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Chapter 5

Draco's P.O.V

I hate life!! I hate Granger and her little friends!! I hate Hogwarts!! I HATE EVERYTHING!!

That argument at the Great Hall...it spoilt my reputation. Because I never loose an argument...and I mean never. But then, I'm not the one who lost the whole damn argument. Pansy and Cho did. They can't argue for nuts. Let alone their life. I just tried to help them...but...but...but they didn't let me. That's right...they didn't let me argue for themcough cough. I mean if they let me, we would have surely won, hands down. So it's their fault, not mine. Just ignore what I said about me loosing the argument. I just lost my head there...

Draco's thoughts at this second: They won't know that I'm lying...these people are stupid anyway!! (A/N: He's talking abt u people, hehe)

Anyway enough of my...I mean their loosing. Where am I now you may ask?? Actually you will ask. And since you did, I'll let you know. I'm sitting on a chair, in hell...well okay I'm not dead yet but I'm sure anything in hell, is better than having Pansy screeching in your ears for 24 hours of the day!!! It's bloody annoying, let me tell you.

"Draco" My poor ears!!! "What do you think of my new shoes?"

"They are very beautiful" I muttered. Okay I confess...I lied to her. Her shoes are hideous...down right hideous.

"And my earrings?"

"Wonderful" I lied again

"My lipstick?"

"Fascinating"

"My-"

"Everything about you is wonderful" I said before she could go on. I mean...if she goes on to something beneath her clothes...ewwww!!! Forget it!!

She smiled at me...that smile makes me...SICK!!!! She leaned forward to kiss me...I think. But I leaned backwards before she could even touch me. I do NOT want that ugly lipstick on me. NO WAY!!!

"What's wrong Draccy?" she asked wearing her puppy dog eyes. Draccy?? When was I ever Daccy?? God save me!!

But before I could say anything else...Dumbledore interrupted, thank god!!! For once...he is on time!! "I'd like to have a word with the head boy and head girl in my office after dinner. Thank you very much. And after you eat, you are all dismissed. Good night!!!" And with that he disappeared. Weird!! Everything about him is weird anyway.

I started gobbling everything up so that getting away from Pansy would be quicker. I can't bear her and her Draccy for another second. Finishing my food, I got up, gave a Pansy a flying kiss (can't be bothered to touch her) and left the Great Hall before Pansy could say anything else.

Dumbledore's office

I ran to the office as fast as I could. Before Pansy could even think of getting up. As I muttered the password, I jumped into the room...Dumbledore's office. Taking a deep breath I looked around...no Pansy!!! Good!!! But I groaned soon as I saw Ghost Granger. I had almost forgotten that she was the head girl. I loose one (Pansy), I gain another (Granger) sigh And Dumbledore wasn't there either.

"Malfoy!! Running away from your girlfriend!! How irresponsible!!" said Granger in a sarcastic voice. I bet she loves annoying me just as much as I love annoying her. No!! Actually I love annoying her more. More is the key word in that sentence.

"Shut it, Ganger" I snapped

"Yeah I will, father" she said again...in a sarcastic, small girl's voice. She can somehow really climb on my nerves.

"God forbid the day I'm your father...but then if its so...then my wife must have had you when I was a just a baby since we are both 17" I said snickering.

Granger gave me one of those classic looks which seemed to say You are the most disgusting person I've ever seen. What a compliment.

I sat down opposite her since that was the only place I could actually sit in. It's really weird seeing Granger as a ghost. Did I say weird?? I meant good. I'll rephrase that phrase...It's good seeing Granger as a ghost!!

I grabbed a quill and threw it at her and to my surprise it knocked her instead of going though her. Hehe!! That didn't matter. All the better!!!

"OWW!!!" she moaned.

"I thought you were ghost!!" I snickered

"Things do not go through me, you dumb ass. And I'm NOT a ghost even though I look like one"

"I'll remember that" I said sarcastically. She glared at me. Another classic look.

"I hate you!!" she said, her eyes burning.

"I'll remember that too"

"Did you know that this quill could have pricked me in the eye and that could have made me blind?" she asked, picking the quill up.

"Well...all for the better isn't it?"

She turned away from me and started messing with the quill. I love annoying her. It's so FUN!!!

"So how is life, living as 'Ghost Granger'?" I said, smirking. But she didn't say anything. All she did was ignore me.

"Did you hear me?" I asked again, getting irritated. But all I got was the same response. I was really annoyed. No one ignores a Malfoy. Let alone a Mudblood.

I lunged forward and grabbed a book she was holding, thinking it'll really annoy her. And it did. I was a 100% correct...as always.

"Give it to me, you git!!" she said, jumping up and down, trying to get the book.

"I don't think so, shorty" I said laughing, holding the book up in the air.

All of a sudden, she kicked me hard...in my leg and it HURT!!! It hurt a lot!!! Didn't know she could kick that hard . "OWWW!!!" I moaned, rubbing my leg.

"Serves you right" she said smiling.

I was really angry all of a sudden. I couldn't believe it. She had kicked me and smiled. And no one kicks me and smiles. Slapping is acceptable but kicking me and smiling? NO WAY!! That's it...the gloves are coming off.

Getting really angry at her, I grabbed her (she felt like...human though she didn't look like one) and pushed her against Dumbledore's table. Not that hard though. I mean she is a girl after all. Did I just say that?? I need some medication!!!

"Don't you ever do that to me again" I said angrily

"Yeah yeah" she muttered. It looked like she was pretty scared. Serves the mudblood right. She deserves it. I was so engrossed in getting my revenge that I forgot that I was actually touching her.

"Are you scared, Granger?"

"What? Of you? My head I am" Even when saying this, her voice was quivering.

But then all of a sudden the table moved backwards and we toppled over. Me on her. And the really SICK...you know it wasn't that...WAIT A MINUTE. What am I saying?? It was sick!!

As I was saying before before I lost my mind was that I fell on her and my mouth...narrowly missing her mouth, landed on her forehead. And as a result, I KISSED HER FOREHEAD!!!! But that's not it...Dumbledore walked in right at that second, instant...WHATEVER!!! And...I cant' continue. I just too...too...hard.

I so wanted to be seen like this...NOT!!!!! God please kill me now!!! NOW!!!! No such luck!! I'm still alive!! NO!!!!!!

A/N: There you have it!! Hey Hermione will only turn into human again if her prince charming kisses her on her mouth okay??? Anyway hope you like it and please review!! Like I always say...I'll update sooner or later!!!