person again.

Now it was really too stupid for Wolenczakdarling and she decided to throw them out of her house. „Go or I will call the police!"

„You don't have to call the police.", said the other person, a very pretty woman with blond hair wearing a white navy uniform. „We have the same rights as the police and we aren't here to do evil. All we are doing is our job and this is called: bring the new students to the official seaQuest fanfiction university. So, please change your clothes and follow us as soon as possible!"

Again Wolenczakdarling didn't understand. She was pretty sure she was dreaming. It couldn't be anything else. It had to be a dream. „Ok, I'll lie down on my bed and tomorrow morning everything will be ok again. No strange people entering my house and talking about universities." She was talking to herself and went straight to her bed.

Now the people did what they had to do in such situations. The other one, a man wearing a navy uniform too, got beside Wolenczakdarling and held her tight. „Will you cooperate with us voluntarily or shall I harm you?"

Wolenczakdarling was looking at him, scared. „You can't do that! I am American, I have rights!"

The woman smiled. „No you haven't! Not after filling out this form. You belong to the university for seaQuest fanfictions and you have to follow the orders of your superiors." She threw something at Wolenczakdarling which landed in front of her feet. „Put this on"

It took a while before she gave up and knelt down to look at the thing the woman had given her. It was a uniform, exactly like the one Lucas wore in seaQuest. Could this be? Her heart began to beat very fast. The man took two steps away from her and then turned around so she could put on the uniform. The woman was still looking at her angrily. Wolenczakdarling had the impression she was getting really impatient with her.

She was about to check out her new look in the mirror she had on her door when the man seized her arm roughly. She sighed at the pain she felt on her arm but the man didn't notice, or he ignored her. Followed by the woman, they left Wolenczakdarling's house and entered a Buick which drove them to the coast where a real Shuttle awaited them. It was one she knew from the series, but this couldn't be real! It was only a series on televison. How could this shuttle exist? The actors said at the end of every episode, and some guy said in the first season that they were working on such technology but it isn't finished yet and it would take many years to finally arrive at this point of development the series showed.

They all got into the shuttle and soon the journey started. Fascinated by the fact she was in a real shuttle she looked out of the little portholes. The sea was amazing and ... boring, dark where the light of the shuttle's searchlights couldn't break through the water. Again she felt how tired she was and she said to herself she would close her eyes, just for a few minutes. Only a little nap.

Someone shook her. „WAKE UP!"

Wolenczakdarling was awake immediatly. That guy again! She was angry at him but she had noticed early enough not to shout back at him, and stood up like he wanted her to do. He lead her out of the shuttle and now she saw many other girls in uniforms standing around in ... well... it looked like a hall, but above them there was the ocean, if she was right. Only glass separated them from the sea. Could this be? Was she in a colony under the sea like she had dreamed of many nights since she had seen her favorite series on TV for the first time? After a look around where she was, she was sure about it. This was an underwater colony and, what was more important, this didn't seem to be a dream! The fact that she was here was proof enough. Now she felt only joy and inner peace. Maybe there were some seaQuest members here too? By looking at the faces of the other girls (and only a few boys), she saw she was not the only one with this hope. Her eyes turned into little hearts when she began to think of meeting Lucas down here face to face. Hopefully she wouldn't become unconsious.