An undetermined amount of blowjobs, screaming orgasms, and screw-me-backwards', a VERY sloshed former queen of Genovia stumbled onto the stage. She clung to the mike for dear life. "Hey ya'll it's me"!
The crowd screamed like she was a freakin' pop star. "And I'm going to sing ya'll my favorite song". The queen pulled the mike off of the stand put the stand to the side and watched as Mia told the d.j. what song to play. The music started:
Easy
like Sunday morning
Like an angel calling
He taking me all
in
I'm embarrassing him with my skin
Like a glimmer of
light
Like a vision of life
And he's so perfect I couldn't
picture him if I tried
See some may come
Some may go
But
I'll follow you wherever you're the perfect mate for my soul
And I
know why I lose control whenever I'm around you cause you given
me
Your hand
And that's more than enough
Your glance
Is
like jumping in the river of
Jordan
Purify me baby
It's
like summertime always
Like it's sunny out all day
Whenever you
smile
Sweeter than momma's homemade
And I thought every man was
made the same way
But a world of smoke and ashes boy your are milk
and honey
See some may come
Some may go
But fill me up
with your love
You're nourishment to my soul
And I know why I
lose control
Whenever I'm around you
Cuz you given me
Your
hand
And that's more than enough
Your glance
Is like jumping
in the river of
Jordan
Purify me baby
The music faded away and Clarisse was stunned at the thunderous applause she received. She put the mic back and then stumbled back to her seat. And made out with her husband in front of the entire bar.