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Author's Note: I'm so sorry I took awhile to update!!! I've been seriously busy. SORRY!!!! Here is the next chapter!!! Don't kill me!!!
Chapter 7
Draco's P.O.V
-The next morning-
"Granger, get hell out of there NOW!!!" I shouted, standing in front of our bathroom. How long does she take to have a freakin' shower?? Seriously!!! She's been in there for the past hour. -sigh-
Why can't we have TWO bathrooms?? Just goes to show how cheap Hogwarts is. I mean how in the world can I share ONE bathroom with a MUDBLOOD. A mudblood, I tell you. And mind you, this mudblood doesn't happen to be very good looking either. Now if it was somebody good looking...well...that would be a different story. But this mudblood is damn ugly (okay not THAT much but she is...in a way. You got to admit that) and she's bloody annoying.
"Shut up, Malfoy" was her answer. Not only is she ugly and annoying. She's really rude too. God!!!
"I mean it, mudblood. Come out, right now. Why do you need to take a shower anyway?? You are a freakin' GHOST for heaven's sake!!!!!!"
"Shut up". That's all she says. Shut up, shut up and shut up. Like yesterday, I asked her to stop breathing since it'll contaminate our quarters and guess what she said. Yes, SHUT UP!!!! I mean come on!!! Couldn't she have answered in a polite manner. She could have said something like: Yes, Master Draco. I shall and will stop breathing. Sheesh!!! People these days. Actually it's: Mudbloods these days. They should be bowing down to us, purebloods. Not telling us to shut up!!!
Now...now...why am I getting all heated up anyway?? I'm the Malfoy. I'm the one who's supposed to be calm and collected. Not her!!! She's supposed to be the one shouting.
Okay let's do this the Malfoy way!!! All I need is plan. A simple and effective plan. But then...all my plans are effective. Except for the time when I hexed Potter and it back-fired unfortunately. And then...okay THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!! Now, for the planning. Stop distracting me, you people!!!!
Aha!!! I got it!!! All I have to do is get in there and make her come out on her own. Okay, that's pretty easy IF I KNEW HOW TO DO IT!!!!!! Come on!!! There's got to be a way to get in there. There just has to be. Aha!!! Of course. I could use the -unlocking a door- spell. See?? I've already come up with the first part!!! Clever me!!! I bet none of you could have come up with that!!!
Now for the second part. How the hell do I make her come out without killing her instead?? Um...I could...um...hex her??? Nah...too babyish. I could pretend I'm some sort murderer or rapist?? Nah...to stupid and un-Malfoy like. I could...hey I could use my Malfoy charm. That's it!!! My Malfoy charm...it always works around the ladies!!
You may ask, what is the Malfoy charm? Actually you will ask. You'll will have to beg on your knees. Yes, that's right. Now come on everybody. Stand your knees and start begging me to tell you what the Malfoy charm is.
-Everyone stands on their knees and starts begging-
That's right!!! The Malfoy charm...everybody listen now...is to move towards them (the girls, of course. You sick people!!!) and start nibbling on their neck slowly and mutter bull-st into their ears. That really makes them go ga-ga. Of course the secret is to do this...in a really sexy mysterious sort of way.
Except for Granger...she wouldn't actually go ga-ga...she'd run out of the room!!! HA!! HA!!! HAHAHA!!!! Thank you, thank you!!!
I know...I know...that means that I have touch Granger but I NEED TO HAVE SHOWER!!!! And anyway...after she runs away, I'll rinse my mouth with my -gets rid of mudblood germs- mouthwash. This plan will work a...100. Maybe a 99.99999. But ANYWAY...now with the plan.
-Inside the bathroom-
"Hello, Granger" I said smiling, standing by the door way.
She suddenly turned around and stared at me, surprised. And just for your information, she had a towel wrapped around her and I have to admit, she didn't look that bad even though she was ghost and...(DUH!!!) Granger. I'd give her an 8/10 for her figure. Nice legs. mind you. It's a pity all that's wasted on a Mudblood. "GET OUT, MALFOY!!!" she screamed "NOW!!!!! YOU PERVERT!!!!!!"
"Dear me, Granger. You do have quite a temper don't you?" I said moving towards her. Yes, I know. I'm really taking a big risk. I could ruin my Malfoy reputation but I NEED MY SHOWER!!!
Hermione's P.O.V
I can't believe him!!! How could he come in like that??? And I mean...in his boxers????????? Oh-my-god!!! And why did he have to look...okay I know...this is not right...but why did he have look so good!!! I mean he really does have a good body!!! Everything is in the right place. His muscles...his...OKAY STOP IT!!!!!! This is Malfoy we are talking about!!!!
God!!!!! This is not right!!!!! I'm in towel and he's coming nearer. Help me, someone!!!
"Malfoy, don't you even come near me!!!" I said, out of breath "I mean it". But he didn't listen. He just came nearer and nearer and I was moving backwards when suddenly I hit the wall...I was cornered. I was TRAPPED!!!
"You look beautiful, Granger...for once" he said, laying his hands on my waist...if the towel fell...I'm so busted!!!
"Malfoy don't you go any further. Stop it!!! I mean it!!" His other hand moved towards my hair, moving the strands out of my face.
"I'm a mudblood remember?" I said, practically begging. I couldn't believe what he was doing!! I mean, it's MALFOY!!!!!! The guy, who hates me. The guy, who I hate!!! The guy...who right now...is on me!!!!!!!
"Let's forget that for now, shall we" he murmured, his mouth on my neck. OH-MY-GOD!!!!!!!! This is just not right!!! Seriously!!! I mean...it feels...it feels...nic-...NO IT DOESN'T!!! I have to get out now!!!
"Malfoy...LOOK!!! A BEE!!!!!!!" I screamed suddenly. It was a lie of course. I just can't have him kissing my neck. NO WAY!!!!!!
"Where??" he said suddenly turning around and that was my chance. I grabbed my robes and ran out of the bathroom as fast I could!!!
Draco's P.O.V
Okay...that wasn't meant to happen!!! I mean the part about the bee but anyway...her neck did feel kind of...NO, IT DIDN'T!!! It felt HORRIBLE. DOWN RIGHT HORRIBLE!!!!!!
Yeah, it did. It seriously did. SO well...now that's sorted out!! Now for my shower!!
-Much much later-
Hermione's P.O.V
I can't believe him!!! I just can't!! How could he do that!! I so hate him!!! After class, when I went to my dormitory I found a note...written by Malfoy. ARGH!!!!!! I hate him!!!
Granger,
That incident in the bathroom was supposed to get me, my shower!!! You were taking too long!!! FYI, you still stink!!
Your truly,
Malfoy.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! I REALLY DO!! I'll get him...you just wait and see!!! How could he...how could he even think of such a thing???? The swollen headed git!!! And to think that I actually...ENOUGH!!! Enough about that idiot.
Anyway guess what??? I got my first prince-charming kiss and...it was...HORRIBLE!!!!! The guy couldn't even kiss!!! HE came up to me and he...well let's just go back in time, shall we.
-REWIND...no...not there...fast forward...YES!!! NO!!!! Rewind a bit more...yes...yes...THERE!!! FREEZE!!!-
"Can I kiss you?? Please?" asked 'my prince charming'. Black hair, brown eyes. not that bad looking but he looked SO...vulnerable. Even I seemed better.
"Um...sure" I muttered. After all...every boy had to kiss me. Might as well get this one over with. So...anyway...he moved towards me and plonked his lips on top of mine. And it...was so SLOPPY!!!!!! No one could be this bad!!!
And after we finished...NOTHING HAPPENED!!!! I didn't even return to my normal self!!! All gone for nothing!!! Nothing!!! And it wasn't even ROMANTIC!!!!!
Now CAN WE PLEASE return back to where we were!!!
-FAST FORWARD!!! Yes...NO....NO!!!!...yes...no...rewind...a bit more...more...and YES!!! FREEZE!!!-
THANK YOU!!!! I don't even want to look at that again. So anyway...that was how it ended!!!!!!!!!! I might as well have chosen to sleep!!!!!!! -sigh- Now for Malfoy!!! HE IS SO BUSTED!!!!! But on second thought do I want him to do what he did to me again?? Corner me and kiss me...do I...BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!! He is still so BUSTED!!!!!
Author's Note: Hope you like it!!!!!! Please review!!!! Thanks for reading and sorry if the characters were OOC but SOMETHING had to happen. Anyway please REVIEW!!!!!!!!