At the surf club Robbie and Jack were playing pool.
"Yes! Delicious do you want another game?" asked jack smiling who just won "Oh man again? Fine" "Don't feel bad mate you are playing against the master" said jack gloating "Oh please if you weren't any more full of yourself" "I would probably think this song is about me...yes that's true I would do you want a game?" jack asked "You wouldn't stand a chance" "Oh really?" "Back where I lived I am the raiding champion" "Small town is it? Population 10?" jack laughed "As much as I would to like that smile off your face Im not sure I can stand being around you in the short amount of time that would take" "In other words you're scared?" "Oh im not scared" "Well lets have a game?" "Fine! If that's what it will take to shut you up no problem let's have a game just don't say I didn't warn you." "Trust me you won't need to" 'Ooh confident aren't you?" "So much so Im willing to make it interesting why don't we put money on it lets say 20 bucks a game?" "Great it will be the easiest cash I have ever made".
Jack had just lost the game "Martha's the champion" Robbie announced "Thank you thank you" said Martha 'Now I wish we had bet $50 instead of $20" "Im happy to go for that" "Are you serious?" "Mate you know that you're the one getting flogged here" said Robbie "Nah im just warming up" replied jack "Hey I don't mind it's not like I have anything to loose!"
"Ok guys im going" said Robbie looking at his watch "Yes I don't mean to gloat but you jack are a big fat loser" said Martha putting a l shape to her head "So do you want another game?" "Hey you already owe me 100 bucks give up while the going is good" "Come on one more!" "You are total massacres!"
"Yes aha" said Martha laughing "I didn't think you liked arrogant winners?" "Can you say that again I like the way it sounds w-i-n-n-e-r" "the thing is im struggling to get into this because the steaks aren't high enough" "Yeah sure any excuse!" "How about this then? The loser of this game has to do a nudie run?" "You just don't know when to give up do you?" said Martha confident she is going to win "Are you up for it?" "More to the point is the general public up to seeing your naked butt?" "Do we have a deal or don't we?" "Sure as long as you are up for the embarrassment" "Confident aren't you?" asked jack "So much so im going to let you break" said Martha handing the club to jack "are you sure?" "Hey what have I got too loose?" The game had started and jack had gotten off to a good round "lucky break… wow im really on a role… it's like its all coming back to me... get ready to get naked!" "This isn't fair you tricked me you were playing badly on purpose" snapped Martha "honestly I didn't ok? Im just having a late return of form I think that's my game!" "You cheated" "poor looser aren't you?" "Hey what about our bet?" "Not in a million years" said Martha but jack had a big grin on his face.
"This is so unfair" said Martha who was standing with an orange towel wrapped around her. "But it would be un-Australian not to play up when it comes to a bet?" "Yeah well the only reason im doing it is because if I don't ill never live it down." "Well what are you waiting for..?" Martha sighed she dropped the towel and ran "Go Martha!" jack yelled out.
"So how long are you going to be away?" asked Alf talking to Morag as they were walking up form the beach along the path "Well it depends on the case- maybe a while" "Ohh" Alf's eye caught something "Strike me Rome!" "Hey granddad how's the fish going?" asked Martha as she ran past him and Morag naked! "Put some clothes on girl what are you thinking?" Alf asked Morag was just laughing she hadn't seen anything funnier.!