After Legolas married his beloved, she decided that it was time for him to meet her parents. 'OK' Legolas said. 'Good' Dee said. 'Let's go then?' Legolas said. 'Sure' Dee said. 'Just forgot to tell you that I'm from the future.' o_O was Legolas expression

Post-LOTR (Also titled: "Let's See How Much We Can Stuff Into This PG-13 Rating!") A misdirected Frodo tries to express himself to Sam. F/S slash... Or is it? *holds pinky finger to mouth a la Dr. Evil* See inside for details.

Drugs! Prostitution! Drunkeness! Need I say more? The much delayed final installment - The Departure of Boromir's Liver

Merry and Pippin's reaction after Gandalf has come and gone from Isengard. A gentle, lighthearted look at the aftermath of this unexpected reunion. NO slash, sex, profanity, or violence

My take on a certain all-too-popular plot (or, usually, PWP) device: the A/L rapefic. If you're a fan of them, this will disappoint you.

Legolas tries (and fails very badly) to convince himself that he's scared of nothing. Many revelations ensue …

The Fellowship argues over whom is the cutest of the group.

Raps by Eminem...gone Middle-Earth style! I've only got one up now, based on White America.

lord of the rings

Estella Brandybuck, nee Bolger, finds some consolation in a life without love. Implied slash.

My first LotR fic Be merciful. On October 6th Frodo Baggins is sick as usual. But his cousins and Sam suspect something when he isn't better the next morning. And so another journey begins. Except this is where Frodo's Destiny could End.

Lord of the rings from the point of view of a servant, what kind of changes will he see middle earth undergo?

This story is a companion to "Never". Another Sam monologue, major *major* angst. This is his self-conflict before leaving Frodo's (seemingly) dead body and carrying on the Quest. R/R, and I'll love you forever!

The Final Battle. The Second Alliance of Elves and Men (and the Powers). The fate of the World. Arda remade. Silmarillion-based fic. ***Challenge inside!!!***

A survivor of the Elven Smiths is found, confused and angered will she find her hope?

COMPLETE! Inspired by one of Evil Old Woman's stories, two unusual patrons ask to hear the story of a shopkeeper in Dale, and the blade that is not for sale.

I hope it does the real V.S.D's justice. My attempt at being funny, hope you enjoy it ^_^ P.S. I do not own the V.S.D's They belong to Cassandra Claire.

After Boromir's fall to the orcs, Legolas makes a startling discovery and returns to Rivendell. New character introduction. PLEASE R/R!!!!!

Set before Lotr, or in an AU, u decide. King Thranduil throws a party and one attendent catches our favorite prince's eye. But she has a dark past. Can Legolas help her heal? She's an OC too. Enjoy and review!

Do you know the story behind the making of the three rings of Power? It wasn't Just Sauron...

Mandos reflects, mostly on Feanor. Short piece, please review constructive criticism welcome.

His name is Aragorn. Among the Elves he is Estel; to the mortal Men, he appears to be a mere Ranger called "Strider." A little introduction to the many names of Aragorn son of Arathorn.

The fellowship find some slash fanfiction... about themselves. Frodo/Elrond?! Almost every other pairing is mentioned.

My own version of how and why Boromir betrayed the Fellowship, in a revised story. This is not for Boromir fans! A/L Slash! Part 1 of the 2-part ending is now up. Final chapter coming soon...

***SLASH*** A Frodo/Sauron story set in an AU- What if Sauron *had* taken the One Ring from Frodo? Part 3 *finally* up!