Disclaimer – I don't any of the HP characters!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Author's Note – I am SO SO sorry that I took a really long time to update. I am on holiday and I'm just using one of friend's computer at the moment. BUT...it's worth it coz you guys ROCK!!!! Thanks for all the reviews!!!!!! And so here is the next chapter...
Chapter 6
Hermione's P.O.V
I really can't believe the git could do such the thing...especially in front of Prof. Dumbledore. He...he...he...Oh I can't say it. Fine!!! Fine!! Stop looking at me like that, will you!!! I will tell you what he did!!! But then...okay FINE!!! He...he KISSED ME ON MY FOREHEAD!!!!!!!! Happy????? Can you believe the nerve of the idiot???
But then, it's not like he did it on purpose. So he really DIDN'T have the nerve to kiss me. I am a mudblood after all. No Malfoy and I mean no Malfoy would have the guts or nerve to kiss me. Even if it was my forehead. It's a good thing, his lips didn't land on my mouth...though they did feel kind of...NO!!!! They felt BAD!! Yes, very very very BAD!!!
"Do you mind, Mr. Malfoy, getting off Miss. Granger?" asked Dumbledore. And when Malfoy did – almost tripping on me again –, I saw Dumbledore SMILING!!! Yes, that's what he was doing...smiling!!! Out of the things he could do, he was....ARRRGGGGHHH!!!! Why couldn't he shout at Malfoy instead??? sigh
"And why, Professor Dumbledore did you call us??" asked Malfoy, in a very professional manner; with his head high, like absolutely nothing unusual had happened. Something I couldn't have done, a second after having a Malfoy on me.
"Have a seat, please" said Professor Dumbledore moving behind his desk. As he sat down, he handed both of us some sherbet lemon. Well...that's nice. He's giving both of us sherbet lemon when HE SHOULD BE GIVING MALFOY DETENTION FOR ABUSING ME!!!!!!!! And to think, I actually worshiped this guy seven years ago. Well okay, maybe I still do. But honestly...sherbet lemon???? Who would think of sherbet lemon in a situation like this???
"I called you both...to let you know that the Head boy and girl common room has been finally arranged for both of you'll. And so I think, it would be a nice if you'll could both pack your stuff now and head over there as soon as possible." said Dumbledore.
I nearly choked over my sherbet lemon. Common room?? Oh, how could I have forgotten about it!! Dumbledore had told us – when this school year started – that our headquarters hadn't been arranged for us just then and that it would take a few weeks for it to be ready. Had the few week already gone by???
"There are two bedrooms...one for you Mr. Malfoy and other for you Miss. Granger" continued Professor Dumbledore nodding his head at me when he said my name. "And of course there is a bathroom though unfortunately only one along with a sitting area etc"
Okay someone can pinch me now. This nightmare has to stop right NOW.
Someone from the audience pinches Hermione really hard
A BIG thank you to that person who pinched me. I am most grateful to you. Though...WHY AREN'T I NOT WAKING UP???????? sigh Of course. How could I be that stupid?? The answer, of course is very simple. IT'S NOT A DREAM!!! This is really happening. And to think, that I actually did very well in my OWLs two years ago.
I had always thought that being head-girl and having my own head quarters etc would be very...um...nice. (I need my dictionary!!!!) (A/N: Hermione is telling this to herself). But somebody by the name of Malfoy – have you noticed that, that name always seems causes trouble, wherever it's heard??? – had to spoil it all. Everything!!! My dream!!! All gone!!!
And now instead of sharing my dream with someone amiable (Maybe I don't need one – a dictionary that is - after all), I have to share it with a spoilt, idiotic, swollen-headed git. And not only do I have to share my dream...I ALSO HAVE TO SHARE MY BATHROOM!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!
Draco's P.O.V
In the Head boy and girl's common room
Okay, why Granger???? Why in the world do I have to, not only imprint my lips on her forehead but also live, yes LIVE in the same room she does???? Doesn't Dumbledore understand that my nose and not to mention, my body is very sensitive to mudbloods. I AM BREATHING THE SAME AIR SHE IS AT THIS MOMENT FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!!!!!
"GRANGER!!!!" I called settling myself on the sofa. I have to say...this is very comfortable.
"Yes???" she asked running into the sitting area. I'm still not used to seeing her as a ghost!!! Though when I kissed...no!!! Let me rephrase that. When my lips accidentally landed on her forehead, it – her forehead that is – felt very solid indeed. Almost like a human's and...it felt quite ni...NO!!! It felt digusting!! Very very very disgusting!!! "What's wrong?? Did you hurt yourself??" she asked, moving towards me. But – THANK GOODNESS!!!!! – she stood about a foot away from me.
OOOOOOOH!!! Granger cares for me. How interesting. Snorting, I asked, "Do you really care for me Granger???"
Her face went red at that instant. Yes, her face actually turned red. That's the first time I've seen a ghost go red. The Barron, our Slytherin ghost normally goes green. No idea why though.
"Why did you call me??" she asked angrily, ignoring my statement. Did I mention this before...it's so fun getting Granger all red and angry. It's a lot better when she is human. But her being a ghost isn't really that bad though it really is a big "put down" at moment like this. Moments like these are the times when my confidence accelerates at very top speeds.
"I called you, to make me cup to tea" I said, snuggling into the sofa. This is the life!!!
"You called me," she snapped "To make you a cup of tea"
"Yes" I replied, giving her one of my best grins.
"I ran all this way, thinking that you were hurt, just to make you a cup of tea" she repeated.
God!!! Doesn't she get it??? And people say she's supposed to be the brainiest girl ever. Did she find this situation, a riddle???
"For heaven's sake, Granger, YES!!!!!! So now, get with the program" I said, now quite irritated. All she had to do was pour hot water, tea, sugar, milk and VOILA!!! There you go...tea!!! It was that easy. For a girl with an IQ of about 300 – if that was possible -, she was pretty dumb and dim.
"Malfoy?" she asked sweetly.
"Yes?" I asked and then continued, "If you are about to ask me whether I want milk added, the answer is yes"
"Malfoy?"
"What is it this time?" I snapped
"GO TO HELL!!!!!!" she shouted, mind you. And then walked out of the room just like that, without making my after dinner tea. For the first time in my life...I need Pansy. She would have done it without any complaints...like a lady. If only she was a lady in other ways...she would have made a wonderful wife.
Oh the humanity!!! Now not only do I have to live, breathe the air and share a bathroom with an unlady-like mudblood. I also won't be able to have my after dinner tea unless I make it!!! And that's not how the world should work!!! No Malfoy is to make his own tea. And that's stated in clause B4 in our book, "How to be a Malfoy" passed from generation to generation.
ARGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! I hate my life!!! Okay maybe I don't. I just hate it this instant. I NEED MY AFTER DINNER TEA!!!!!! Hey!!! Can one of you'll make my tea?? All I need is three spoons of sugar with....
The curtains close
...with a bit of.... FINE!!! BE THAT WAY!!!!!!!!
Author's Note: Well there you go. Hermione will get her first sleeping beauty kiss in the next chapter. Please review!! And till next time...ADIOS AMIGOS!!!!!!!!
Author's Note – I am SO SO sorry that I took a really long time to update. I am on holiday and I'm just using one of friend's computer at the moment. BUT...it's worth it coz you guys ROCK!!!! Thanks for all the reviews!!!!!! And so here is the next chapter...
Chapter 6
Hermione's P.O.V
I really can't believe the git could do such the thing...especially in front of Prof. Dumbledore. He...he...he...Oh I can't say it. Fine!!! Fine!! Stop looking at me like that, will you!!! I will tell you what he did!!! But then...okay FINE!!! He...he KISSED ME ON MY FOREHEAD!!!!!!!! Happy????? Can you believe the nerve of the idiot???
But then, it's not like he did it on purpose. So he really DIDN'T have the nerve to kiss me. I am a mudblood after all. No Malfoy and I mean no Malfoy would have the guts or nerve to kiss me. Even if it was my forehead. It's a good thing, his lips didn't land on my mouth...though they did feel kind of...NO!!!! They felt BAD!! Yes, very very very BAD!!!
"Do you mind, Mr. Malfoy, getting off Miss. Granger?" asked Dumbledore. And when Malfoy did – almost tripping on me again –, I saw Dumbledore SMILING!!! Yes, that's what he was doing...smiling!!! Out of the things he could do, he was....ARRRGGGGHHH!!!! Why couldn't he shout at Malfoy instead??? sigh
"And why, Professor Dumbledore did you call us??" asked Malfoy, in a very professional manner; with his head high, like absolutely nothing unusual had happened. Something I couldn't have done, a second after having a Malfoy on me.
"Have a seat, please" said Professor Dumbledore moving behind his desk. As he sat down, he handed both of us some sherbet lemon. Well...that's nice. He's giving both of us sherbet lemon when HE SHOULD BE GIVING MALFOY DETENTION FOR ABUSING ME!!!!!!!! And to think, I actually worshiped this guy seven years ago. Well okay, maybe I still do. But honestly...sherbet lemon???? Who would think of sherbet lemon in a situation like this???
"I called you both...to let you know that the Head boy and girl common room has been finally arranged for both of you'll. And so I think, it would be a nice if you'll could both pack your stuff now and head over there as soon as possible." said Dumbledore.
I nearly choked over my sherbet lemon. Common room?? Oh, how could I have forgotten about it!! Dumbledore had told us – when this school year started – that our headquarters hadn't been arranged for us just then and that it would take a few weeks for it to be ready. Had the few week already gone by???
"There are two bedrooms...one for you Mr. Malfoy and other for you Miss. Granger" continued Professor Dumbledore nodding his head at me when he said my name. "And of course there is a bathroom though unfortunately only one along with a sitting area etc"
Okay someone can pinch me now. This nightmare has to stop right NOW.
Someone from the audience pinches Hermione really hard
A BIG thank you to that person who pinched me. I am most grateful to you. Though...WHY AREN'T I NOT WAKING UP???????? sigh Of course. How could I be that stupid?? The answer, of course is very simple. IT'S NOT A DREAM!!! This is really happening. And to think, that I actually did very well in my OWLs two years ago.
I had always thought that being head-girl and having my own head quarters etc would be very...um...nice. (I need my dictionary!!!!) (A/N: Hermione is telling this to herself). But somebody by the name of Malfoy – have you noticed that, that name always seems causes trouble, wherever it's heard??? – had to spoil it all. Everything!!! My dream!!! All gone!!!
And now instead of sharing my dream with someone amiable (Maybe I don't need one – a dictionary that is - after all), I have to share it with a spoilt, idiotic, swollen-headed git. And not only do I have to share my dream...I ALSO HAVE TO SHARE MY BATHROOM!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!
Draco's P.O.V
In the Head boy and girl's common room
Okay, why Granger???? Why in the world do I have to, not only imprint my lips on her forehead but also live, yes LIVE in the same room she does???? Doesn't Dumbledore understand that my nose and not to mention, my body is very sensitive to mudbloods. I AM BREATHING THE SAME AIR SHE IS AT THIS MOMENT FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!!!!!
"GRANGER!!!!" I called settling myself on the sofa. I have to say...this is very comfortable.
"Yes???" she asked running into the sitting area. I'm still not used to seeing her as a ghost!!! Though when I kissed...no!!! Let me rephrase that. When my lips accidentally landed on her forehead, it – her forehead that is – felt very solid indeed. Almost like a human's and...it felt quite ni...NO!!! It felt digusting!! Very very very disgusting!!! "What's wrong?? Did you hurt yourself??" she asked, moving towards me. But – THANK GOODNESS!!!!! – she stood about a foot away from me.
OOOOOOOH!!! Granger cares for me. How interesting. Snorting, I asked, "Do you really care for me Granger???"
Her face went red at that instant. Yes, her face actually turned red. That's the first time I've seen a ghost go red. The Barron, our Slytherin ghost normally goes green. No idea why though.
"Why did you call me??" she asked angrily, ignoring my statement. Did I mention this before...it's so fun getting Granger all red and angry. It's a lot better when she is human. But her being a ghost isn't really that bad though it really is a big "put down" at moment like this. Moments like these are the times when my confidence accelerates at very top speeds.
"I called you, to make me cup to tea" I said, snuggling into the sofa. This is the life!!!
"You called me," she snapped "To make you a cup of tea"
"Yes" I replied, giving her one of my best grins.
"I ran all this way, thinking that you were hurt, just to make you a cup of tea" she repeated.
God!!! Doesn't she get it??? And people say she's supposed to be the brainiest girl ever. Did she find this situation, a riddle???
"For heaven's sake, Granger, YES!!!!!! So now, get with the program" I said, now quite irritated. All she had to do was pour hot water, tea, sugar, milk and VOILA!!! There you go...tea!!! It was that easy. For a girl with an IQ of about 300 – if that was possible -, she was pretty dumb and dim.
"Malfoy?" she asked sweetly.
"Yes?" I asked and then continued, "If you are about to ask me whether I want milk added, the answer is yes"
"Malfoy?"
"What is it this time?" I snapped
"GO TO HELL!!!!!!" she shouted, mind you. And then walked out of the room just like that, without making my after dinner tea. For the first time in my life...I need Pansy. She would have done it without any complaints...like a lady. If only she was a lady in other ways...she would have made a wonderful wife.
Oh the humanity!!! Now not only do I have to live, breathe the air and share a bathroom with an unlady-like mudblood. I also won't be able to have my after dinner tea unless I make it!!! And that's not how the world should work!!! No Malfoy is to make his own tea. And that's stated in clause B4 in our book, "How to be a Malfoy" passed from generation to generation.
ARGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! I hate my life!!! Okay maybe I don't. I just hate it this instant. I NEED MY AFTER DINNER TEA!!!!!! Hey!!! Can one of you'll make my tea?? All I need is three spoons of sugar with....
The curtains close
...with a bit of.... FINE!!! BE THAT WAY!!!!!!!!
Author's Note: Well there you go. Hermione will get her first sleeping beauty kiss in the next chapter. Please review!! And till next time...ADIOS AMIGOS!!!!!!!!