Revelio

Warning: SLASH! Ron/Crabbe. A bit of implied Ron/Goyle. Ron dressing as a Slytherin. Etc.

Sequel to Polyjuice Potion

Yep, J K Rowling is really a secret shipper of Ron/Crabbe, Ron/Goyle, Ron/Harry and Dumbledore/Crabbe. Didn't you know?

That… episode… with Goyle had scarred me for life. Definitely. No doubt about it. And it didn't help that I kept thinking about how great Goyle had been at teaching me some of that stuff. Or that I kept seeing him in the corridors.

All right, so he might be a Slytherin, and as thick as a Bertie Botts' Bean, but he knew what to do with a penis. Anyway…

I still liked dressing up as a Slytherin, but I didn't do it nearly as often any more. I didn't want any more Slytherins draping themselves round me. Not even if the kissed as good as Goyle did. Not even Crabbe. No, not even Crabbe.

So what was I doing in a secret passage with my tongue in Crabbe's mouth and his hands… you know… might seem a mystery. I didn't understand it either.

I mean, I'd just been walking along, innocent as anything, when this huge hand came out from behind a tapestry and grabbed me. Honest!

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OK, so it was Crabbe walking along – although I don't think he could ever be innocent – and it was my hand that came out from behind the tapestry, but he made the first move!

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OK, that was me too. But he didn't try and stop me! And it really was him that stuck his hands… you know…

Only, it was me that was moaning really loudly when his hands found what they were feeling for, and I think that was what brought Hermione and Goyle running. Crabbe and I went bright pink and removed our hands, but it was too late. We'd been spotted. Hermione sent me a disgusted and rather betrayed look and ran away before I could collect my thoughts enough to think about talking. My lips were forming the words, "I can explain…" when Goyle stumbled back, horrified, and Crabbe's lips met mine.

He was probably right. There was no point in chasing after her now – she wouldn't want to listen – and in the meantime…

AN: I am still twisted. That's no reason not to review.