Title: Chocolate Ice Cream
Series: Teen Titans
Summary: Quite possibly the weirdest story ever, with weird pairings, slash, fluff, smut.
Chapters: Very Short One-Shot
Rating: M (for good reason)
A/N: Wow…this is the weirdest thing I've ever written. Feel free to flame, since this is really weird. I guess it should be under humor, but whatever, it's more sarcastic and cynical then anything. It's weird from the get-go, too. I guess it can be considered OOC.
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Beastboy was nervously pacing the common room, waiting for his date to arrive. He had this planned out for weeks, and he was just too damned eager to sit down. As he was pacing for the fifth time, the door slid open to reveal a very pretty sorceress. Her pink hair was done up in the classic pony-tail horns, and she was wearing a very nice pink skirt with a matching top.
"Hi Jinx…" was all Beastboy could say, "You look really pretty tonight." She blushed and they left the tower.
Meanwhile, in another part of the tower Cyborg was hooked up to the main-frame of the T-Car, having his own little 'date' with the only woman…well, machine, for him.
Raven and Starfire were in Robin's room, curled up around him as they slept, peacefully. Robin was just thankful the girls weren't jealous. And god! The sex…it was the best he could hope for.
Over in Titans East, Speedy was in bed with Bumblebee, obviously having a great time, Mas y Menos sat in the living room, eating popcorn and watching T.V.
So where was Aqualad?
He was in the kitchen, trying to find the last carton of Chocolate Ice Cream, before Kid Flash gets there for their almost daily session of 'pretend to train while actually doing each other senseless'.
And that my dear friends, is the weirdest story ever written.
End A/N: Wow. I hate myself. This is the product of a freezy headache at 6 in the morning. Why did I have a freezy headache at 6 AM? Easy, I ate ice cream way too fast, way too early. So, review if you must, but I'm not expecting much.