Chapter 2
New Edition
Wesker woke up in the morning at 4:00am, and he never slept much anyway so it did not bother him. What did bother Wesker was a dream of the day Chris Redfield ruined his "perfect" plan. He hated Redfield for that. If it wasn't for Redfield then Wesker would be much richer from selling the tyrant and it's data to H.C.F. Wesker lost the tyrant and most of the data so he was having bits and pieces compared to what he could have now if Chris had just died. Rebecca did not bother him too much; as a matter of fact he might have felt bad for her if he cared about her (or anyone for that matter) at all. Too Wesker it was too easy, Rebecca should have just surrendered. She got in his way however and kid or not, nobody ever stand in Albert Wesker's way and gets away with it. Wesker just wanted to relieve his stress from thinking about Redfield, so he decided to examine some samples he had brought with him from work (which was his main dwelling really).
Wesker decided to examine the Las Plagas samples he had received from Ada Wong. After about a minute of testing, Wesker saw something he had overlooked, IT WAS A FUCKING FAKE! Wesker calmly picked up his cell phone and speed dialed Ada.
"Get over here now, I am giving you a raise." Wesker said to her.
"I'll be right over." Ada said as she hung up, eager to collect her unexpected pay even at this hour. Wesker tended to give things to people in person, seemed more calculating. After about half an hour Ada was there.
"I'm here." Ada said, hiding her glee for green. Wesker walked up to her and showed her the sample.
"Ada, did you know you lied to me and gave me a fake Las Plagas sample?" Wesker asked her, smiling in anticipation for her excuse.
"The manger ordered me to do it, I had no choice. They don't trust you Wesker." Ada explained to Wesker.
Wesker felt like literally raising her in the air by her neck and saying:
"Here is your raise you bitch!" Wesker resisted and coldly said to her:
"Give me one real sample in secret during you're next vacation and I won't decrease you're pay to that of a panhandler and castrate your friend Leon." Wesker threatened her and Leon's manhood.
"Understood." She said with a bit of disgust.
"Now get the hell out of here and don't ever underestimate me again." Wesker said to her, knowing she was now his bitch with Leon's balls on the line.
"Fucking pervert." Ada thought to herself.
Wesker watched her leave and chuckled to himself, this was possibly even better than chocking her because she was now under his control. At about 9:00am Wesker heard a knock at his door (he thought doorbells were a waste of money) and answered it in less than a second.
"We are the Girl Scouts of America and we were wondering if you would like to buy some of our cookies!" The evil little girls said to Wesker.
Wesker knew if he just took of his sunglasses he could scare them away but he did not want an angry Girl Scout leader yelling at him.
"I don't eat sweets." Wesker told them.
He didn't either. He liked eating good tasting, healthy food, like steak or an apple. As they were leaving Wesker was wondering how they found him, so he decided to ask them.
"How did you know where I live?" Wesker yelled out to them.
"A lady named Claire bribed us to sell you these cookies she made!" One of the less clever among them said.
"Bitch tried to poison me." Wesker thought to himself as the girls left while dragging the half retarded girl, presumably to beat her where nobody else could observe. Wesker went back to his house and called Chris Redfield on his cell phone (his cell was customized so it was untraceable).
"Hello?" Chris answered his cell phone.
"YOU'RE LITTLE SISTER TRIED TO POISON ME! Wesker yelled into his cell.
"Wesker?" Chris asked.
"IF SHE TRIES THAT AGAIN I AM GOING TO POUR DETERGENT DOWN HER THROAT! I AM NOW GOING TO INSTALL MY FLAWLESS SECURITY SYSTEM SO LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!" Wesker yelled into the phone and quickly hung up.
"I hope that bitch dies." Wesker said out loud to himself as he finally opened his security system he bought last year. Wesker spent the rest of the day and night installing his flawless security system (which was just an alarm that would trip off if somebody broke into his house and also wireless cameras hidden all around his house, in trees, in a few bushes, weird shit like that). Wesker growled as he realized how long this was going to take.
"Sales people are evil. I should hire some of them." Wesker said humorously to himself but did not laugh or smile.
After he was finally done setting it all up at 7:00pm, he started laughing evilly and loudly out in the middle of the woods. Yes he even bothered to set up those tiny cameras all over his property (200 acres). The cameras were motion detectors and so if Wesker was bored he could always spy on wild animals or unlucky campers who happen to camp on his property. Wesker began the long walk back to his house, proud of his flawless security system when he heard something move suddenly.
"Shit." Wesker thought.
