Guys I know this might sound weird or stupid to some of you but I am dedicating this story to my dog that I had for over 11 years that was killed two nights ago. So Duffy…this ones for you.

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Natalie walked into the living room where her daughter was sitting in front of the T.V.

"What ya watchin?"

"Forever Young." Julie responded, not looking away from the T.V.

Natalie smiled and shook her head. "You and your love stories."

"Can I help it if Mel Gibson is the greatest actor alive?"

"I would bet you have seen every Mel Gibson movie out there." Natalie teased her daughter.

"Except all the Lethal Weapons." Julie commented.

"Yeah and there is no way you are ever gonna see them."

"I don't get why not."

"Because T.V. doesn't always bleep out the swear words…Speaking of which…what is this rated?"

Julie thought for a moment. "umm I think PG."

"Ok."

Just then the phone rang and Natalie got up to answer it.

"Hello?"

"Natalie!" Monk's terrified voice said on the other end.

"What's wrong Mr. Monk?"

"Co-co-cock-" Adrian stuttered.

"Mr. Monk just spit it out."

"Cockroach! There is a COCKROACH in my room! RIGHT BY MY BED!"

"Mr. Monk just kill it."

"I cant 'just kill it' haven't you heard the stories? Cockroach's don't die!" Monk said as the stood on top of his chair.

"Well what do you want me to do about it!"

"I want you to catch it."

"eww no. I don't wanna touch a cockroach."

"Natalie………..please."

Natalie sighed. There was no way she was gonna win this one. "Ok Mr. Monk I'll be right there."

"Thank you, bye."

"Bye." She said as she hung up the phone.

"Julie we're going to Mr. Monk's house. Come on."

"Mom can I just stay here? The Movie is almost over."

"ok…lock the door behind me."

"Right." Julie said still looking at the T.V.

Natalie left and Julie did as she was told and locked the door behind her.

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Natalie walked into Monk's bedroom. She saw Adrian standing on the chair with a pail face.

"Ok where is it?" she asked.

Monk pointed and she walked to the other side of the bed.

"I don't see it."

" It's right there!" Monk said still pointing.

Natalie looked at where he was pointing and started to laugh. "Mr. Monk…" She said picking up the 'cockroach'…she held it out to him.

"Ahhh! Natalie what are you doing! Get that thing away from me!" Monk said leaning against the wall to get as far away from the 'cockroach' as possible.

"Mr. Monk it's a rollie-pollie."

"I don't think so."

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Julie stared at the T.V. Then she heard a knock at the door. "Mom must be home."

Julie got up and walked to the door and looked through the peephole. She saw a man holding a pizza box.

"Who is it?" Julie asked through the door.

"Pizza man!" The man answered.

Julie opened the door a crack but kept the chain lock in place. "We didn't order any pizza."

"Well lets see here…" The man said as he looked at the small piece of paper on top of the pizza box. "…is your name Teeger?"

"Well yeah but- " Julie started to say but was cut off.

"Listen. Is your mom or dad at home? Can I talk to them."

"Not right now."

Then the man kicked the door open and it came flying into Julie throwing her onto the floor and knocking her out.

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